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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:06 am

All parcels have made it from Berlin to...Warshaw. Still a long way to go to Lay-gos. Laughing

Parcel to TG is on its way. I´ll edit in a screenshot later of everything that MM is sending out atm.

EDIT Here it is.

Plus this email.

Quote:

Dear Thankgod,

Just a quick email, I´ve just returned from the post office to send you the small parcel containing the M00seknuckle 2009 brochure, inside of which you´ll find two $ 1000 bills and one $ 500 bill.

Shipping courier website : http://www.xxx.com

Your shipment tracking Number: xxx

Keep the tracking number a secret from everyone please.
Best wishes on your assignment and the health form.

Yours truly, Randall

Oops, in Chicago it´s just 5 AM Surprised

oh well, I was at the airport then!

EDIT TG likes what he sees. As almost any other lad, they have problems finding out how a courier works. Plus, they become focussed on the arrival date, and neglect their "work". Sad

I didn´t want it this way!

EDIT Email in from JohnK. I have a bad feeling....

Quote:

Randall,
This is eight days now and i have no news from the shipping company and i am not too happy about it, let me confess i sincerely went down to what you called their website and that opened my eye the more convincing me that it is always your way. let me still wait till this weekend before i can finally have a word but let me assure you that the bait may not be what you think because i had followed you people with sincerity but if you still want to pay me evil for good no sweat.but i pray let it not be the way i saw it in the web of aIIstar i thoroughly search them.
Have a wonderful day
John

Right. It is eight days now and he still hasn´t finished his assignment., it´s always his way to delay things. With him not being able to keep his unreliable group being focussed on things, it´s a wonder he is still in the market!

JohnK, if you are reading this : How is your refugee scammer script going, huh?

EDIT Replied this:

Quote:

Dear John,
I don´t understand what you mean.
I see on the site that it is due to arrive in 7 days.
Now excuse me - you are by far not the only one we have to take care of.
There are other people who do assignments in time instead of idle complains which fall back on them.
RandaII

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:34 pm

Update mail from Lucky:

Quote:

Dear J0hn B0sh,
Sorry that i have not email you for like three days now.I have been very busy working on the assignment you gave me.I am trying to get the model ready for the T3letubb1es photo shooting.Every thing is going as plan.

This is an update on my side.

Thank you.

Lucky U

And the replay:

Quote:

Hello Lucky,

Thank your for the update mail.

Sorry had not the time to inform by myself how it was going with your assignment.
Its here at this moment very hectic here the at MM company, lots off deadlines needs to be bring to a good end.
But you would know that yourself time is money in our business, specialy when the summer
collections from the major modecompanies.

I just keep waiting impatient to see your photos Mr. Lucky.. as we all know
your excelent delivering the assignments every time with top quality...

GoodLucky and best regards,
J0hn B0sh

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:16 pm

Mikey is great. Acts like clockwork. Ignore him for a while and the senator threatening big man turns into the small resourceless boi begging for help.

Quote:

i am very sorry cal me tonight.

Dear,
I am very sorry please forgive me.cal me tonight i want to tell you important thing.
this is my no +234xxx mike

Thankgod, of course, has a question NOT about his work, assignment and duties for M00seknuckle but for - guess what :

Quote:

Dear Mr.R O,
I track the number this morning again to know the status of the package, but is tells me that the tracking number is not valid, i am comfused can you please help me out on this.
I am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.
Remember that i am counting on you.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours faithfully,
ThankGod O

No idea. I didn´t touch that option! He reminds me, it´s time that the parcel arrives in Minsk at last. That´s a tad closer to Accra than Warshaw Laughing

Not really but it shows I am serious!

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:28 pm

A replay again from Lucky U:

Quote:

Dear J0hn B0sh,

Thanks for your mail. Yes I do understand the urgency of the job and how busy may be, I promise that I will meet up before the deadline. Also expect good quality photos.

Regards,

Lucky U

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:42 pm

He´s our only hope for the "eh-oh´s" it seems.

