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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:00 am |
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i have recently been contacted by mr frankly taylor,
and i cannot resist the urge to begin all my replies with the greeting "frankly my dear".
i don't know how this bait will progress, but my last line is already penned - 'frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn'
do you have any special ways to greet or sign-offs when writing to your own lads? |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:09 am |
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My Reverands often sign off their emails with references to the Lord's golden shower or shaft, such as |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 335 đźš˝
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:45 pm |
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^^^ |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:48 pm |
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My ministry sister character often signs off emails with variants of "May God make sure you get everything you deserve".
Edit: Just noticed the "special lad" part of the subject line. I actually have one whom I gave that to as a nickname. |
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:59 pm |
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For my humble attempt at some lad de-education, my UK character always signs off with one of my favorite UK words I learned meaning researcher or engineer. So I say:
boffins,
Jim xxx
I claim it is a traditional closing when discussing serious business transactions (which of course all deals involving lads are). |
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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:19 pm |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:55 pm |
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In Tortoise delecto |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:05 pm |
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This will be appreciated only by Seinfeld fans, but many lads are easily convinced that "HELLO NEWMAN" is my church's standard greeting. They dutifully put it in huge pink letters at the top of their messages. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:27 pm |
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"Baffling retards" or "Heartily (or firmly) up yours" are sign off lines my characters sometimes use.. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:35 pm |
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I ran quite a successful bait a while back. In every email I referred to the barrister as "One Lazy Bastard". All the time. Even when I emailed the barrister directly I started with:
Dear Lazy Bastard
Or if I was talking to the lad, and referenced the barrister I would say "I just emailed that lazy bastard barrister you recommended".
It got to the point where they were both off script trying to prove that they were NOT lazy bastards. I got letters, and a bunch of trophies.
They HATE being called lazy bastards. Try it. It's fun. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:32 pm |
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I like to set them up with Mrs. Helen Waite, the bank agent handling their transaction. Then I can tell them. "I suggest you go to Helen Waite concerning your payment".
I have one of these coming up. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Jack Pump
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 May 2009
Posts: 79
Location: Central Texas, USA
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:40 pm |
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Sometimes when I get one of those “Christians” who ask for prayer and then for all your personal information, I’ll sign ----
Prayerful,
Prayful,
Praying,
And then my favorite which hasn't seemed to have caused any problems -
Religious reference,
Insert name here |
_________________ Leave the gun
Take the cannoli |
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Barrister Baiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 66
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:08 pm |
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^^^
One of my characters is a quirky old nun who is always "praying like Hell" for whatever is going on in her life. She always closes by praying like Hell for whatever is the main topic in the email like "Praying like Hell that the Barrister will get off his arse and fill out the forms,
Sister Xxxx Xxxxxx" |
_________________ i have never been happy for not getting you through the phone number. - Barrister Kw4kume J0hns0n
the bank will recon tact you again for the sack of the previous mistake.-Barrister kw4akume j0hns0n
Well, it's the best I got so far! |
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junebug
flumpted
Joined: 18 May 2009
Posts: 135
Location: It's mango season!
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Posted:
Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:24 pm |
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I just signed an email from a sweet religious old lady:
"May the Ainu of Christ grasp you in its circlet of love."
The "Ainu" actually comes from a William Gaddis novel I'm reading -- his "Hairy Ainu" were an ancient and venerated race of warriors.
*** apologies in advance to any Christians on this board, I realize this is extremely juvenile. |
_________________ "i went home and i told my mum and she fainted saiying that the only hope we have has flumpted so she was rushes to the hospital." --Miss S3k@i R^do
"Listen Madam, I have a wife and she is a woman like you. I cannot mingle in such a stressful and aurgument process."
"You can go to hell with it. Let the Psalms in the bible judge you Lacadaisically."
"THAT IS PUTTING MY ASS ON FIRE,AND I WOULD NOT REALLY LIKE THAT."
"Your Full…Name.
Your full...contact Address.
And also with your Defecation ID.."
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