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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:12 pm |
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Someone emailed this to me. He was one pissed off (almost) victim huh? I couldn't post the link as the rant was removed: http://savannah.craigslist.org/rnr/982078099.html
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 AM EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 ..45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?
It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.
I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.
I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cellphone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.
I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really ticked and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).
I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider the choice of your path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.
- Alex -
I edited out the last sentence to keep politics out of it |
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:15 am |
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An amusing story to read.
Started out believable but I started smelling a rat pretty quickly. A little too perfect of a story if you know what I mean.
Snopes.com has it as "undetermined" as for its truth, but they say the story was first reported in January (and this particular one said the event happened in March). Also several cities other than Savannah have been seen with this story. |
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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:52 am |
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Probably staged as well. But similar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh2Jed20wLk |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:08 am |
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He had me up until the illegal activity (ie calling LE and pranking), smashing an ITP car window etc
I say BS. |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:00 am |
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Creating an Urban Legend
but has the potential of to be encouraging potential victims.
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Theoretically - ! have never been in such a situation by myself. So i dont know who would be shitting in whos's pants. |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:16 pm |
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I'm calling B.S. It was impossible for a GF to buy a Kimber in December of 2008. With the panic being spread by Foxnews, buying .45 ammo is next to impossible and limited to two boxes right now and the possibilities of this guy getting a Kimber ranks in there with his having a girlfriend and getting laid. Pimps don't drive pink cars, only Harley Davidson dealers do. In my experience, perps run like hell once you draw and go to condition one unless you walk up to them working on your car and bonk them on the side of the head. Even then, you only knock them over. Knocking them out only happens in the movies. |
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Barrister Baiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 66
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:00 pm |
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Got this as an amusing email well over a year ago. Some of the text was slightly different though.
@ Connie L. Gus
Connie wrote:
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once you draw and go to condition one |
Are you a fan of the late Colonel Cooper? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:10 am |
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It was impossible for a GF to buy a Kimber in December of 2008. With the panic being spread by Foxnews, buying .45 ammo is next to impossible and limited to two boxes right now and the possibilities of this guy getting a Kimber ranks in there with his having a girlfriend and getting laid. |
OK, so what's the deal with Kimbers, .45 ammunition, and Fox News?
ETA - something to do with panic buying of guns and ammo caused by rumours of imminent gun restrictions? |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:17 am |
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Not trying to hijack the thread or turn it into something political, but simply answering why the story is not plausible.
Here's a Youtube link with two stories. Long guns are available, but anything with a 4 in the name is not and forget trying to feed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_X98U9Lna8
Edit to add:
Barrister Baiter wrote: |
Are you a fan of the late Colonel Cooper? |
Ummm..sort of but not really. Cooper would have a shooter with a 1911 .45 draw from condition one. I don't want anyone to shoot themselves. I've been teaching a modified Weaver stance, and always use whatever structure is available as a brace when its a timed or long distance exercise. I am also a proponent of suppressive fire. Jeff Cooper would not do either. I've taught my technique to 5 people entering the military, including 2 women. They have all won "Expert" medals. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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