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Hellish Taskmaster Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 537

I've seen this before, and it is back:

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DEAR FRIEND.

GOOD DAY, MY NAME IS IMOH DEREK FROM NIGERIA ,PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME AND LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY,I MADE A MISTAKE I SHOULDNT HAVE MADE,BUT THAT WILL NOT MAKE ME TO SIN AGAIN, MY GIRLFRIEND GOT PREGNANT FOR ME AND I CANNOT DENY BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PREGNANCY,I AM A POOR YOUNGMAN BUT SHE CAME FROM A RICH FAMILY,WE BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER AND I WANT TO GIVE THE CHILD THE CHANCE TO LIVE AND SEE LIFE, BUT HER FATHER WANTS THE BABY TO BE ABORTED BY ALL MEANS,THE PREGNANCY IS UPTO ONE MONTH PLUS AND HER LIFE WILL BE AT STAKE ON ABORTING THE BABY, THE FATHER NEVER CONSIDERED ALL THESE THINGS ,SIMPLY BECAUSE HE WANTED HER TO MARRY HIS BUSINESS PARTNER,HE HAS ORDERED HIS GUARDS TO BEAT ME UP AND YET HE IS NOT READY TO GIVE UP.

SIR/MADAM, PLEASE I KNOW I DO NOT KNOW YOU BEFORE BUT SINCE FRIENDS AND FRIENDS HAVE LEFT ME ALONE TO SUFFER FOR MY MISTAKE,I DECIDED TO ASK FOR HELP ANYWHERE,PLEASE I ASK FOR YOUR FAVOUR TO HELP ME FINANCIALY,NOMATTER HOW LITTLE ,JUST TO GIVE THIS CHILD A CHANCE TO LIVE AGAIN,I HAVE RAN AWAY WITH CHIOMA MY GIRLFRIEND,AND I INTEND TO STAY AWAY TILL SHE PUTS TO BED SO THAT THE SAFETY OF OUR BABY WILL BE GAURANTEED,BUT NOW,WE FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT TO FEED PROPERLY,NOT TO TALK OF TAKING HER TO HOSPITAL FOR MEDICAL CHECK-UPS.

PLEASE I REALY NEED YOUR HELP FOR I AM VERY BROKE AND CONFUSED.

PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANY FINANCIAL SUPPORT FOR US,LET ME KNOW, OK? THE CHILD WILL LIVE WITH YOUR HELP, AND SUCCESS,FAVOUR AND BLESSINGS WILL NEVER DEPART FROM YOU NOR YOUR HOUSEHOLD.

THANKS YOU AND REMAIN BLESED FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AS WE AWAIT YOUR REPLY.

REGARDS,

IMOH DEREK.

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Posts: 46

Short sweet ASEM,

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I sent the funds and sent the MTCN as you requested. Please write me when you receive them.

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:59 am

Mail send off.. will let him play Answer the unlimited questions for his money he will never get Razz

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:03 am

O the poor Lov, where your pity, where's your Christian charity. How can we possable allow this to happen. What about the child, what about the mother, What about getting a bloody job.

I think we should all write to him and offer him employment at the local Sperm bank. Then he can pull himself into shape..

I will offer assistance, I will... I will. But it's Drop Bear season at the moment, and I'm busy, controlling the little buggers

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:05 am

Life's a bit quite at the moment, well 4 of my russian lovlies want to
visit, and there mums all think I'm special. But that's all quite normal, So I thought I'd have a go at our Africian brothers.

So I've dug out the Good, Bad, and plain Ugly, from the charature toy box, so lets play and see what happens.
First the good

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My Dear, dear boy,,

I'm so sorry to hear about your plight, I will pray for you tonight, and also for your pregnant girl friend,,Even though you have sinned and
had sex outside of marriage, It's no wonder the girls father has put a death wish on you. Still all is not lost, I will appeal to my congregation, and we will hold a collection on your behalf. In the hope that when the child is born, you will allow it to be bought up in a good Cristian home, Away from the sins of the world.

Please promise me you will return my letter and inform me that you
have taken apone yourself to withhold the sins of the flash, and to
follow gods laws..

We will remember you in our prayers
The Very Reverend Jefferey Spotswood.
The little church on the greeen.. with an extra E

Then the bad, well she will be..

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You poor man, I have just read your communication, and it's bought tears to my eye's. Please tell me how I may be able to help
you
And ease your plight
That's the trouble these day's there simply not enough caring people in this world. As a mother myself, I can understand where your
Coming from, and will do everything in my power to assist you in
your time of need.

Fond regards Jennie

Then the ugly, my Rasta man

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Goo day, bro
Dat bad shit your gong trough, why you let your bitch get nocked up
lik dat. Dat's' bad shit man, den her
Daddy he gon to chop your nut's man. Dat's seriesly bad shit.
We in jamaca, man we don't want any of dat shit. We all rasta man, Smoke plent gunja weed, no worries man.
But hay, we gonna help you and de bitch Us colored folk we stick
togever man, you tell dis boy what you need and we
Sell dee gunja and send you some green backs, everting gonna be
sweet.
You no fuk'in worry

Catch you dude wink,,,,

Lets see if we get the little shit to bite...