The plan for Mike is, basically the "Pat in 5CC Pendj4ri" storyline ...only that Randy does not want to payout him any more...so Pat might be helping him behind Randy´s back...as a sign of trust, Pat can show Mike the A55 tracking number for a parcel that she´s expecting for around July 1 ($ 25k, 10 out of which she promises to Mike). Pat can even trust Mike with the details, he can collect the parcel for Pat since Cotonou will be on the way to Pendj4ri anyway....so Mike thinks "Haha, all 25k for me, let Pat rot in Pendj4ri!"

Might be a bit ambitious but who knows where the Mike storyline will lead to Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:46 pm

As Pat was writing her reply to Mike from her luxury suite at 55c benin. Mike the hero wrote another email to her. And in it, he gives her a great idea for an apology trophy. Thanks, Mike. The Unshakeable Mike has indeed turned into The Begging Lad Mike. So now it's time to have some more fun with him and try to make him look like a total fool. It's the least we can do. Very Happy

Mike's idiotic email this morning:

Quote:

from Michael
to Patricia
date Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 4:43 PM
subject THIS IS MY LOVE SONG TO MY ANGEL, PLEASE I AM SORRY.

Dear Golden Angel,
THIS IS MY LOVE SONG TO YOU
You are the treasure that i seek,
you were close to me, yet i did not know,
the love have been searching for many years,
was right beside me yet i could not feel it,
when i close my eye i see you coming
to me my girl, i did not know that it was all heart speaking
to each other, when the gift of life of love, show you to me my
girl, my angel, i taught it was an everlasting love, but it heart me to see you go-------------------------
CHORUS TO MY ANGEL

You make me cry when you say you are going i cry and
when you left me alone i wish, i wish i could hold you tight once again to my heart you make me cry when you say you are going i cry and when you left me alone i wish i wish i could hold you tight once again to my heart(repeat}.

I am very sorry please come back to me.Angel, call me tonight to teach you the song, this is my phone no +234vvvvvvvvvv reply me.MIKE

Pat's reply:

Quote:

Mike,
(Yes, I left out the "Dear" as I don't feel you deserve to be called that lately.)

I asked you a ton of questions in my email to you on June 1st, three weeks ago. You haven't answered one single one of them! Do you think that I would just forget about it?
Do you think that I'm impressed that you were "with my elder brother in Abuja who is a senator will are discussing some vital issue right now?" I'm not. Not a bit impressed, Mike.
That's just a fucking copout if you ask me. Do you ever explain yourself or say you are sorry when you fuck up things? I'll bet you never did in your life! Do you think you are some perfect-ass man, or what? You are far from perfect, Buster Brownshoe.
I have also heard your boasts of you and your Mommy(?) bringing down MM in five days!
What ever happened to that? Smoke and mirrors and an empty threat from a coward is what it was, Mike. You never take responsibility for your own actions, and just blame others for your faults, poor decision making, and lazy attitudes. You expect everything from everyone you meet, and you demand that everyone "love you" by showing you with gifts and money. When you don't get what you wrongly expect from people, you throw a little temper tantrum from under your Mommy's skirt and make ridiculous accusations and threats against them. And you expect me to applaud and tolerate your behavior?

You need to make a HUGE APOLOGY to me. Not in words, but in actions. Your words of love and jokes were most likely ripped off the internet and did not come out of your heart and mind. You talk about "reconciliation." Ok, maybe we can, Mike. But first you must prove your words of love by doing EXACTLY what I ask, with no complaints, bitching, or making up lame excuses about why you cannot do it for me. This will be a test and will go a long way toward making me feel any different toward you than I do now.
If you don't complete every single action as I describe it, then I will know that you are not a man of your word and I will know that you do not and could never love me the way I want to be loved.

