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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:45 pm |
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Baiters like to know when their formats are being circulated by Lads and here's one that's not one of mine.
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Greetings,
My reason of contacting you is purely based on seeking your
assistance. To tell you more about me, my name is John Sparrow. I am 22 years old I am the child of late Mr and Mrs Sparrow and I am living here in Abidjan, the capital city of Cote d'Ivoire in West Africa. I am a student studying alchemy but after the sudden death of our father I forced myself to discontinue my studies because no one could sponsor my studies again. My mother died many years back from spontaneous combustion when I was just 8 years old and since then I and my younger sister have been with my father and he took me so special as the only son.
His death was so sudden and was caused by a large bullet in his skull as the doctor said in his death certificate but we are suspecting one of my uncle who always travel with him any time he is making overseas trip as the person who planned his death, well only Xenu knows the truth.
The issue now is that I and my younger sister want to move out of this
country immediately to a more secure place where we will live for the
rest of our life because since the death of our father, his brother and other family relatives have all taken over all my late father
belongings including his house and massive porn collection and they dont even want to consider me and my younger sister.
In my own case, my father was a business man who always export unicorns to Europe and he made a lot of money from this business and own lot of properties and houses, his brothers have taken control of all these things and they can even kill me too if I should ask about them. For this reason, I dont want to be associated with them again. However, my father confided a secret to me before his death in a
hospital here. He told me that he buried something here in Abidjan
Cote D Ivoire, a treasure chest containing the sum of
($14,300,000,000,000). No one knows about this, not even his swashbuckling crew.
He also handed over the treasure map and gave me the first clue. He told me that it was because of his wealth that he was poisoned and that I should seek a trustworthy person in a country of my choice who could assist me to claim and invest this money.
Dear Beloved One, this is the main reason I contacted you. I want you to help me find this chest here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire to your country and also help me and my younger sister to relocate to your country to continue our life over there.
This country is no longer safe for my continual stay because every day
here I am living under the fear of those my late father relatives. We
are no longer living in our family house because they might try to
kill us since they want to inherit all my late father properties. I am
now living in a guest house in nearest country to ours and I want to
move out of the country finally with this money and I need your help.
If you agree to help me, I will compensate you with 20% of the total
sum and also you will manage these funds in any good investment while
I will continue my studies and every income made will be shared
between us. Thank you and I look forward to your positive response.
Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thank you so much.
My Sincere regards,
John Sparrow |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Kent
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
Posts: 238
Location: At your 6, with you in my gunsight
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Posted:
Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:49 pm |
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Now that would be fun to play with! LOL (literally) |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:59 pm |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:00 pm |
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^^ well this format is the new big thing over in ladland |
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perthjay85
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Jun 2009
Posts: 13
Location: opposite to up over[
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Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:52 am |
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just a few things to laugh at are the spontaneous combustion haha
and also his dad was shot with a large bullet(not any ordinary bullet but a large one) and also he was poisoned aswell as being shot with a large bullet they really had it in for him hahhaa.
I also just wish that my unicorn exporting business would pick up some people are just so darn lucky hahaha |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:20 am |
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Sometimes Lads don't need help with making their scripts stupid
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I have been working in this company(Dundee Perth and London Shipping Co. Ltd, www.dpandl.co.uk) for good four years and I'm the
assistant purchase manager in the company, we travel to Asia for the
purchase of a product called Oxtra X Ship/Vessel Lubricant which is
used to service the brain box of ships. |
In honour of the previous script my Russian model is asking all Lads at the end of her mails "What's a unicorn ?" which is relevant in the context of her mail. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ishkabibble
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Posts: 89
Location: Canada
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Posted:
Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:06 pm |
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Just a question - how does one manage to get a lad to pick up a script and start using it that a baiter has crafted for them?
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El Sid
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 351
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Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:53 pm |
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^ With skill, wit and accuracy |
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Sgt.Sanchez
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 49
Location: USA
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Posted:
Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:10 am |
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His response to my offer to help.It's stranger and more amusing than the original.
