Lad's fantasy porn script (NSFW!) UPDATE Dragon/unicorn pics

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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:18 am

@DoctorPhil - I have no idea, he claims to be a female refugee from somewhere or other in a "refugee camp" in Nigeria. I'm guessing physical age in his 20's, mental age, about 7.

@orphelia - He is in a cafe as far as I know, he's mentioned using the scanner in the cafe before so this is probably doubly embarrasing for his as he's doing all this in front of his mates.

@NN - As he's strongly resisting getting into movies and putting on a dragon suit I'm going to tell him that he has a real dramatic flair and that he should write "The Adventures of Joy - Warrior Priestess of Aaaarg" as a novel. If he can do three or four chapters, say 10000 words, I'll put him in touch with a publisher.

Oh I have asked for storyboards for the above scene Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:10 am

@sunshine could he do a publicity shot of himself with his script.

Publishers do insist on photos of their new 'hot' authors.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:59 am

Should I be getting turned on by reading this script and the storyboards, because I am. Kidding of course, this lad is gold.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:13 am

That's absolutely wonderful to know Sunshine. I'm for giving him some broad direction for som e future scripts, some where the subject matter is bound to give him an itch that is difficult to scratch in a public place. Surely Joy can stop being a spoilt-sport and introduce all of her girlfriends to her raunchy buddies. Or Joy goes on safari etc... Alternatively, ou can make him eleborate on certain key features of his current script.

Also, have you asked him about what actors he envisages in assigning to the different roles? Isn't it time to find out if he is coveting ones of the roles for himsef, and to exploit it to the max..... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:27 am

As a leading book publisher, I'd like to know: will he do a book tour?

You know, Chad, Sudan, Libya, Malabo, that sort of thing. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:45 pm

I'm sure you can arrange for a very fine looking joy in some far away country, and as he's made the brilliant script... well, he can play any other role of his choice, he'll need to get to the set though...

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

Heres a genuine porn script (names removed. copyright removed, other essential id removed) (and swearing taken out)

Quote:

Stage: modern day home front room
Equipment: Chair, rug, rentable items, costume see wardrobe.
Location: ADDRESS xyz

ACTRESS(S)
ACTOR(S)

CAMERA AND KEY GRIP SCENE 1
STORY: AS MOVIE XYZ
PAN SHOT LIGHTING
CLOSE UP ACTRESS FACE, CLOSE UP REAR ACTRESS, ADJUST LIGHTING, CLOSE UP ACTRESS BODY PAN CAM. INSTRUCT ACTRESS FOR SCENE 2, CUE ACTOR, PAN TO ACTION, BUILD SEQUENCE

Scenes:
Act 1: meet
Act 2: Take meet
Act 3: Explore meet
Finish: Frame SHOT *they dont normally say that but it gives you the general idea of the finale.

Yea and on and on, dont ya know they have no actual story lol, the actual script is a single line to say what its like, the rest is for the camera man to follow.( they are very detailed on what the actor and actress are doing, and very detailed on the camera man. Sound is usually added later, if you look close at most adult films there always out a little of sync, but who watches them and sees that anyway. Razz

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:31 pm

Waht a wonderfully perverted lad, he's no daVinci for anatomy or anything else, but I'd love to see more of his drawings. Do prompt him for more Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:33 pm

I'm thinking the Uni is Bi. Poor Joy! Laughing

Yes, more art work please! A cinematic tour-de-force in the making. ::paging Alfred Hitchcock:: Wink

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:08 pm

TheFae wrote:

I'm thinking the Uni is Bi. Poor Joy! Laughing

Yes, more art work please! Wink

You want more... OK then here we go. If you are of a nervous disposition look away now because we now have Unicorn Porn! (or should that be "uniporn"?)

That unicorn is definitely bi... I think a gay scene with the dragon is needed.

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:29 pm

Must...bleach...eyeballs. This is absolute genius! You too sunshine!

ps Feel free to send him my sea-monkey's penis if he needs anatomical references.