I still have your gifts and Moosechuckle Modeling salary up here at 5imb@ 5afar1 C@mp in Pendj@ri P@rk in Benin. I'm having a great time with the staff and the guests, and every day is another adventure. I am really enjoying the forest and the people who live here are very nice and they love to teach me about the animals and plants up here and about how they live amongst all this natural beauty. They even taught me some African proverbs and taught me to do some drumming. I plan on staying here for an indefinite time, as I don't have to go back to work for MM until the end of September. SSC has other resorts all over Africa, and I plan on visiting a few more of them this summer too.
They even have one in Nigeria, in the Yankari Park area. It's supposed to be beautiful there.
Have you ever been there? R@lph Mus@ has promised to fly me there in his helicopter the next time he shuttles guests over there. He's an incredibly handsome, funny as hell, sophistocated, cultured, and brave. R@lph is a decorated military pilot, who has flown for the UN peacekeepers around the world and he makes me feel safe here at the camp.

So, I guess I only have one question for you to answer now, Mike.
Will you apologise by ACTION, and not words now? If so, I'll tell you what I want you to do to prove your love to me. Please let me know, soon.
If I don't hear from you, I'll have to distribute your gifts to someone else, and ask Randy what we should do with your salary.
A na-ekwu ekwu, a na-eme eme.

Pat

NB: Please stop begging Randy about sending you your salary. It's not very manly of you. Plus, I am the one that has it, and so you will have to deal with me if you want it.

The African proverb up there^^ means basically, "Talk the talk, and walk the walk." Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:04 pm

Great

Just to pop in quickly, in order not to confuse anyone, all 4 parcels are in right now, arrival date in Accra and Lagos is next Monday (June 29th).
I thought it might be better for lad motivation if the parcels are at least in Africa already rather than in Eastern Europe...ready for "hopping around the Sahara" now.

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:31 pm

I hope you all have better odds with Lucky. he has a habit of promising awesome work and then like magic, he misses the deadline. I became tired of his BS and fired him as my agent. maybe it will inspire him to work harder.

Jeremy has been working with a new hopeful

Quote:

Dear Mr. Jeremy,

i thank you for your email and i will provide to clients the females wearing lingerie. Hoping for that special 'sexy and seductive' look and also i will like to discuss with the xxxxx Lotions and xxxx Body Paints. to what they needed .

Dear Mr. Jeremy am ready for business alright so let me know what the xxxxx Lotions and xxxxx Body Paints companies needed.

thanks while await to hear from you

Best Regards.

Benjamin

I explain the importance of the deadlines, reconfirm the client details and suggest he contact emily (the accountant). as instructed, he does;

Quote:

Hello Dear Sir, Laughing

Good day My name is Mr. Benjamin i got your email contact through Mr Jeremy your company agent advisor he asked me to contact you regarding the payment of the job offered to me.

i agreed to to work with your company by providing A lingerie company named The xxxxxx lingerie. Hoping for that special 'sexy and seductive' look.

And he told me that your company will pay me $27,000.00 usd and he told me to contact concerning the payment. please Sir, below is the email Mr. Jeremy sent to me so go through and get back to me

Mr Benjamin

emily replies with the basics,

Mr Benjamin

Thank you for your email, I have been waiting for you to contact me. Jeremy is quite excited about you and your willingness to work with the company.

I have started an employee file in your name and I will keep all of your contact details updated. Firstly, We must finalize a few things regarding security and employment. You will be required to provide to us the attached employment contract, signed by your hand.

Secondly, so that there is no fraud during the transfer of any payments, we require all of our employees to submit secure identification protocol. We have in the past had a few employees lose access to payments because of their carelessness. You will be required to complete the attached security form.

Please return these items to me quickly so that there are no delays.

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:12 pm

Yeah, I hope we have any luck with any lad work asap. In a week from now, they will all be stinky with us Laughing

ThankGod nags.

Quote:

WHY??
Dear Mr.Randall,
I have wrote to you twince concerning the parcel you send to me, but you have not response to it.
I will appreciate if you send me an email in the respect of this.
Thanks and God bless,
Regards
ThankGod O.O.

