John Sparrow format - De-education Bait

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419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

This lad makes me his oga!

I've been baiting a gold dust lad since April, and it has gone pretty well. Two accounts sent to Alan and plenty of lad frustration. Unfortunately, I slipped up and did not email him for five days. Well, he didn't like that:

Mr. Coffee wrote:

Subject: END OF THE TRANSACTION BYE

Dear St4cey,

I can now understand that you are not real buyer at all because you have wasted all my times on this your fucking transaction purchase the Gold dust and I gave you two different account information all what you can say is that your fucking bank manager said error in the account well I just want to informed that the Gold dust have been sold out yesterday and I will never contact you again and I don’t want you to reply back to me anymore because I don’t think that I can have any transaction with you any more.

Take care of yourself.

Mr. K0fi Willi4ms

I figured I had nothing to lose, so I fired this off at him:

Quote:

Mr. "K0fi Willi4ms",

You are right, I am not a real buyer. I was simply testing you to see if you were up to the job proposal I have lined up for you. You see, my name is really V1ktor Lust1hg, and I run a very successful scamming ring. I know you are not really who you say you are, as well. I have seen your skills, and I wish for you to work for me. I will give you a format that has a guaranteed payout and line you up with some prospecting victims. The first payment you receive from the first victim you will give to me, but after you have shown me even more of your prowess, you will only owe me 10% of any money you receive from victims I give to you.

Contact me if you are interested.

V1ktor Lust1hg

Honestly, I didn't expect much, but it seems he's a very eager lad:

Mr. Coffee wrote:

Subject: WELCOME AND LETS DO THE DEAL TOGETHER MAN

Thank you for your lovley mail to me and i have knew from the start that you are not real but i want to make sure that i end up with you somewhere that both of us we understand each other and now i can feel you then let go to the game by give me your contact with your formart and tell me the truth ...are you in state or where are you from ....i need to make some quick money my friend and we are going to share the money together.

waiting to read from you my men .....one love .....MAN U said so ....

K0fi Willi4ms

What a "lovley" change of attitude Laughing

While I whip up format for him, I'd like to know if there is anyone willing to make him believe my format is the best Twisted Evil

PM me your baiter address if you're up for some lad de-education Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2009 Posts: 166

Allways willing to help, PM sent.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 571

PM sent

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

Count the good Rev in!

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:01 am

PM sent

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:16 am

Well done!

Lads LOVE thinking they are joining some crazy 419-mafia thing. Do you have a name for your gang yet? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:23 am

^^^^ I hope its a good one...I wonder what the Gang's hand sign's would look like?...

PM sent. Cool

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

Thanks for all the help, this lad won't be able to believe his luck Twisted Evil

I've asked him for his real name and directed him to my private email address, to make him feel special. Razz

As for the gang name, what do you guys think of "the Wankers"?
Or is that too obvious? Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:28 am

^^^^

Something more gangster-ish.
http://gangnames.net/

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^
"Ivory Coast S0uljas"? Razz

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:32 am

PM'd

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

Ivory-Souljas / Steel Ibony / Steelony /

best of luck !

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

He's mysteriously silent today. Maybe he got in trouble with his real oga? We can only hope Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

Good news, our gang member is still on board!

Quote:

Dear Vikt0r,

Thanks for your email on my business email account and I want to tell you that my real is k0fi Will1ams true so let go to the business with the format and contact of the business.

I will be waiting to read from you.

Thanks & God bless

Mr. K0fi Will1ams

Tsk, tsk. You shouldn't lie. Oh well, we'll save the slaps for later when he's completely mesmerized by my scamming prowess Wink

Quote:

Mr. "K0fi Will1ams",

It is fine if you do not wish to reveal your name yet, but I do hope you will not keep it hidden from your gang brothers for very long.

For now, welcome to our gang, the Ivory Coast S0uljas!

While waiting for your reply, I prepared your format for you, find it in the email I am about to send you. You have probably not seen such a format before. While living here in the US, I have found that many Americans love the idea of finding hidden treasure and will believe any shit you tell them as long as you dangle that in front of them. Do not worry, I will help you with it along the way. Just send it out to these victims I have lined up for you:

["victims"]

Contact me if you have any questions.