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:50 pm

sunshine wrote:

That unicorn is definitely bi... I think a gay scene with the dragon is needed.

YESSSS!! And maybe some Uni-Horn action, too! WooHoo! Laughing

This lad is pricelsss. Keep 'em coming! Shocked

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:41 pm

Holy crap!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Sunshine you are a brilliant baiter! HAHAHAHA

That is soooooo funny! Wonder what the man at the cafe thought when he had to scan that? Laughing

As to the question what is Joy? Could she be a turtle? Looks like one to me. Shocked

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:43 am

What are those turtles doing in boards 15 & 16?

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:51 am

just can not stop laughing.. My sides are hurting lol

Dragon sex.. Have him fly off to Komodo island to fulfill his dragon sex fantasy..

Btw for you not informed .. Komodo Island is the home of the Largest Monitor lizard in the world and is a known man eater Razz

Just for show and tell here is a picture of one..

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:52 am

That is hilarious, sunshine!

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:31 am

OMFG

Amazing!

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:33 am

Yes this is one seriously strange lad - mind you I'm not sure what it says about the baiter that came up with the idea in the first place!!

I've given him a push towards doing a gay scene with the dragon and the unicorn (and Joy's elder brother if "she" feels like it); as gay issues are still very taboo in West Africa (the lad in in Nigeria) I think that will push him way out of his comfort zone plus hopefully earn the ridicule of every lad in the cafe.

Oh and if anyone fancies taking a call from "Joy" who has a UK number and fancies playing "Tony" the porn film director please drop me a PM as I've already used my baiting phone for another character in this drama.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

I think the lad is starting to enjoy himself...

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:34 pm

sunshine wrote:

I've given him a push towards doing a gay scene with the dragon and the unicorn (and Joy's elder brother if "she" feels like it); as gay issues are still very taboo in West Africa (the lad in in Nigeria) I think that will push him way out of his comfort zone plus hopefully earn the ridicule of every lad in the cafe.

You mean even MORE ridicule! This has GOT to hurt!
Sunshine, thank you 100x. Absolutely brilliant. Can't wait for the next installment! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:45 pm

joy's sister wants to have sex with the unicorn too? this is a porn classic in the making.

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:47 am

But wait! It gets, er, worse.

Quote:

Dear Tony,

I have done my best to give you this sweet banana script

I have absolutely no idea where bananas came from Rolling Eyes

Quote:

and I know it will be of what you wanted from me if it is let me knlow so I can get the story board ready for the script

He's training himself well Smile

Quote:

and please once more If it is what you requested do send me the 500 Euro for the script and the added 500 of story baord through Western Union

No problem lad, just fill in this 20 page security form first.

Quote:

see my script below.

OK folks take a deep breath and for Fafnir's sake put whatever you are drinking down as this one really is a keyboard-killer.

I present you with Joy's hot dragon on unicorn gay sex porno - A word of warning though - this stuff is weapons-grade awful!

Quote:

Soon after as Unicorn left joy after the poor performance during the sex section went into a big thinking.

Unicorn: hmmmmmmmmm, haaaaaa, wonders shall never end what an insult.How can I do all that and try all my best to make sure I certisfy that human flert called my madam yet she told me on my face that I did not perform well that she appreciate that of Dragon because my dick is not as big and large as that of Dragon.

Unicorn: Hold on for a while think fast and came to conclusion that it is better to meet the Dragon to see if there is something it can do to assist it make his dick to be big so his dick can match that of Dragon because the dragon used it lager dick to inlarge joy pussy during when they hard sex and nothing can match it unless the size of dragoons dick so Unicorn can make Joy feel real good when next they meet in a hot sex again.

The next morning,

Unicorn get set and went back to the Forest in search of dragon.

Dragon: On hearing the noise and sound of Unicorn coming roaaaah.

Unicorn: Dragon please dont kill me and here for good and to get an assistance from you.

