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GSN_fan
Hellish Taskmaster
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 537
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:13 am |
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http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?
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Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the wasteland! It is GSN_fan, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall discombobulate the entire world!" |
Pretty harmless, but some of them get really weird. |
_________________ x12
x23
x6 x4 x2 x2
Listen very openly Barrister Koffi Adams forward to this or what you sent to him how der you sent such a thing to him with is age am very disapointed in you if by your next mail you could not comeplete sending the right way sorry.
Even my little child know how to send money and give to the taker on how to take it so
Austria is a the name of a country near Australia.
This are the details we required from you so our customer cab infect payment to you.
Our is not ready to receive your incandesces message
send to me their pin code and asses code
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:17 am |
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I might just adopt my first result as battlecry in 'the war on 419':
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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the steppes! It is MoP, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows vengefully:
"I'm going to contort you until you're bright blue, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"
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I like the financial ruin part... especially plunging lads into it sounds a mighty lot of fun |
_________________ x4
Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:36 am |
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Lo! Who is that, striding out of the mountains! It is Nanny Ogg, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She bellows thunderously:
"I'm going to beat the flaming sh*t out of you!" |
Seems pretty realistic to me |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:52 am |
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I feel like such a nerd...
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Lo! Who is that, running on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Caligula, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !" |
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_________________ x 600+ (gave up counting long time ago)
x3
Going Gold?
Post scripts at scamwarners!
Kill a fake site today! |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:16 am |
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this should scare the Sh*t out of lads.
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"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I feel like chicken tonight!" |
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_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to help 419Eater.com fight the good fight]</a> |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:30 am |
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Interesting...
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Rampaging over the freeway, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Yastreb! And he gives a mighty scream: "I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!" |
Not a bad opening, but the middle ain't so daunting.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:59 am |
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Lo! Who is that, prowling along the tundra! It is Slightlyoutofit, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to beat you beyond mortal comprehension! |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:03 am |
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Stalking across the steppes, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Ms Mockinatrix! And she gives a vengeful howl:
"I'm going to flog you until Western Civilization implodes, and launch you into deep space!!!" |
that's quite scarily accurate |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:37 am |
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Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the steppes! It is Newdonym, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He grunts ominously:
"I'm going to torment you like a wrecking ball, and roll you in creamy neugut!!"
A search for Neugut gives me and I sure wouldn't want to be rolled in creamy him. |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:29 am |
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Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the steppes! |
oi! get off those Steppes, they're my Steppes!
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I sure wouldn't want to be rolled in creamy him. |
too funny! |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:31 am |
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I'm far to busy writing bullshit, to have a battle cry |
_________________ Click here to support 419Eater.com
Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father
My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:04 pm |
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I was curious to see what my baiter personae would have as battle cries, so...
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Striding on the mountains, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Cammy! And she gives a vengeful bellow: "By Odin's mighty spear, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!" |
Well, she does worship Odin, yeah... and Freyja, to whom gold is sacred... spooky!
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Who is that, striding across the mountains! It is Bradley, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars mightily: "I'm seriously going to torment you in such an inhumane manner, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!" |
Meh.
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Rampaging out of the mountains, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Malcolm! And he gives a cruel cry: "I'm going to pound you so heinously, it will be a new form of crime!" |
Well, not so bad, but Cammy still wins. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:03 pm |
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Rampaging over the freeway, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Doodle Bug! And he gives an ominous scream:
"I'm going to smash you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!" |
What with my feet |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:07 pm |
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Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Rodus, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He screams homicidally:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!" |
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_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:44 pm |
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Sprinting across the mountains, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh DocHolliday! And he gives a vengeful howl:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I bring darkness and mayhem like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"
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I own a number of blades,but as far as I know none are vorpal. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:01 pm |
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It crashed my browser! |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:38 pm |
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Hark! Who is that, stalking over the fields! It is Dutch, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:
"For the love of carnage and discord, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!" |
I never clutch my 'vorpal' while I'm stalking, well, not all the time anyway, but how do they know I own a Tempest brand lawnmower? |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:55 pm |
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Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the plains! It is Badgerbait, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!"
Why pitas? Standby for transmogrification! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:57 pm |
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Stalking out of the icy wasteland, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Craig007! And he gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to smash you so hard, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!" |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:57 pm |
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OMG I tried one of my characters too!
Skulking along the candy store, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Barrak Putsch! And he gives a low bellow:
"I'm going to f*** you until your mom feels it in her womb!"
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:04 pm |
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Lo! Who is that, striding across the hotel lobby! It is Luckey, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with an ominous cry, their voice cometh:
"I'm going to f**k you until you smell like barbeque, and throw you out the window!" |
Seems like it should be more like:
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Lo! Who is that, striding across the hotel lobby! It is Luckey, hands clutching a blackberry! And with an ominous cry, their voice cometh:
"I'm going to fix your quote tags and delete your duplicate post!" |
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_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:33 pm |
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Duplicate post? Are you serious? How did that happen? I was not aware...[grovel] please do not shame me so, honorable moderator luckey! Bless your green lettered countanance![/grovel]
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:42 pm |
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@Luckey:
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Prowling along the tundra, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Ima Baeder! And she gives a low bellow:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"
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Edit: I like this one better, using just "Ima". I think it suits me.
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Stalking out of the steppes, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Ima! And she gives a mighty bellow:
"I'm seriously going to spank you beyond the end of time, and grin like a f*cking maniac!!"
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_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:48 pm |
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Oh, my! I'm nastier than I thought!
I do have great taste in weapons, though.
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Stalking amidst the terrain, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Titania! And she gives a low roar:
"I'm going to f**k you so painfully, the devil himself will plead for mercy!" |
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_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Diana Prince
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2008
Posts: 101
Location: in my invisible airplane
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Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:19 am |
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The alter ego of my baiting persona, Diana Prince, evoked the following:
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Zang! Who is that, stalking across the freeway! It is Wonder Woman, hands clutching a meaty axe! She grunts mightily:
"This one's for you, mom! I pillage until there is no more hope!!"
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. . . so out of sheer curiosity I tried using the name of the most recent supervisor prior to my retirement two years ago:
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Zang! Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to f*ck you all the way to Hrafensfjardhareyri!" |
Now, I'm responsible for substituting the XXXxxx's and the *, but the "Hrafens . . . " stuff was generated by that other website . . .
hmm . . . I wonder if Yastreb was actually the boss at my last place of employment . . . |
_________________ Mr Gomer-ette
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