Vikt0r Lust1hg

I stole a format from a lad in my inbox, and made it better of course:

Quote:

Greetings,

My reason of contacting you is purely based on seeking your assistance. To tell you more about me, my name is J0hn Sparrow. I am 22 years old I am the child of late Mr and Mrs Sparrow and I am living here in Abidjan, the capital city of Cote d'Ivoire in West Africa.

I am a student studying alchemy but after the sudden death of our father I forced myself to discontinue my studies because no one could sponsor my studies again. My mother died many years back from spontaneous combustion when I was just 8 years old and since then I and my younger sister have been with my father and he took me so special as the only son.
His death was so sudden and was caused by a large bullet in his skull as the doctor said in his death certificate but we are suspecting one of my uncle who always travel with him any time he is making overseas trip as the person who planned his death, well only Xenu knows the truth.

The issue now is that I and my younger sister want to move out of this country immediately to a more secure place where we will live for the rest of our life because since the death of our father, his brother and other family relatives have all taken over all my late father belongings including his house and massive porn collection and they dont even want to consider me and my younger sister.

In my own case, my father was a business man who always export unicorns to Europe and he made a lot of money from this business and own lot of properties and houses, his brothers have taken control of all these things and they can even kill me too if I should ask about them. For this reason, I dont want to be associated with them again.
However, my father confided a secret to me before his death in a hospital here. He told me that he buried something here in Abidjan Cote D Ivoire, a treasure chest containing the sum of ($14,300,000,000,000). No one knows about this, not even his swashbuckling crew.
He also handed over the treasure map and gave me the first clue. He told me that it was because of his wealth that he was poisoned and that I should seek a trustworthy person in a country of my choice who could assist me to claim and invest this money.

Dear Beloved One, this is the main reason I contacted you. I want you to help me find this chest here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire to your country and also help me and my younger sister to relocate to your country to continue our life over there.

This country is no longer safe for my continual stay because every day here I am living under the fear of those my late father relatives. We are no longer living in our family house because they might try to kill us since they want to inherit all my late father properties. I am now living in a guest house here and I want to move out of the country finally with this money and I need your help.
If you agree to help me, I will compensate you with 20% of the total sum and also you will manage these funds in any good investment while I will continue my studies and every income made will be shared between us. Thank you and I look forward to your positive response.

Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thank you so much.
My Sincere regards,
J0hn Sparrow

Make sure your characters are in the US, since I picked out some stupid Americans for him Wink

Oh, and for some added fun, if your character is religious, change their god to Xenu to match the format, that should hopefully give him some more false information Very Happy

EDIT: Looks like he already replied:

Quote:

Dear Vikt0r,

Thanks for your loving mail and i have seen the formart with the contact emails you sent to you and i will open another box for the formart name and start the job now but as soon as i through the emails you gave me...you will need to be giving me sure contact emails list so that i will be sending them the formart and i will be waiting to read from you.

Thanks Brother and we are the same blood from Africa to share Good money together men ...

One Love ....Man U said so.............

I'm assuming that he will be sending the format out any minute now, though he lost me in the second half of the first paragraph. Confused

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

The Sparrow has landet.

And the clever boi is using different subjects for different send-outs.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:04 pm

I'm in if you need another. PM sent.
Keep us posted.
Spurious

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^Thanks for the extra victim, welcome aboard Very Happy

@frank - I liked your parley reply Laughing

He better get used to pirate lingo, I'm planning on forcing him to talk like a pirate later on down the line...but that's a secret Wink

He's already asking for the next step. Jeez, don't you think he'd ask for all the steps beforehand? Lazy lad.

Quote:

Vikt0r,

I threw the format with the email list contact you gave to me and i got two reply back and this is what he said ....below,

.........................................................................

I'm so glad you contacted me about this plz get back to me asap

.....................................................................

Dear J0hn Sparrow,

Let us Parley this matter
I will help you with your troubles.
please tell me what needs to be done.

So vikt0r i want you to give me the next step to reply back to them and i will also need your yahoo chatting id so that we can be chat with each other because this formart need fellow up immeditaly okay .....

I will be waiting to read from you to reply back to them tomorrow and if you can give me your fone number to call you ..i think that will be better ....

One Love..... Man U said so ..........

