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419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

1st script received and reply loaded into the cannons and fired off!

Quote:

Yar mehearty, and may the 9 Lords guide you fair and true my friend.

This is ACE! I love piratey stuff Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:43 pm

Yes, first script received this morning (loved the subject title)
and responded to in perfect victim form.
This is one is gonna be fun and funny.

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

A second reply in as many hours - lads working late, whatever next?!

Pain in the arse getting them off script isnt it, cuh! Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

@frank: I see what you mean, but lad abuse is just so much fun Twisted Evil

@Spurious: I didn't give him a subject line to use, so I'm really curious as to what he is using.

@El Sid: From his newest reply, it seems that he actually has an internet connection at his house!

Quote:

Thanks for your reply....i dont want you to think maybe i am impatient because the fellow up must be give to them back ....and i was connected in my house and am online 2/4/7 in a day thats why it be like am rushing you .... Well, why don't you just get a proper job? Rolling Eyes

well i got what you say about the email and password ..i will give it to you later and just continue the deal ok...
I also got your victims email and i will do that later ok...

I will be waiting to read from you ....one love....Man U said so ....

I'm not sure how hard it could possibly be to type an email and password, but at least he is working diligently Rolling Eyes

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jun 2009 Posts: 172

Add me to this if you like , PM sent

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:14 pm

Quote:

and am online 2/4/7

so he isn't online at 1/3/5 or 9??? Neutral

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

Theres a risk your script might still be believable, so ive changed it for you Razz

Quote:

Greetings,

My reason of contacting you is purely based on seeking your assistance. To tell you more about me, my name is J0hn Sparrow. I am 22 years old I am the child of late Mr and Mrs Sparrow and I am living here in Abidjan, the capital city of Cote d'Ivoire in West Africa.

I am a student studying sadism but after the sudden death of our mother I forced myself to discontinue my studies because no one could sponsor my studies again. My mother died many years back from spontaneous combustion when I was just 8 years old and since then I and my younger sister have been with my father and he took me so special as the only son. I have never known my own father, he left when i was 8 before my mother died and before my sister was born.
His death was so sudden and was caused by a large bullet in his skull as the doctor said he could die at any time but we are suspecting one of my uncle who always travel with him any time he is making overseas trip as the person who planned his death, well only Xenu knows the truth.

The issue now is that I and my younger sister want to move out of this country immediately to a more secure place where we will live for the rest of our life because since the death of our sister, her brother and other family relatives have all taken over all my late father belongings including his house and massive porn collection and they dont even want to consider me and my younger sister.

In my own case, my father was a business man who always export unicorns to Europe and he made a lot of money from this business and own lot of properties and houses, his brothers have taken control of all these things and they can even kill me too if I should ask about them. For this reason, I dont want to be associated with them again.
However, my father confided a secret to me before his death in a hospital here. He told me that he buried something important where you are and here in Abidjan Cote D Ivoire, a treasure chest containing the sum of ($14,300,000,000,000). No one knows about this, not even his swashbuckling crew.
He also handed over the treasure map and gave me the first clue. He told me that it was because of his wealth that he was poisoned and that I should seek a trustworthy person in a country of my choice who could assist me to claim and invest this money.

Dear Beloved One, this is the main reason I contacted you. I want you to help me find his chest here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire to your country and also help me and my younger brother to relocate to your country to continue our life over there.

This country is no longer safe for my incontinence stay because every day here I am living under the fear of those my late uncles relatives. We are no longer living in our family house because of porn and they might try to kill us since they want to inherit all my late father properties. I am now living in a guest house here and I want to move out of the country finally with this money and I need your help.
If you agree to help me, I will compensate you with 20% of the total sum and also you will manage these funds in any good investment while I will continue my studies and every income made will be shared between us. Thank you and I look forward to your positive response.

Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thank you so much.
My Sincere regards,
J0hn Sparrow

Now if a victim reads it, theres doubt as to who died when and who he was with, even with bad english they will spot that Razz

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:53 am

Been gone due to some family issues, but I'm back! You can add me if you need another new name, pm sent...

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:16 am

This is the subject line I received...
"CAN YOU HELP ME OUT OF THIS SHIT"

I received my second script tonight.

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^ lmao, think it's a cry for help from him personally? I haven't even barely started abusing him Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:05 am

It all seems perfectly normal to me...

Quote:

AHOY! John Sparrow

yer uncles are cruel indeed, Scoundrels and Robbers is what they be.
String em up I say, Thats what be best for the likes of them.

Well, lets me get on with the helping o ye.
This should attend to the legal matters for now.

Me Name be: XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX III

Me location be: An Island just off the Coast of Santa Barbara.

Me Star Sign be: The Convoluted Nebulus near Neptune.

I never gets Sea Sick.
Unless the Ship stops moving.

Of course I knows how to handle a Sword.
I Prefers a Rapier though. Faster thru the bone it is.

As for the East India Trading Company Run-in,
"It only counts if You get caught", and I ain't been caught.
And thats all Ye should say about the East India Trading Company.