Maybe it was a bad idea with A55 - now they are all fixed on the parcel and not on "eh-oh". I mean, "being lazy" is a top requirement for a scammer.

Quote:

Dear Thankgod,

I have just logged in with the code I gave you, the same one that I sent you and that was given to me by the official in the post office. You can see perfectly well that your parcel will arrive in about a week from now, still being on its way to Accra, which is a long distance.
The tracking page says it´s currently on transit in Algeria.

Good luck on the Teletubbie assignment. How far?

Best wishes, Randall

Couldn´t help it. Next time I will like to ask for quick results.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:57 pm

Welcome back, MG. Good luck with our new prospect. Very Happy

Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be nice. You give them an inch, and they want a mile. I hope the A. S .S. experience teaches them a good lesson. What lesson? Hmm..we'll think of something. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:14 am

Another yawner in from JohnK BUT : He brings a new applicant !

Quote:

Sir,
I have not received it for now what actually is delaying it please.
I had just received and countr signed one mr k3l3chi whom i want you to consider for postings, kindly honour his request on time, he is reliable and capable to do this work, he has all it takes too.
John.

John is spoling all the A55 fun by not understanding it Smile

I shall consider him for "postings"? Shocked

Well I´ll post him, right :

Quote:

Sir,
Thanks for accepting me to work with your firm, i have received and process the neccesary documents as you sent them to me, i had also signed after going thru the contract agreement,
Now i had also processed my international passport assuring you that i can work in any part of the world where i might be send to do this work, but let me ask these sir, what and what am i supposed to do now that i am thru with this process.
send down to me all that you think i might require to forge ahead.
Thanks, yours faithfully,
K3l3chi.

About bloody time if you ask me. It´s been a month I sent you Otter´s forms. Now where are the goods?

Quote:

Dear Mr. K3l3chi,

Receiving and signing the forms is not sufficient. You need to scan them and send them back to me or to Pat Cr0kin.
I´m afraid this is a must.

Best wishes, R O

This is the first time I had to explain that to a lad!

And I sent this to JohnK:

Quote:

Dear John
Thanks for assisting Mr. K3l3chi. I´ve just sent him a short and promising reply.

How far are you with the assignment on the Teletubbies commercial project?
We need to focus on the important things, my friend.

Always yours, R

IP of John K : 62.173.34.38 Nigeria (Lagos)
IP of K3l3chi: 62.173.34.38 Nigeria (Lagos)
Great work, guys !

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:17 pm

Mike must be real desperate now. He responded in one day. Smile

Quote:

rom Michael
to Patricia
date Wed, Jun 24, 2009 at 6:11 PM
subject GREAT APOLOGY TO MY GOLDEN ANGEL.

MY GOLDEN ANGEL,
I received your wonderful message, well what do you want me to do for right now. i am sorry for everything please forgive me ok. i want your phone number, this is my phone number +234xxxxxxxxxx pls cal me tonight so that we can put everything in a good shape.YOUR MIGHT HERO MIKE

Pat's "wonderful message?" All she has done lately is abuse him, and insult him. But, he has agreed to perform actions for Pat now. I'm now accepting trophy requests for Mike to do to apologize properly to Pat and the entire Moosechuckle team. He has tarnished the reputation of this fine company and he should not go unpunished. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:25 pm

Meet him and request a sign pic. Or a "MM tattoo". Whatever you are willing to go through and what your MM commitment allows Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:14 pm

ben is proving to be cooperative, but not too bright.

Quote:

Dear Emily ,

thanks for your mail, please kindly find in attach of this message the forms with my international passport copy .

thanks while await for the next step.

Best Regards,

Ben

he attaches the folowing;

passport? check (even though i didn't ask for it)

copy of the employment contract? check

a typical lad attempt at screwing up the security form? check

He is informed about the error.

Mr Benjamin

Thank you for your email, the papers that you sent appear to be in order except the security form. We will need you to complete the form correctly and return it to us so that we may begin making your official company security identification.