So annoying...who said I wanted to talk to you? Rolling Eyes

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

ok. lazy is one side. but now, he can learn how to answer to victims.
see it as de-education pt.II, if you deliver the 2nd script. or maybe even the 3rd too. later on in the story it's up to him to attest his skills.

and - it is a fine script !

---
btw- I have not answered yet.

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^Really? I figured it was you since you were the first to post saying you got his email. Embarassed

Anyways, you're right. I chose him for his skills, he should be able to use his imagination. Of course, he'll always be wrong and I'll have to correct him Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:55 am

Quote:

Let us Parley this matter
I will help you with your troubles.
please tell me what needs to be done.

That be Me Matey...
When I read that letter, I sent that response back.

Your Modality made me spit milk out of my nose.
I had sorta kinda forgot I had signed up for the fun on this thread..
So

Was there a Plan? Where do you wanna go with this new Employee of yours?
Anything you would like Your Victim(Me) to do or say? Just lemme know. Cool

Pirates R Us, We can Run him up the Yard arm an lash him with the Cat O Nine,
We can Keel haul him... Or both.. No Quarter will be given...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 87

I'm fairly inexperienced but would love to get in on this. pm sent.

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^Your email has been sent, along with everyone else who PM'd me after I sent the first batch Smile

@whajusthappen: Excellent, keep up the pirate lingo, it should give extra credibility to the format Very Happy

The plan is to get him on a safari. After I chop everyone's dolla (part of the deal, remember?), I will invite him to the next meeting, so we can congratulate him on his success. All his travel and lodging will be reimbursed, of course Wink

I'm also thinking of some ways to get trophies, but whether that happens or not, we'll just see.

He's so impatient:

Quote:

I HAVE GOT 5 REPLY BACK TO ME AND I NEED THE NEXT LEVEL AND I HAVE SENT TWO OF THE REPLY BACK TO YOU YESTERDAY SO MY GUY I WILL NEED YOUR YAHOO CHATTNG ID SO THAT WE CAN BE CHAT AND I WILL ALSO NEED YOUR FONE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU WHEN I NEED YOU ONLINE...

AM WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY BACK TO ME WITH THE NEXT LEVEL FORMART TO FELLOW THE JOB UP INTIME.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS

ONE LOVE ...MAN U SAID SO .......
^Is anyone else getting annoyed by his signature?

Does he think he's the boss? I don't think so, "my guy"...

Quote:

Who do you think you are? Are you the leader? I will decide what happens and when. I told you that I would give you the format and I am doing just that. Don't be impatient.

Now, we do not need to chat, and you don't need my phone number. Your job is very simple: do what I say when I say it.

However, I think it would be best if you gave me the email address and password you are using, so that I can check on your progress.

Lastly, I have some more victims for you to send the first part of the format to:

["victims"]

Find the next part of the format in the next email. Notice that this is normally where you might ask for some sort of identification. NEVER ask for identification. I have seen victims being lost many times due to a blundering idiot freaking them out by asking for their ID. Also, NEVER ask for a phone number. If you feel it is necessary, supply your own.

Vikt0r Lust1hg

The de-education has begun Twisted Evil

Format part 2:

Quote:

Dear Beloved,

Thank you for your eagerness to help me in my plea. I do not feel safe from my uncles as I think they are plotting to keelhaul me and then fire my sister out of a cannon. They are cruel, blood-thirsty scaliwags.

Please, tell me your full name, location, and star sign. Tell me, do you get sea sick? Do you know how to handle a sword? Have you recently had a run-in with the East India Trading Company?

Get back to me soon,
J0hn Sparr0w

Standard lad stuff, almost Razz

For the next step, he's going to have to do a little bit of work on his own, since he expects me to do everything Rolling Eyes

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

Quote:

...MAN U SAID SO...

There's a joke in here about being guided by Sir Alex Ferguson but I can't put my finger on it....

ES

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

I just received the format part 2 from him Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

I see it like that, he is orientated to the autority - to you. you did test him,
you got tell him, what to do and how to do. from a new enployee you cannot expect, that he knows the business like you, therefore he is asking for netxt level and next level.

Quote:

...MAN U SAID SO .......

and guy is the collegial talk.

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