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Branwen
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Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:21 pm |
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Talking of babies, what's US-speak for a dummy: the teat-like thing you put in a baby's mouth for them to suck upon. Don't think they are popular here anymore. I had an all-rubber one when I was ltttle. I secretly still enjoyed it at night until I was seven years old. But don't tell anyone. |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:35 pm |
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^^^I think you might be describing a pacifier...one of these?
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:44 pm |
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mewing_ghecko wrote: |
one of my favorite UK terms, Norks... |
I think you'll find that's Australian. At least the only place I've heard it is Mike Harding's set about his trip down-under. |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:56 pm |
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@Branwen, where I live (mid-Atlantic region of US) a pacifier is more commonly known as a 'binky'. |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:25 pm |
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Just Jane wrote: |
@Branwen, where I live (mid-Atlantic region of US) a pacifier is more commonly known as a 'binky'. |
that sounds wrong on quite a few levels |
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Larson
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Dec 2008
Posts: 518
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Posted:
Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:22 pm |
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One I find amusing (in a good way):
Police officer - Bobby |
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whajushappen
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Apr 2009
Posts: 183
Location: You will know
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:49 pm |
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If I went to the UK, and asked for directions, would you send me to
the bottom of the street? and how do I get to the bottom of the street?
Oh wait, maybe that was Ireland...
Sorry, please ignore this post... |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:16 am |
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I manage an auto repair shop,and have worked on cars for many years.British cars are nowhere near as common in this country as they were 20 some odd years ago,when Triumphs and MGs were fairly common.Jaguars and Rovers not quite so much so.A few I can think of off the top of my head
Hood=Bonnet
Trunk=Boot
Ground=Earth
Gasoline=Petrol
Shock Absorber=Damper
Tire=Tyre |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:57 am |
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@whatjushappen
well if the street were in any way on an incline, you could go to the top and the bottom
Ireland, yes that the non-attached island to the left of the UK, they have a different accent there
however, you are right in that Irish directions are somewhat amusing (apologies to any Irish), my favourite is the "see that left turn, well you don't want that, you want the right one instead" |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:33 pm |
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^^^ Rather like the man on the Boston subway train who told me to "Watch me and get off one stop before." |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:52 pm |
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Larson wrote: |
One I find amusing (in a good way):
Police officer - Bobby |
Derived from Robert Peel, the founder of the (London) Metropolitan Police. As was "peeler". Both rarely used nowadays. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:58 pm |
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Slightly off topic but Binky is a horse on Discworld.
Death's horse. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:58 pm |
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In some parts of Northern England, the Police are known as 'Dibble' after Officer Dibble in the US cartoon Top Cat.
Confusingly, the BBC used to list Top Cat as Boss Cat, because they didn't want to give free advertising to the cat food of the same name. |
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i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:02 pm |
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In some parts of Scotland, the Police are known as tossers. |
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Jack Pump
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 May 2009
Posts: 79
Location: Central Texas, USA
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:04 pm |
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I heard that in the UK, the 1st floor of a building is actually the 2nd floor. The floor on the very bottom is called something like the “Ground Floor”. Is this correct?
Also, do hotels in Canada, UK and Australia leave certain floors out? In Las Vegas it’s not uncommon for the hotel/casino to skip floors, like you won’t find a 13th floor because people say it’s unlucky….. |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Posted:
Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:14 pm |
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Here's another one...a flashlight is called a torch.
Oh, and you guys over there have a weird name for band-aids too(the thing you put on small cuts), but I can't remember what it is at the moment.
I was out working at a kids' camp a few years ago (we have a lot of foreign staff every year) and one of the brits needed a band-aid but we had no idea what she was talking about until she described it. It was quite amusing. |
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IF YOU MEET THIS MAN ON GROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAIN ABUSES ON HIM...I WOULD ADVICE YOU READ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS E-MAILS VERY WELL BEFORE YOU START INSULTING HIS PERSONALITY. - Rev. Niklas
Thank you for your Undiluted Assictance and we hope to have a Lasting business relationship with you. - Hou Weijun
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:44 pm |
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I have heard Brits talk about living in a 'flat' which I have always assumed is the same at the USA's apartments. True? |
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whajushappen
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Apr 2009
Posts: 183
Location: You will know
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:15 am |
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Which is better to travel in? Caravan or Motorhome? |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:25 am |
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@CO - sticking plaster?
I understand the first Harry Potter book was called "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" in the UK but had to be changed to "Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Stone" because Americans didn't know they were the same thing. |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:45 am |
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whajushappen wrote: |
Which is better to travel in? Caravan or Motorhome? |
Well you can't travel in a caravan, whilst it is moving, that would be illegal.
Having never driven a motorhome, I don't know.
As for the 1st floor thing - the floor you walk in on is called the Ground Floor, because it is at ground level, then the next floor is called the 1st, because it's the 1st floor Sometimes you get a missing 13th floor, all depends who owns the building. |
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auldbat
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 04 Jun 2009
Posts: 10
Location: Australia
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:01 am |
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Re the word "nork" - true blue Aussie here, never heard that expression afore?
Off to get my dummy (or plug) and have a sulk in the corner.
We say 'an old bomb' for a clapped out car! (figure that out?)
And when really tired we say we are buggered, which is rude I guess.
A hilarious mixup comes from years ago, when a Pommy bloke said he was going to 'knock up' his mate. His Yank friend had a fit - he thought the Pommy bloke was going to get his mate pregnant!
So a Pommy is English (we are not sure why, there are different explanations)
A bloke is a man
A Yank is someone from America. (again I have no idea where it came from).
And a mate is a friend, either male or female these days.
No Aussie dares call a woman a 'sheila' nowadays!!!! If he did he would suffer!! |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:43 am |
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^^^We're Yankees(not sure where that comes from )...which is most likely where Yank comes from
That's it, Titania...but regarding Harry Potter, I'm pretty sure we have 'the Philosopher's stone' as well. I think it was supposed to be called the Alchemist's stone but then changed to Philosopher...I could be wrong on that though. |
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"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." - Cathartic Kate
IF YOU MEET THIS MAN ON GROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAIN ABUSES ON HIM...I WOULD ADVICE YOU READ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS E-MAILS VERY WELL BEFORE YOU START INSULTING HIS PERSONALITY. - Rev. Niklas
Thank you for your Undiluted Assictance and we hope to have a Lasting business relationship with you. - Hou Weijun
YOU ARE A F***ING BASTERD!!! - [Account reported] Dr. John E. Telex/Foreign Remitance Department
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:45 am |
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you guys over there have a weird name for band-aids |
I think the word your looking for is Elastoplast - like band-aid its a brand name that stuck.
What else? Flat is what we Brits call a US apartment, as for the clapped out car, an old banger.
Correctly spoken 'standard' English is known as the Queen's English. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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thud419
Baiting Guru
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:05 am |
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Yes in the UK the floor at ground level is the ground floor. The full title of the next floor is "first floor above ground", but few know that and nobody uses it.
Germany is confusing. There they have no standard. If you get in a lift, the ground floor might be 1 or 0 or, (IIRC) E or K.
ETA: so would Americans know what a "sticking plaster", or just "plaster" was? That's what I would tend to call it, rather than a brand name (we have both bandaid and elastoplast in the UK.) |
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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:13 am |
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Casual Occurrence wrote: |
but regarding Harry Potter, I'm pretty sure we have 'the Philosopher's stone' as well. I think it was supposed to be called the Alchemist's stone but then changed to Philosopher...I could be wrong on that though. |
The book was published and filmed as Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Apparently the film was retitled Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone in the US. |
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