Please return the proper form so that there are no delays.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:01 pm

Because we HATE delays Laughing

right?

Quote:

He is informed about the error.

I got a big chuckle out of that - I was already grasping my breath to say to myself "No, that´s not right, he´s supposed to hold it in front of his chest!"
That beats JohnK´s new alias just keeping the contract to himself rather than sending it back through a scanner!

Thankgod, of course, is ALWAYS busy with the assignment NEVER checking the arrival of his parcel 2000 times a day Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Dear Mr.R O,

Good Morning, how are you today,i gaze you are alright?Thanks be to God for that.

Yes i login in again with the tracking number and this time it valid, i think may be the problem will be from my labtop,because i use another computer, i was told that the package is sill on transit and will be here in Ghana by 29th June 2009.

Thank you very much.

For the teletubbie assignement,i submit it by next month.

I thank you for your understanding and your supportive.

Regards,
ThankGod O.O.

NB:
As soon i receive the package i will let you know.

Ok - in this case he can forget about any further employment since he has not dedicated all of his time and energy into his MM work, letting opportunities pass by. I have in mind of informing A55 to send it back to be unless he manages the assignment on or before Friday.
What does he mean by "next month"?!? Evil or Very Mad

I don´t know yet what to reply. In fact I´m mighty annoyed. So either we let the TT assignment slip in favour o a possible parcel journey, or we lose the latter with a slight (ooo so slight!) change for the former.

I think Randy will just be disappointed...and I´ll ask Mister X to be as harsh as possible! Looking forward to that one already Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:12 pm

well that's too bad, we've not had much success with client proposals since Mrs. Alice ldris. Laughing

recall his package and fire his lazy butt for not upholding the signed employment contract?!

Maybe I should add a 'agent paid $xx,xxx.00 for client proposal' page on the website?

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:19 pm

That´s good Smile

hmmm. Is this possible to add on Friday, as latest on Friday as possible for you?
Until then, we can give him an extended deadline. I mean, it´s not like that M00seknuckle is only about payment, Sir. It´s work, dedication, and humiliation. Thankgod must understand the philosophy! Laughing

EDIT Parcels are all in Bamako / Mali now. I hear Ubah has sent his 7th message to the shipping company.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:34 pm

Pat responded to Mike, and received another email as she typed it.
It's not going to be an easy ride for Mike. Male chauvanist pig! Evil or Very Mad

He makes Pat puke! Don't you ladies hate this guy? puke

Quote:

Mike,

I will tell you soon what I want you to do to apologize to me and my company. I haven't decided exactly what would be proper and complete for my satisfaction yet, but I have some ideas. You can be sure that I will send you the actions necessary for you to do once I gather them all together. I'm not giving you my phone number now or calling you now. You can't sweet talk me, as you haven't yet proven your love for me. Please wait patiently while I crystalize my thoughts and feelings and get back to you.

Some new guests from Switzerland and Germany are arriving today, and I have invited En1tan and his family to join me for the welcome party. They do this for every guest who comes here, and it is grand fun and they serve the most fabulous food. Everyone at the camp is free to attend and bring any guests they choose. I'm sure there will be um-pa-pa music and the beer will be flowing like water.

Pat
========
from Michael
to Patricia
date Jun 25, 2009
subject Re: THIS IS MY LOVE SONG TO MY ANGEL, PLEASE I AM SORRY.

Dear,
i am sorry for everything pls try and get back to me on time. i love you from the deep of my heart. your hero mike.

On time? Ok. On my own sweet time. Mad

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:33 pm

"um-pa-pa music and the beer" sounds good enough for me Very Happy

as long as there is an inexhaustable supply of Sauerkraut (which, incidentally, I had today! Shocked

) & Bratwurst.

Now what exactly is Pat´s plan for Mike? A Tattoo

, you say? Or even a Vcamera

?

