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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:16 pm |
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Seems like a new sport is being marketed...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3374702.html
Coming from a military background I can only advise that this is complete madness, talk about putting your neck on the line, seeing as these waterbound lads pack an alsortment of weponary inc RPGs to return fire with.
Still, whatever floats your boat (or not  ) |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:25 pm |
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http://www.somalicruises.com/ |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:59 pm |
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| At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention |
Yeah that won't be suspicious behaviour! I wonder if the cruise is simply a scam? The legal repercussions would be horrendous if they actually carried it out. |
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Jackdaripper
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Apr 2005
Posts: 127
Location: Under a man hole
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:36 am |
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Its a joke..
Still.. If i had the money and was a bit younger and dumber i just might take em up on that offer.. That is if it was real.
Gotta give them credit for making it seem real though |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:56 am |
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| If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. |
That means Somalia has a very short coastline, or is someone using lad arithmetic? |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:45 pm |
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I call shenanigans!
The ultimate reference puts Somalia's coastline at 3,025 km and a bit of dist/speed trickery tells me it would take 408hrs, 20 mins, and 32 seconds to travel that distance at 4 knots.
I guess they've got really long days over there. |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:10 pm |
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Deffo a joke.
http://www.somalicruises.com/testimonials.php
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"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany
"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.
"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA
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Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
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