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ScoobyDon't
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 187
Location: The toilet
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:16 pm |
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BattleHawk77
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 609
Location: 7.2° N, 5.9° E, FL410, Heading 230, aboard Striker 419
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:26 pm |
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I'm sure that provided much entertainment for you.
[off-topic hijack]Speaking of AYBS, I have the last three DVDs of the series in transit to me now, although I've found the older episodes to be funnier than the newer ones. Things never were the same after Mr. Grainger and Mr. Lucas left Grace Bros.[/off-topic hijack] |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:32 pm |
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Oh deep joy....
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Yap Mr Anthony write me and he is impress and happy with my script and want me to make a story board regarding my scrept and he will send me 5000 Euro and a laptop computer to do more work for him.
Can you help me give me idea of this so I can arrange it well and send to him?
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If his drawing is like his scriptwriting I am dreading to think what he's going to send.
However the idea of a lad furtively trying to scan his drawings of dragon porn in an internet cafe in Dakar just makes me feel happy all over |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:51 pm |
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Nurse Nasty is an internatioally renoened producer of smut and has a way with lads, she always gets them showing off their assets.
Tha script deserves her 'professional' attention and advice. (That billboard and the magazine is on my notice board as a challenge!!) |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:56 am |
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^^^ If I were a tenth of the baiter Nurse Nasty is I would be a very happy pony. That billboard is awesome
After much whining from lad who is the laziest bum on the planet I sent him this to get him started on his storyboard. So he didn't panic too much I told him about 20 scenes should be in the ballpark for requirements ... well for now anyway.
I told him again that he doesn't need to be able to draw (as you can see I definitely can't!) and no he does not need a laptop to do this. Storyboard now, laptop later (by of course)
Now we wait... |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:02 pm |
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Yay! He did the storyboards...
I am now wondering when my eyes are going to stop bleeding!
Looks like he repeatedly traced my lousy drawings for the most part.
Well done, now you get your 5000 Euros and a lappy... not. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:17 pm |
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Boris Vallejo, Luis Royo, Chris Achilleos and the Pinis are in no danger from this clown.
Nice trophies! |
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:33 pm |
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Brilliant |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:45 pm |
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Looks like he repeatedly traced my lousy drawings for the most part. |
I'll withhold my comment about the interesting shaped dragons and unicorns they have in Ladland then!
I love 'Joy admiring the size of dragon's dick', especially when one takes into account the size of the dragon and the proportional size of his appendage.
Don't you think that unicorn is a shade too interested?
Voyeur unicorn.
Brilliant achievement. (@ sunshine, not the mythical creatures.) |
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Reverse Psychology
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Posts: 435
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:29 pm |
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I think I just died a little inside after looking at that.
I almost laughed to death reading the story itself, though |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:18 pm |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:42 am |
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Yes, Im with NN the storyboards have done their job now we need some dress rehersals (as it is a porno - undress rehersals ? ) |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:16 am |
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OMG!!! This thread has made me laugh so hard!
Thank you so much for sharing this.
I almost passed out with the story board drawings. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:21 am |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:03 pm |
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OMFG He's written some more "Script". As you know the first one took some prompting but this is all his own work...
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Unicorn: Looking at joy and said this my madam is a big fool and I never know of this that she loves sleeping around with animals but myself is the biggest fool for allowing dragoon to have tested first before me the apple that I would have been enjoy every day hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Joy:Unicorm you look very sad what is it are you ok? Are you not happy that Dragon did what you can not do?
Unicorn:No am not ok:
Joy: What Is it tell me.
Unicorn: I feel like have hotter sex with you than dragon hard with you.
Dragon: Still watching as Joy and Unicorn go into questioning themselves and dragon felt like having another sex with Joy and came closer but Joy said am ok for today we can do it again tomorrow same time.
Unicorn: Who will carry and get you here in this Forest Again when am suposed to be the person taking care of your pussy and not dragon.
Joy: but you have not said anything to me beside your dick is not as big as that of dragon but what I like on it is that it is long to give me the joy of having sex. Ok I will give you trail if you can do more than the dragon.
Unicorn: where and when will this be?
Joy, When you take me home I will think and decide of it but surely it will be tomorrow when every body most have left home.
Unicorn: great and not its head with over happiness and said I will be waiting.
Joy: Ask Unicorn to take her home and she waved her hand to dragon and said bye your real sweet having sex with you every day than my boy friend I will see you again for more of this if unicorn can not prove that it can do more better.
Dragon: Nod its head and as well wish to have joy on a round of sex again.
Next day by noon.
Joy: stepped out of her room and sat out side thinking about the sex she hard with dragon and how to go back there to meet dragon for another sex then Unicorn came moving around her Joy looked at Unicorn and try to see if there is anything that will move her to have sex with Unicorn and finally decide just to give Unicorn a trail even though Unicorn dick is not at large as that of dragon.
Joy: Asked Unicorn to come closer then Joy grab Unicorns dick feel it on her hand and then remove her pants and ask Unicorn to have sex with her then Unicorn plug its Dick into a wide Joy pussy then joy shouted its too long and it is hiting my womb but still am enjoying it please press it harder then screen ooowww, haaaaaaaa, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, your good, your gooddddddddd, but dragon is better I love it hotterrrrrrr then Unicorn try and make sure that joy really enjoy the sex and as the sex is going on Joy screened again am coming and comingggggggg, haaaaaaaaaa, oowwwwwwwww, yappppppppp I have come finally.
Unicorn: What can you say about my sex with you?
Joy: Your great but still I enjoy that of dragon because of the large size of dragoons dick and Unicorn was not happy about what Joy said.
Extract: as Joy and Unicorn was having sex Joy younger sister was hearing the sound of Joy screening and come closer to see what it happening then she saw that Joy was having a hot sex with Unicorn, then after the sex she met Joy and told her all that she saw and still make joy to understand that while she was screening she herself was already releasing her womans product of sex before joy could come thar means she will give the Unicorn a trail one day if Joy permit that.
The stroy finally ends. |
He's got to be taking some serious recreational pharmeceuticals... it's the only explanation. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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DoctorPhil
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2006
Posts: 136
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:42 pm |
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Good job with your lad he is one sick individual. It seems like something a child or someone with absolutely no sexual experience would write. Do you know how old this nut claims to be? |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:01 pm |
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Love it!!
Do you know where this lad is writing from? I'm just wondering if he is in an internet cafe. If so, it would be great to make him up the erotic and kinky content, as an internet cafe full of lads would be a difficult place to compose such things with one hand on the keyboard and the other occupied elsewhere without anybody noticing:lol: |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:21 pm |
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Wow that guy is gonna be so angry when he realises he isn't getting any money off you |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:37 pm |
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I read the latest script and now I don't feel so well. |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:36 pm |
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absolutely brilliant.
i noticed the dragon is a eunich |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:43 pm |
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There is somehting missing.... I know! Lingerie. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:57 pm |
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Joy screened again....haaaaaaaaaa, oowwwwwwwww, yappppppppp |
Yap? What kind of animal is Joy? You'll have the RSPCA on your ass toot-sweet if Joy is canine (their charter doesn't cover dragons and unicorns, let alone adult humans). |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:23 pm |
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This lad is even more twisted than originally thought.
He is now bringing in a voyeuristic younger sister to have sex. Ewwwwwwwww. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:55 pm |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:58 pm |
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