Email from JohnK. He is as inexhaustable with crazy proverbs:

Quote:

Sir,
like i assure you my team menrefused to do any further work until this money is being received, personally, i think i had laboured to an extent of receiving my wages alongside,
Sir it is wise not to morsel the mouth of the horse that treadeth. but i thank God you,ve decided to make hay while, the sun shine, keep keeping good as we set the stone rolling.
John

Loser!

Remember, JohnK : He who travels will earn the grapes from the vulture´s beak.

I´m afraid the potential of the Nigerian team has already reached its peak. I suggest JohnK needs a call...but I´d advise to let the TT thing go and heap some disappointment on him (I´d like to ask Mister X to let his character do that tonight...).
So for John & all the rest, it leaves the parcels to collect...next Monday, is that okay for you? In this case, on Saturday they could be "stuck in Cotonou, available for pickup until July 5th, 12 AM"!
By then all M00sies will have deleted all further chances of any payment themselves because of their refusing to do the TT assignment, so it´s either parcel or zero.

I´ll reply him later with a saying of the great A.S. Jefferson:

Stan Laurel in "Way Out West wrote:

Any bird can build a nest, but it isn't everyone who can lay an egg!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:19 pm

Mike does a few videos.
A video apology to Pat and everyone in MM. (To be written yet)
A video of him singing a love song to Pat. (Song to be determined.)
A video of his tattoing, from start to finish. (Tattoo design to be drawn.)

How's that for starters?
He hurt her feelings when he abandoned her in Cotonou. Smile

edit: Oh yeah, I almost forgot...
O bulu na i taa m aru n'ike, ma i zeghi nshi; mu taa gi aru n'isi, agaghi m ezere uvulu.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:36 pm

I have slowed down now...drafting a reply to JohnK...here is it:

Quote:

Thank you very much for your email, John. Always a pleasure to hear form you.

You can expect the money next Monday, I´ve just looked it up again.

I would like to suggest you and your group to probably take the first week in July off from any assignments and work...see, I feel you deserve a small celebration, for all the efforts and all your work for compiling and maintaining such an excellent and dedicated group.

May this be the beginning of a very wonderful and special summer for M00seknuckle here and in Nigeria. I´m pleased about how many assignments I could gather not only from Mr. B0sh but also from other people more in your region, your time might want to prefer to work for more local assignments?

We will talk about this after, say July 5th? I wish you and the team M00seknuckle Nigeria a wonderful and well-deserved holiday. Do have a small party on my behalf. See, any bird can build a nest, but it isn't everyone who can lay an egg. We need friends and everyone needs support, we need your commitment, no one can afford to lose a well-established team abroad. The contacts and the insight in the market that you all have proven are invaluable.

I wish you a nice weekend and all the very best!

Always yours, Randy

The Stan Laurel quote is well hidden in between. Strange what motivates one to write emails to lads.

Same text with change of pronouns and place name also off to ThankGod.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:47 pm

Not sure, but I think we are getting closer.

Quote:

Dear Jeremy

Thanks for your mail , first thing tomorrow morning i will meet with girls and snap them picture and send it to you immediately, i promised i will meet up with the dead line .

please after sending this pictures to you what is the next step?

thanks while await to hear from you.

Best Regards.

Benjamin

no matter how many times they tell me, I always seem to hold a bit of hope that one day, I will find a lad, that isn't a complete liar.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Jeremy.

please accept my apology by not sending the model pictures to you today i promised by tomorrow i will send the pictures to you.

thanks

Benjmain

I guess today isn't that day. Either way, I like to get them to think they are this close >< to getting the money.

Benjamin

Thank you for your enthusiasm. Be advised, that the pictures you send to the company must meet the client requirements I detailed in my previous emails to you.

When we receive the pictures, i will send them to the client, when they are accepted, Emily will work our the transfer details with you and handle the client payment. It usually only takes a few days after receipt of approved client proposals.

I await your work, I am excited to see it.