Dragoon: nod its head and ask what can I do for you.

Unicorn. Please I really enjoyed the way you heard hot sex with my Madam and I watched closely but was full of envy as the round of hot sex went on,more over it pains me that you eat the apple of my madam first before me without me knowing that my madam loves such real actions from our group creatures and to worsten it all you used your lager and wide dick to enlarge her pussy.

Dragon: How did you know I enlarged it?

Unicorn: I became angry with her and does not follow or carry her to anywhere again since that day you heard sex wit her till yesterday morning when she try to have sex with me after several hours of thinking of you while seating out side her room.

Dragon: What happen next? Did you too have it? Did she tell you how she felt having it with me? teeelll Meeee Somethinnnng.

Unicorn yes we hard it but I performed below avarage and point blank my madam made me to know that I managed to try my best but dragon is better because your dick is what the size her pussy demanded and I became disappointed and ashemmed of myself.

Dragon: What do I do about that now?

Unicorn: I have the feelings that you can tell me something that will make my dick be as large as yours.Please do it for me I will do whatever you want me to do for you to assist me I want to go back and tell my mater that first fool is not a fool rather a second fool is the proper fool. I mean I want to deal with her pussy the way you did to her.

Dragon: Ok I will do it but under one condition. Can you do it if I tell you?

Unicorn: I will do it fast and faster as soon as you say it.

Dragoon.Then the condition is I will have sex with you because i want have the text of what your madam enjoyed from me.

Unicorn. If is only what I can do for me to have the size of your dick I will do it but some how am afriad because with the size of my dick I may not perform well on you then they start as dragon turn its bombom and Unicorn plug on the bombom of dragon with its dick which is far from getting to root of sweetest part of the game on the body of the dragon.

Drogon. Then asked Unicorn to use its horn to do it and immediately Unicorn use its horn to have the hot sex from the bombom of the dragon then the dragoon begin to screeeeeened and said haaaaaa, haaaaa, take it easy please your already there and am enjoying it no wonder oooowwww harder please and as unicorn is doing it unicorns dick begin to grow biger and lager and they ended the sex when they both are certisfied.

Unicorn, looking at its dick as it has became big and very larged then say thank you to dragon let me go and see how I can not suprise my madam and I will come back to give you the good news of my actions on her.

Then Unicorn left happy and its get home madan was worried and ask unicorn I have been loking for you. Immediately Joy felt something down between unicorns legs as big as. Then said Unicorn your dick looks very good I love to have one round of action with you.

Unicorn without delay go closer and as they has sex Joy shouted I love this Dick mennnnn, how come its as big more than that of Dragons please push it innner am really enjoying it now oooooooooww haaaaaa do not remove it go ahead am for youuuuuuu.creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Joy sister, Ran out on hearing the shouting and screening of Joy and saw that unicorn is having it with Joy real hot and good she felt like having text of it then pushed joy off and plug Unicorns dick on her pussy and immediate shout gooooood I know it will be gooooood that is what Joy is really enjoying every day please do not go off me joy are you enjoying it with meeeeeeeee and coming already oooooowwwww haaaaaaa heeeeee. Then finally both joy and the sister enjoyed the hot sex and jointly say Unicorn you are too much will you be doing this to us every day?

Unicorn as you wish am all yours in this compound just call on me I will cure you of any sickness that comes into your life through sex.

The story ends so far.

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:10 am

OMFG

BWAAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA

This lad is incredible!!!!!! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:57 am

Quote:

she told me on my face that I did not perform well

Quote:

I may not perform well on you then they start as dragon turn its bombom and Unicorn plug on the bombom of dragon with its dick which is far from getting to root of sweetest part of the game on the body of the dragon.

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haaaaaaa heeeeee. Then finally both joy and the sister enjoyed the hot sex and jointly say Unicorn you are too much will you be doing this to us every day?

Priceless! Dancing Banana

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