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K0K0T
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Apr 2009
Posts: 54
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:08 am |
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The poor orphan, Alm1ra, which recently converted to be a follower of Cult of Cthulhu, accompanied with officials from a security company, have travelled from Lome to Accra to meet me at the airport...
I know the distance is not too big, but they had to cross an international border so I understand this is a Safari.
Yesterday: IP Togo: Received: from [41.207.162.6] by web112313.mail.gq1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:58:42 PDT
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from Alm1ra Ahm3d <a***@yahoo.com>
to K0kot P0jebany <k**@googlemail.com>
date Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 10:58 AM
subject I am very Glad
mailed-by yahoo.com
signed-by yahoo.com
Dear Sir;
I read your email with happiness and i am very glad.
I am to to let you know too that Mr. D3boyi has called me to confirm his movement with me to Accra in the evening. today.
He said that now that their fee has been paid that everything remains in order, that he has started the final arrangement for your VIP reception in Accra by the State Police security agents..
He said that he will send a detailed email to you latter.
I am hopefully waiting to see you at Accra, tomorrow morning .
May THE ALMIGHTY CTHULHU make it a very safe arrival.
Thank you for all your efforts.
Almira. |
Today: IP Ghana: Received: from [41.210.20.126] by web112318.mail.gq1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:39:17 PDT
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from Alm1ra Ahm3d <a*@yahoo.com>
to K0k0t Poj3bany <k.*@googlemail.com>
date Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 9:39 PM
subject Re: my phone
mailed-by yahoo.com
signed-by yahoo.com
Dear Sir,
I have received your message and glad to inform you that I am already in Accra with Mr.Raymond.
He is busy arranging for your reception.
We are therfore,waiting for your arrival and wish you a safe flight.
Almira
May Cthulhu bless you |
My arrival is scheduled @ 08:30 AM local time, which is in next half an hour. I can't wait to meet them |
_________________ x5
Samuel Victor: Victoria Island, NG - Cotonou, BJ: "I have never been this stressed since I started this job"
Almira Ahmed: Lome, TG - Accra, GH: "You have put me in trouble here"
"YOU ARE REALY A BASTRD IDIOT AND THAT YOUR BASTARD CTHULU MUST PUNISH YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME." |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:50 am |
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Congratulations on your new pith hat! I trust they will be holding up a sign that has the "In his house at R'lya ... " thing on it at the airport so you can recognise them as members of the True Faith |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:02 am |
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Nice job, KOKOT. A funny email coming soon...
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:17 am |
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Late thought - if you want something special from your Cthulhu Lads - they should sing this song:
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The Lair of Great Cthulhu
Words: Joan Carruth and Larry Press
Music: "Chattanooga Choo-Choo"
(from Chaosium's Call of Cthulhu RPG)
Pardon me boy --
Is this the lair of Great Cthulhu?
In the city of slime,
Where it is night all the time.
Bob Hope never went
Along the rod to Great Cthulhu,
And Triple-A has no maps,
And all the Tcho-tchos lay traps.
You'll see an ancient sunken city where the angles are wrong.
You'll see the fourth dimension if you're there very long.
Come to the conventacle.
Bring along your pentacle;
Otherwise you'll be dragged off by a tentacle.
A mountain's in the middle, with a house on the peak:
A-gnashin' and a-thrashin' and a-clackin' of beak.
Your soul you will be lackin'
When you see that mighty kraken.
Oo-oo! Great Cthulhu's starting to speak.
So come on aboard,
Along the road to Great Cthulhu.
Wen-di-gos and dholes
Will make Big Macs of our souls.
Under the sea,
Down in the ancient city of R'lyeh,
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away!
(Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu --
Suck your soul! --
Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu)
in the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away.
(Here, there is an obligato saxophone solo, a-la Tex Beneke) |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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K0K0T
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Apr 2009
Posts: 54
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:32 am |
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Already received an e-mail stating that I was not even on the passenger manifest - geez, these a$$holes do have access to it? Or bribery does the trick?
Anyway, I have apologized for missing the flight (due to security screenings etc) and told them I have been rebooked to another flight, now to Cotonou, Benin.
Let's see whether they drop me or follow their path for bunch of money... |
_________________ x5
Samuel Victor: Victoria Island, NG - Cotonou, BJ: "I have never been this stressed since I started this job"
Almira Ahmed: Lome, TG - Accra, GH: "You have put me in trouble here"
"YOU ARE REALY A BASTRD IDIOT AND THAT YOUR BASTARD CTHULU MUST PUNISH YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME." |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:00 pm |
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^^^I've had similar accusations and I'm assuming either they are lying or they paid a bribe.
You can always try to move them on - you got arrested by ghanain customs for carrying so much money but you managed to get to Abidjan in Cote d' Ivoire (further away from home for the mugu!) |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:14 pm |
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kraftstrom
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 107
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:34 pm |
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All Hail Cthulu!
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20090320 |
_________________
"You bastards think it’s funny,
Lyin’ and thieving all your life,
Think all there is is money,
Got your future strapped up tight,
Just ‘Cos You Got The Power,
That don’t mean you got the right"
"ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE LIKE ANT!" - Apostle Obinna |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:04 am |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:39 pm |
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KOKOT, nice work!
YASTREB, ROFLMAO! Wonderful song! |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:29 am |
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Congrats on the safari KOKOT. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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K0K0T
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Apr 2009
Posts: 54
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Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:47 am |
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Music
The lads returned back to Togo (IP confirmed) and are quite disappointed by the situation.
In the meantime, my character has arrived to Cotonou, Benin and is waiting for them in the hotel. I hope the will come and pick him up as he is scared of local people, trying to make "some kind of business" with him... |
_________________ x5
Samuel Victor: Victoria Island, NG - Cotonou, BJ: "I have never been this stressed since I started this job"
Almira Ahmed: Lome, TG - Accra, GH: "You have put me in trouble here"
"YOU ARE REALY A BASTRD IDIOT AND THAT YOUR BASTARD CTHULU MUST PUNISH YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME." |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Posted:
Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:19 pm |
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WHO is that singing?
edit: Heh! What a song! This guy deserves a Gold Shield! |
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K0K0T
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Apr 2009
Posts: 54
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:47 pm |
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^^ I don't know who is singing, I found it on the net only
Looks like my bait is over. Today I have received this:
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The Great Cthulhu watches your steps and you can not hide for him if realy he exists and has POWER.
You have put me in trouble here. |
What a blasphemy !!! |
_________________ x5
Samuel Victor: Victoria Island, NG - Cotonou, BJ: "I have never been this stressed since I started this job"
Almira Ahmed: Lome, TG - Accra, GH: "You have put me in trouble here"
"YOU ARE REALY A BASTRD IDIOT AND THAT YOUR BASTARD CTHULU MUST PUNISH YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME." |
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:14 pm |
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You have put me in trouble here. |
Congrats on the safari |
_________________
Magnus: Lagos --> Cotonou
Benjamin: Accra --> Monrovia
Mustafa: Banjul --> Dakar
Steve & Santos: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift & Ubochie: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift: Johannesburg --> Harare
John: Accra --> Abidjan |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:12 am |
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@KOTOT - Trouble? Never take that from a lad. If he keeps writing you, then he could still be on the hook. Ask him to explain, or apologize for any misunderstanding. There is always an excuse for everything. Even if it was his fault, say it was yours, and maybe you can get some more mileage out of him. This is a funny bait. Keep it going! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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