Jeremy

we shall see

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:22 pm

An immediate response from loverboi Mike:

Quote:

from Michael
to Patricia
date Jun 26, 2009
subject I AM SORRY

Dear Angel,
please forgive me i real love you from the deep of my heart. i am jealous because i love so much. mike your everlasting man in life that can give you a wonderful peace of heart.reply me prompt tomorrow.

Jealous, eh? Time to have a small affair? Smile

prompt tomorrow? I'll not reply for at least 2 more days. Smile

I'm hoping that our Benjamin doesn't turn out like some of the others, sending in ripped off, and poorly chopped images from the internet and doing all the other unoriginal crap.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:20 am

Looking forward to any form of lad work, mewing_ghecko Very Happy

All parcels are on their way to now, where I plan to have them stranded Smile

Only for Thankgod, we need a differrent destination. It´s too far from Accra.

Ubah has already contacted A55 7 or 8 times, and visited his entry 11 times! JohnK only once, Lucky 9 times, TG twice.

EDIT

Quote:

Subject: MORE MODELER
"Canadian Lottery (Lotto lore Mrs Anna Edward" <[email protected]>

Dear old man ,

I have fill your Agent Application form and still yet no payment of 5000$ or
7000$
view those ,model picture i have them in my Arm to show you all about tier
nude

[image: -.JPG (130K, 480 x 640)]

No, you have not.
Lad replies

Quote:

Dear Old Man,

This is to inform you that i have receive your email
and i have any modeler for your company.

Perhaps i need the 5000$ through western union to make sure
this i real business and not scam

I have complete the appliation

Thanks
Awards

No, you still have not. Level 9 already. Rolling Eyes

EDIT Since Mister X has not been online for a few days, I logged into his account (we share them all for unforseen hangovers...), treid to emulate his unique style of writing and sent this to all 4 lads involved with the TT assignment:

Quote:

Deadline missed ! consider Teletubbies assignment GONE because of your incapibility
Hello Sir,

because you missed the deadline and not submitted ANY work, not even an apology -

Consider your assignment and all future work done.
I also advise against any further work with M00seknuckle and Artxxxxxe as far as African Agents, whom Randall has cinvinved me are capable of REAL work and GOOD work, are concerned.

You will be recieving a notification from our Artxxxxx Law Department about the fees that are due to delaying assignemtns which we in turn have to pay our customers

I am very disappointed in you. we will favor the Indian market in future since they work more reliable

J0hn B0sh

EDIT PLAN :
OK, the parcels are stranded now Very Happy

If the A55 staff does not mind, I´d like to bait SlapHappy or Sleepless into a little phone call along the following draft (posting it here on Slaphappy´s suggestion):

Hi, is this Ubah E I? My name is Cathjei Pearce from A55 Customer Service.
You are expecting a parcel? .
Well I have the pleasure to announce you it has arrived.
Yes, it has arrived.
It is here in Cotonou.
Yes, in Cotonou."
It is here at the airport desk.
You can collect it anytime until July 5th by producing your ID, that´s all.
The Nigerian authorities have not allowed it to cross the border. Many parcels had to stay here.
Yes, I understand your concerns but I assure you ASS will keep it here for you.
What was your customer reference number again?
Yes, until July 5h.
We hope you are satisfied with ASS. We aim to please.
Yes, at Cononou Airport. Please come collect it in person, by showing your ID card to the airport postal servioce center"
My name is Cathie Pearce, from A55, the service that delivers. Thank you. Don´t forget, July 5th!
Not at all, Sir. Listen to me, Sir, you can collect it absolutely any time until July 5th.
Yes, at Cotonou Airport.

Can I bait anyone of you into doing such a call ? Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:46 pm

Nice setup, Frumpy. And it's about time those slackers were fired. I was tiring of them and i know you were, too.
FrumpyBB says:

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Can I bait anyone of you into doing such a call ?

You know I'm always ready and willing to make a complete A.S.S. out of myself, Frumpy. Smile

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