Worst vlad ever...

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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:11 pm

I got more or less the same mail as Corona posted about its work:
Though this was added:

Vlad wrote:

You surprised me with your so hot and open photo, darling! You have a very
<adjectives> c*ck! I want to <censored> it...

Admittedly, I sent her a picture of a nude man with his tool "ready for action".

I'm still going for some new pictures...

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:59 am

^^^I'm being conservative! Laughing

I'm back in the hospital with my leg (yes, I took it with me.) Laughing

Going to see if IT misses me and reads my last mail. Rolling Eyes

2 days later I send this:

Quote:

Sugar,

I'm back in hospital with the leg tied up. Yes, I tell ya!

They say that I can go home if I have someone to care for me. Well, what do they know?

Nurse came in and said Sugar called and thank you very much for your concern. I knew you would come thru to find me here, my Sugar!

They say my dememtia is getting better, but my tunnel vision is worsening.

Mail me back with a thought.

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:39 am

So sorry to hear about your tunnel vision Corona I'm reliably informed that banging your ear against a wall will help to correct the problem. Only trouble is the side effect, which is a ringing in the ear.
Ring,Ring Mumbai calling.

As for dear Olga, it would seem that naked pictures of "Septic St John" was just too much for her,and I haven't heard from her since Wednesday.Even though I did bend over [backwards] and attempted some sort of restitution to her translation problems.

Rodney wrote to Dear Olga, with the following

Quote:

hallo Olga,,,

O'Dear Olga, that is a shame, Still I'm sure we can sort something out,
It's a shame that your between two thick posts as we say, and can't decide which to pay for, Still one won't work without the other.
Ten dollars a week sounds a lot for internet fee's Just how much work
are you putting through.

Please let me have more details and I will try and help you.

I notice you didn't comment on the pictures I sent you. You no doubt
have your mind on other things,. I'm also sorry to hear that your worried about loosing your job. May be we should think about your visit to Tasmania...

Take care lov Rod xxx

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:55 am

I think "IT" has a bigger problem with tunnel vision than me. Laughing

I am banging my head, weareborg! banghead

Got this:

Quote:

Thanks a lot for your reply! I was sure that you would help me. I regard it would

be better for now if you send me 200 USD or even 150 USD and Internet cafe I will

pay myself but I'm not sure about the delay of my salary. So I know that the

most famous transfer service is Western Union, am I right? You should need my

info to fill some blanks but I do not know how to fill it in as I've never done it!

Please make it as soon as possible and I will

pay her and send her letter immediately! Oh, and one more thing, you

will need to send me some number and your full name in order I could be able to

receive your transfer sweetheart!

Looking forward to your reply

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:11 am

So glad to hear [sic] your head banging has affected a cure, now it's only a question of fixing your double vision.. Wink

I've replied to it's request for money as follows

Quote:

Hallo Olga,,

Sorry I have not replied sooner , but our internet service has been down for a few day.s probably due to the very bad wet weather we have been experiencing..
Now I will try and answer your mail dear Olga..

I have made some inquiries about the Western Union, money transfer office, and can't locate an office in Tasmania. I will be going to the islands capital Hobart, in a couple of weeks and will try and locate one there. unfortunately this is the price we pay for living in small isolated parts of the world, we simply don't have the services other people seem to enjoy.. I hope you understand.

Sometimes it pays to live in isolation, for all concerned Embarassed

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:18 am

^^^

I sent this:

Quote:

Please tell me that you are the one that called.

I know no other "Sugar."

You did not mention my condition or my leg.

What gives?

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:15 pm

I see lots of good stuff being sent... but has anyone got anything of note back?

I got to the translator and made some small talk but then nothing...

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:23 pm

^^^Same here!

It just sent me a repeated mail. Mad

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:45 pm

It is so hard to drag it off it's script, no matter what I send, the next scripted answer is just waiting for me. With the account I'm using to test how extreme i could get I even threathened to just walk away, and still her reply was "I am so very happy with your mail! I was sure you were going to help me!".. If anyone has found a way to REALLY draw her attention, feel free to let me know.

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:23 am

This arrived this morning, From the translater, no less.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Rod,

Thank you for the letter to Olga, I'm her teacher who translates her
letters to you and your letters to her! You know You can also use
your credit card to send the payment through the Western Union
service; you can do it on line on web-site: www.westernunion.com

Olga is waiting for you.

Best regards, Anna Vladimirovna

Interestingly enough, the Header would seem to be to be the same, Confused

What a serprise,,

Quote:

This from the original Olga Header,

Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 16:59:30 +0300
From: OLYA <[email protected]>
Organization: list.ru
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)

This from the translater,,

Date: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:19:28 +0300
From: OLYA <[email protected]>
Organization: list.ru
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)

If we google "Anna Vladimirovna" we get a highly respected University
Educator. So that name's also stolen.. And her letter regarding the translation fee's leaves no opening to question, the fee's. except
we could ask what Western Onion is, does, and how it works. Confused

Normally when you get to this stage, the bait is as good as dead

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:06 am

^^^Unfortunate and true! Sad

Edit: If all else fails, rinse, repeat, rinse and repeat! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:43 am

Yep. I am going to get back on board and try a new approach.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:14 am

Much to my surprise this arrived,,

Quote:

Darling Rod,

Did you forget about me? I'm still waiting for your reply and your

help honey! Please give me a reply! As my teacher will not translate

for me any more uncharged!

Yours Olga

So perhaps all is not lost. and there is a future for the lonely Tasmanian goat herder.. Confused

I replied with the normal "weepy" letter.

Quote:

Hallo Olga,,
Sorry but I had a very irate letter from your teacher of translation, demanding I pay up or I would never hear from you again.
And while I might be a simply goat farmer, I do have feelings, and this person is not your friend, But simply some hard nosed money driven parson who's trading on peoples emotions. stops for a good blow

I've really missed your wonderful pictures, and your stories [dreams] I still read your emails and wonder what would have happened had you been allowed to express yourself. Your a very open woman, something that is rare in this world, Someone who knows what she want's and is not afraid to ask or tell me what she want's . had you visited me in Tasmania. I'm wondering if we should correspond in Russian, and cut your translator right out of the loop. I'm fairly shore I could get your letters translated, By students at our local Uni.

alas I doubt it will happen,,
please take care bullshit removed by the Pedestrian Council
of NSW

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:44 pm

^^^

It hasn't heard from me since the 22nd and I sent this:

Quote:

Hi Sugar,

You have really confused me.

Are you reading my mails?

Half hour later, I get mail from the teacher. Rolling Eyes

I'm going to pretend that I never got the letter from the teacher. Very Happy

Edit: ^^^That's not going to do any good. I'll have to think of something else.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:23 am

I mailed it and told that I didn't have any problem understanding her mails. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:37 pm

What a joy - i was away for about 5 days and found 3 mails from her in my inbox. It looks to me that 'Olga' and her teacher are 2 different persons. Olga is pretty much impossible to get off-script, but the teacher happily replies to all my questions. I think I'm gonna let my character (a retired man, who happens to be the same age as the translator) fall in love with the translator.. No language problems then Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:56 am

It's highly unlikely they are different people . try comparing the ''headers"

I haven't heard from it for just over a week, So I guess my times up on the meter, and I'm all alone in the dark, again Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:22 am

Yes, I've compared the headers and they are the same, but I think they are different just because of the totally different way of responding. Olga responded very shortly on my questions, and her english was not that well, while the translator (when she is off-script) actually writes decent.
It most likely is the same person, but it's just an impression i can't seem to shake offof my mind.