Well, that should take care of all the legal matters, for now.
Lets Us know if There be any other Matters ye needs Me to Attend.

May yer Plunder and Wenches be Aplenty.
Gr@gg Dr1nks

That is, if you live on my boat.... Cool

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^

Keep up the good work, his perception of Americans must be completely out of whack now Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

I haven't received anything new from him today.

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

That's odd, I hope he isn't getting lazy on us! Evil or Very Mad

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

This is just getting better and better. Yesterday, I told him that he needed to draw the treasure map. I was hoping for some terrible hand-drawn piece of crap, so that he would think real victims fall for that sort of stuff, but I think I like this better:

Quote:

I am not good in drawing and i went to the art desinger to draw the map for me and i pay them and tomorrow i will go and collect the map from them and scan it to you first to see how the drawing map look like before give it to the victims ok....

Looking forward to hear from you .....

One Love ....Man U said so.......

Lads wasting money is always good Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jun 2009 Posts: 172

hahahaha this just gets better

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:29 pm

@RP: a professional treasure map? If he does produce that, well played!

I haven't gotten even part 1 yet, the lazy sod. How dare he ignore his oga like this!

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

^^ lad is busy, collecting coins for treasure map.
nice.

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^I wonder if he could produce some pictures of golden dubloons as proof of his father's wealth Laughing

@bohigal: Yes, this insubordinate behavior will have consequences once we get to the payment stage. If not all of the victims are at that stage, not only will I chop his dolla, but there will be major slappage Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:54 pm

Hi Reverse P. The second script was pure fodder for creative writing fun.
Naturally, I'm just a silly American Victim with a vivid imagination.

Quote:

Easy on the Beloved thing there twinkle toes,

I’m eager to help you out of your shit there as we have much
in common. I hate my uncle too; all those late night visits when
I was eight and I shot my ex-wife out of a cannon once,
excellent trajectory, nasty landing, no alimony. Priceless.
Now to business there Spxrrxw.
My full name is Rxxxxt Bxb Bxrnxcle Bxxxxw.
My Location is currently my living room.
My Star Sign is Uranus Zaftig
I do get Sea Sick. But only at sea level.
I’m quite the swordsman if you know what I mean.
I prefer to have my run-in’s with the West India Trading Co.

Hope this helps your junk out Spxrrxw.
I’m here for ya.

Look forward to the treasure map.
P.s. I can play bait it straighter if you deem it necessary.

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

hi guys,
@ playing straight - its now the time to join with a second or third address, if you not already in with a.
if you loose him with one, another door is open. still.
I am almost straight, most of the time.
so - test him out.
-greez

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

He's either getting lazy or too busy fannying around making maps lol

Quote:

Hello Mr Sp@rr0w

Thank you for your quick response, excellent service Sir. I understand you're concerns regarding your uncles. What is you don't like about them?

Scaliwags can be dangerous people I most agree with you. I had much meet a group of scaliwags unloading their junk on my trophy wench. They can not be trusted.

My full name is J e r e m y Ma r c u s E d e n, and I am based in Upper Rongun in the Midland. My stars sign is Piscies, as in off.

These are good questions you ask to establish any trustful business relationship. I do not get sea sick but I do get walking sick. I'm afraid I have not handled a sword for many years but am proficient with a range of semi automatic firearms, I am a member of a gun nut club.

How do you know about the East India Trading Company? I work for a company called M a r m i g h ty I n d u s t r i e s, and we have a chequered history with this group. I was not aware they were still in business but apparently so.

But to business, please tell me have you taken over the unicorn business from your father? This would attract my interest greatly.And furthermore, how can I help you? My business is mainly that of marmite and rum but I am happy to expand my interests for the right man.

I look forward to hearing from you with answers to my questions Mr Sp@rr0w.

Yar mehearty, and may the 9 Lords guide you fair and true my friend.

jEZZ@H ed@N

Should we be being a bit more straight on the responses?

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^Actually, I liked your response, it was very amusing Laughing

The only thing I'm worried about is him dropping you because he's such a script-whore...

As frank said, if he hasn't sent you any emails in a few days, PM me another address and I will send it to him.

He's so lazy, I replied to him within and hour of receiving his email and still haven't received a response Evil or Very Mad

I'm doubting his statement that he has internet at his home.

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:44 am

My next Mail will pretty much say this...

Quote:

I sents the Legals,So I'll be having that map now Matey.
When will Ye Garner ups Me Treasure Map and Clue?
It's Treasure Chests Ye Promised, It be Treasure Chests I Gets.
When I finds the chest, We splits the Swag.
no Map, no Swag

Should be fun, yes?

Reverse Psychology, I will PM a Second address for more fun. Thanks

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^ If he doesn't cough up the map tomorrow, then you can go ahead and push him with that. As long as you are the only one who does it, I don't think it will raise any suspicions. Hopefully he doesn't drop you. Though, that's what the second addy will be for, I will send it after his next response Smile

I should probably think up the clue, I completely forgot about that. Embarassed

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