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Dear Beloved,
Thank you for your eagerness to help me in my plea. I do not feel safe from my uncles as I think they are plotting to keelhaul me and then fire my sister out of a cannon. They are cruel, blood-thirsty scaliwags.
Please, tell me your full name, location, and star sign. Tell me, do you get sea sick? Do you know how to handle a sword? Have you recently had a run-in with the East India Trading Company?
Get back to me soon,
John Sparrow |
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Madhatter
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jun 2009
Posts: 172
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:35 am |
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My confusion is paramount.
We have many experienced Baiters here, many have got this, but a search only reveals "1" person who's title said "OK Who was this" knowing that it came from here.
The other "experienced Baiters" didnt even use search.
There are at least 6 Topics on this.
C'mon guys please show you got more intel/AMD than a mugu and think for a change. |
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Posted:
Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:08 am |
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Man this dodgy script is a good one. I tried to send one to lads on one of my catcher accounts. If you see anything about an "ejaculation of oil" from "rechtal exploratory oil" in Nigeria, PM me please... |
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Ishkabibble
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Posts: 89
Location: Canada
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:06 am |
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Sgt S...that HAS to be someone knowledgable having some fun with you.
It's just too silly to be a serious lad behind a screen in some internet cafe thinking "I know. I'll use that little known Pirates of the Cribbean theme on this one. It will be great! Just like that last fool from North America who had NO IDEA who Michael Jackson was!"
Many say that badgers are nearly impossible but all the lads I've been fooling with seem to be a) well spoken - I've always got back full English sentence replies and b) quick to drop me when I've tried prying them off script too soon.
My sense is that there are sufficient numbers of them with enough education that they can return the baiting once they've been burned a few times. Just look at some of the news where it's a police chief or the like that gets busted for fraud. Not ALL lads can be as classically nutty as the poster boys.
On the other hand, perhaps someone knows you and is getting the laugh of their lives out of this! It is certainly funny.
Regards, |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Posted:
Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:08 am |
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I'm currently baiting this gem also |
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Ishkabibble
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Posts: 89
Location: Canada
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Posted:
Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:32 am |
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Just caught this on the WTF thread. I never cease to be amazed by the cleverness of the baiters on here.
I stand thoroughly in awe. |
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:26 am |
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kudos to Reverse Psychology for this one
I love this modality and the format
It reminds me of my old and more active days
@Ishkabibble
this is, how it's done:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148766 |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:14 pm |
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I just want to see this trunk box containing £14,300,000,000,000 .... a walk around it would be as much exercise as I'd need for a day!
Approximately thats going to need around 200-250 thousand cubic yards of trunk box space .... if we had £100 notes! |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:08 pm |
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Lardass! If it's a cube that's only 252 yards of exercise.
Or if it's half as deep and tall as it is long, and it's full of £50 notes, which do exist, the walk is still only 377 yards.
It's also 212 standard shipping containers. |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Posted:
Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:13 pm |
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for the lad's pleasure, we should fill the trunk box with 1p coins , then get him to count them all , if anything should happen to him during that time, we get another lad to start from the first coin again |
_________________ - - -
5 piggys, a flag a pyri and 2 shiny phones < the grand haul of my first run
Round Two... FIGHT! -
The new collection
Round 3: Back for more!
"you are really a very disappointment to ladyhood" - michael agyekum boateng (standard AFF lad)
"my fetish man is ever ready to strike you deadly if only i give him the final go ahead." - the same Michael as above |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Posted:
Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:24 pm |
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If it was a really old chest it would be farthings,
4 farthings = one old penny,
240 old pennies =£1 |
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Mister X
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 175
Location: Always looking over LADs shoulder
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Posted:
Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:59 am |
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or just a envelope if he did put all the money on a cashcheck ?
N N N wrote: |
I just want to see this trunk box containing £14,300,000,000,000 .... a walk around it would be as much exercise as I'd need for a day!
Approximately thats going to need around 200-250 thousand cubic yards of trunk box space .... if we had £100 notes! |
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