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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:05 am |
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wait... have the dragon and unicorn being using contraception... otherwise Joy is going to be in a lot of pain giving birth to dragon/unicorn/human hydrids :S
but PMSL, this is just to funny  |
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mugu molester
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
Location: far from Lagos
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:57 am |
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If Freud was alive, what would his analysis of this lad be?
It's just...the most bizarre crap I've ever read, the kind that makes you wonder if you should laugh or cry, or both
Excellent baiting here anyways  |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:04 pm |
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He's really fired up today because he's just sent me his storyboards for his latest scene.
Viewers of a nervous disposition look away now... in fact everybody look away now!
This lad has not so much got a screw loose more like he is missing Screwfix's entire fixings inventory
This is from his covering letter...
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My love, my boss and my new leader I want you to try and do more than you have promised me regarding this transaction by making out funds as early as possible for me so that my joy will be completed having put happines in you heart and laughter in your mouth by doing all that you required from me regarding this my script under only three days of request for each day |
Well you've certainly done that!
The only dark note is that I think this bait may have spawned a monster...
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| I thank you once again so much for having interest on me and I still tell you that I have already in my mind to write about two guy dogs and a house help plus the madam of the house which will sale more than others. |
Oh Noes!  |
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OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:28 pm |
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Thank you for the keyboard warning!
He managed to get everything in there -- Joy and sister, unicorn/dragon/unihorn -- this guy is --- is ---
I have no words.
Way to go, Sunshine!!!! 
EDIT: Two guy dogs next?! Yikes! Well, it's clear that he has no time to be scamming anyone else, so that's a good thing.  |
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"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:45 am |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:45 am |
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TheBarSteward2
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Jun 2008
Posts: 74
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:36 pm |
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Words fail me.
Goats. We need some man-on-goat action please. New script needed. Perhaps some guys travelling on safari in the depths of a jungle, looking for a pyramid in the shape of a twat, who are enticed by a half-woman-half-goat creature that promises them sexual pleasure in return for travelling great distances to see the Sunshine God of Eastern Onion.
Mods - can we please have a type disbelief trophy for Sunshine - this lad is completely hatstand. |
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:10 pm |
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Agreed, there should be a special icon for sunshine for baiting this beastiality lad |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:12 pm |
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OMFG.
Bwahahahahaa!
Nice work! |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:39 pm |
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I agree as well -- a special icon is most definitely in order. A dragon, perhaps? Or maybe one of the lad's sketches?
I can't say it enough -- excellent work, Sunshine.  |
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"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:32 pm |
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 I really don't know what to make of this beast of a lad, he is a maniac and you're making him worse. Well done |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:53 am |
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Excellent work. I must admit though his storyboards are getting harder to read, and I'm missing Joy. I think that you have to get him to make his storyboard much easier to read - I'm sure the others in the internet cafe will thank you for it
You can't possibly hand over any money until everybody in your prouction team can understand his story boards. I'm surprised you haven't asked him for some girl on girl action |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:45 pm |
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WTF!!!!
I leave you lot alone for three weeks and come back to this, um, perversion of natural order? My face is now aching, I'm out of breath and that's despite taking several breaks in an attempt to regain some kind of dignified composure.
Gimme some of what he's on!
Pity our keyboards (and eyeballs) should NN ever get hold of this prize... |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:08 am |
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who do I give my request to for a new laptop? I'm going to have unicorn/dragon nightmares tonight I can't wait to see what the lad comes up with for the two guy dogs (and house help? oh dear lord). |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:43 am |
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What is truly worrying is that he's getting help on his scriptwriting! I'm trying to bait him re his dogs and the house help movie which we're going to make in sunny downtown Lagos...
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| I have read carefully what you requested from me concerning the film you want to make here in Africa later in the year and wish to tell you that for what you requested, I can be able to arrange and connect you to a guy who is also a teacher on a film script writting to take charge of this you have said since he knows more better than I can because I am learning from him regarding script writting. |
I'd ask for my money back if I was him! |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:24 am |
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The script writing teacher must be Emmanuel from the Golf movie production:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=163466 |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:51 am |
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Bwaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!! What a pervert. Nice baiting! |
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ScoobyDon't
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 187
Location: The toilet
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Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:37 pm |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:37 pm |
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Seriously weird. |
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