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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:40 pm |
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From an initial response to my dating profile
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| I am new here though and don\'t really know what it may look or how it may feel to tell you am a very shy type and also living and caring man with a deep fart love in him . |
OH! Just read a response from another lad...does he think this makes him desirable?
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| Asociations, ONG: hiv association |
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*Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
 Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
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I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:54 am |
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Wanna swap? I got this (spelling uncorrected, but I'm sure it is decipherable):
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| my pains is 31/2half inches long and 1/2 inche large please if you can carry it get back to me as your lovers |
I couldn't be bothered.
I replied not-nicely.
Four months later, he is still writing. |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:57 am |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:14 am |
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^^^I'm with sis, those lines crack me up. 
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| with a deep fart love in him |
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  x5     2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:30 am |
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@Branwen - that was supposed to impress you? |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:35 am |
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Well it must have, she has hung around with him for 4 months.  **Giggling** |
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x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:37 am |
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| my pains is 31/2half inches long and 1/2 inche large |
You dirty cats he was talking about his PENCIL. |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:03 am |
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You dirty cats he was talking about his PENCIL. |
He might have been talking about the Lead in his pencil |
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Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father
My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes |
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MayDay
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 393
Location: St-Fabien de Panet
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Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:59 pm |
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| am a very shy type |
 Don´t hide it under your inches... |
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Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity
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^^^^Are you there God? It’s me, MayDay, I’m from Bank of America. I’ve just received this check endorsed to you and I’m going to need to verify your signature. Can you give me a social security number and date of birth, please?
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:14 am |
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These are some hilarious lad lines.
I do have to wonder what you have listed as your ideal partner |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
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Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:13 am |
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| I do have to wonder what you have listed as your ideal partner |
Don't say up front on a public site, would get banned! |
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100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:24 pm |
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Ideal partner:
'Must like scrapbooking.'
Of course. |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:14 pm |
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^^^ And washing dishes
ETA - I'm getting as lazy as the lads so my letters are copied bits from Martha Stewart's blogs (I spent this last July 4 at the lake. Tim Robbins and his wife, Susan Sarandon, who were visiting the area, gave me a call to get together and I was so delighted when they came over to join me for a boat ride. As usual, the views were spectacular and everyone really enjoyed themselves. Southwest Harbor was pristine -- the water clear, the boats all shipshape, and the sky bright blue. The Stars and Stripes flew at the stern of the boat. I always like how it looks in the wake and against the sky.
I baked two tart/pies for a dinner party. On the left, green
gooseberry; on the right, red gooseberry. One can actually taste the
difference. They were served with buttermilk ice cream)
I'll go off script when they do. |
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*Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
x 18 x4 x2
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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