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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:31 am

This one's been churning along for a while, All pretty much standard stuff,
Then at the end of one of it's uninteresting scripts, this showed up

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. By the way,my parents asked me about you, Gorden. They asked concerning your enthusiasmes,work,parents. I by him told about you. They speak you hi. My mum took from me you e-mail,probably
she wants to send to you something. Lovely,it is time to me to go. I will wait for yours the letters.

Couple of days later this arrived

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Good day Mr. Gorden. Yours faithfully to you ms.Elena,Olesya`s mum. My daughter told about very much you both I think also I think,
that you are very interesting to her.I hope, that you understand,that I
as her mum wish to her happiness and I worry for her life.Probably
Olesya to you didn't tell,but she had in the past failure in the personal relations and long time was injured because of it. I very much would like to save her from similar mistakes. And I to you I will be very grateful if you will inform me honourly your intentions concerning my daughter. Olesya spoke me,that you with her plan to meet and consequently I
would like to know,that you think of her. Excuse me for this letter. I
don't think to interfere with your relations,but as the fond mother I worry for the daughter.
Yours faithfully to you. Ms. Elena.

What a nice lady, No doubt if I called round she would give me a fruit cake, But the strange thing is, she has exactly the same details as her daughter, She must write to a lot of man as she also uses the bat
Program.

I must have impressed, daughter wrote this,

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Hi my dear Gorden. I'm very glad again to read your letter. My mum
has read your letter! She has believed to all your words,her is difficult
for convincing of something,but this time she has like to you all soul
and she has blessed us!I congratulate you,you have earned trust of
mum! After what difficult attitudes with Russian men at me were,my mum any more didn't trust,that I will find worthy to myself the man and here there were You! And she very much hopes,that at all of us it will
be good also we will have a safe meeting. I'm so glad!
I already begin to miss without you. We are familiar a little to time,and
it seems,that I know you for a long time. My love I try to prepare our meeting. I want to please you,that through Gorden. I will have a
vacation. But I can it postpone on a few. I will be very happy,if we can meet you and lead even two weeks. As I Want to inform you,that Russia doesn't let out the young and lonely women. Therefore I should arrive
to you as the tourist. I'm wondering what else she could come as, Drug dealer,contract killer, or Call girl might fit the billI want to know my pleasure,what you think of it?
I consider,that only personal meeting will help us to find our happiness,which we so long searched for. It is very interesting to
me as to learn your habits of enthusiasm. I want to know culture of
your country. Please inform me the best time to stay to You??? That you had more free time. Though if you will be at work day,I can be at you at home,and evening to wait you from work and to feed by tasty supper. What you think of it? I very much wait our meeting,when we will have romantic evening and we will stay one. I found some addresses of
travel companies in my city.
Soon I plan to go there and to learn, how it is better to us to o
organize our meeting. Gorden, and you as Plan to carry out today's evening. You probably a lot of time give back to the work and have
a little rest? It seems,that many men love to waste time houses at
the TV set,to look football or boxing. Than you love to be engaged
per usual days from work? I heard,what many men in America, play
in golf and bowling,Gorden,
You like these games?
Write to me my dear. Gently kiss you. Your Olesya.

It would seem I'm going to get a visit. So I might get the fruit cake
after all. But there's a small problem. She going to visit me in America, and I'm in Oz. Still they both start with "A" so no doubt it will sort itself out.

If anyone want's to try a Vlad bait, This one might be a good starter, it's not going to get involved with Anything complected, Won't drop you,
and it will just churn along, All the talk about a trip happened around
the 10th e-mail, so your not on a 6 month slog for a result .

Just tell it you found it on Mybelovednet.com

Here's the details.

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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:50 am

I'm baiting her at the moment!
Didn't get this part of the script yet...

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:55 am

Did you confuse her or something? Shocked

She just re-sent me a one week old message I already received Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:50 pm

If you were to call out Elena,Alena, or Olena in Russia, would you feel the earth move when 85% of the populace turns their head to answer? I think I shall start using common names as well....

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:37 am

Boy Weareborg, you sure are a hit with the mothers, aren't you? Keep that up and I see a custom tag coming...something along the lines of "mother approved" or "approved by mothers everywhere" Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:00 am

Dorothy wrote:

Boy Weareborg, you sure are a hit with the mothers, aren't you? Keep that up and I see a custom tag coming...something along the lines of "mother approved" or "approved by mothers everywhere" Very Happy

Yes , well some of us have it, and some don't. I've had a few mother's in law's in my time. And I didn't get on with any of them. They never forgave me for knocking up there daughters. Still to be nice Confused

They all got a Christmas card, with the following greeting,

Here's wishing you everything you wish me

Then one year one of them carked it, No one told me, So I sent the card,
as one does. Did my 50 cent's cold. No consideration at all.

Still I must of impressed, this arrived today, and it's still rattling on about it,,

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Hi my favourite Gorden! there's more then one of us, ??
I'm very glad again to speak with you. I send you my passionate pictures which I show only to you and more to anybody as you already for me mean also I much can open to you and show even such pictures. I'm confident you grow fond of it!I'm writting aletter to you and smiling.I'm constantly thinking of you Gorden and I can't concentrate on something else. Today I have good mood,and how you my lovely? I missed for you and I have some news to you. I spoke with the mum,concerning our meeting,then we talked to her with the agent of travels. My mum agreed,what it is necessary to me to meet you Gorden. She agrees,that it is necessary to me to travel to you on some time. She has told,that if we will like each other and we will decide,that we want to be close each other,she will get acquainted with the large pleasure with you and to invite you in the house as though son. I'm very glad,that we have progress in our relations. Lovely Gorden,inform,whether your businesses and circumstances allow you to accept me a bit later? I hope,that I willn't create to you inconvenience in your businesses. At me the large desire to see you.The agent of travel has told,that tomorrow I can receive the information, how I can be helped by a travel company in organization of travel to you. Inform me Gorden About the opinions,what ideas you have about it?
Kiss you! Kiss you! Kiss you!
Always yours Olesya.

Of cause this might be the reason she's so impressed with "I" So I've
asked about Mother, as I have a suitable friend for her, and I've never ever done a Granny bait.

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Hallo Olesya,
Thank for your mail, I'm glad your mother likes me, I'll try and do the right thing, Tell me is your mother on her own, or does she have a husband, as I have an old friend who was here when her mail arrived and he was asking. And while he is no relation to me, he's asked if your Mother would mind if he writes to her. He's a nice man, and would never think of doing the wrong thing. his values are old school. Any way I hope you don't mind me asking. His name is George, and his e-mail account is I'm not telling [email protected] I didn't notice if your mother had a different e-mail account to yours. Unfortunately like a lot of people I rarely read the e-mail address, I simply click on "reply" George is out here on holiday from the UK, But continues to use his old address, which he can access anywhere.

Haven't had a reply yet, but I might. Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:23 am

Well Root my Boot and call me Barbarrrrrrrra, now this one's confiding
in her mother about me.

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Hello my lovely Rod!!!
At first I wish to tell, that you the most remarkable man in the world.yes I know, I've got two dicks I am happy, that I have
you. Also today I had conversation with mine Mum, her opinion for me
is very important. Dear Rod, you know mine MumI do, OK I do and cannot believe, that I have met someone from such far The
countries also that we concern. My mum never touched to To the computer and for her the acquaintance Internet absolutely other
world so does that mean I won't get my evil claws on her and
it is final She does not understand as, relations on such big distance
are possible. Mum has told, that if I think that our relations really Are serious, we should suit our meeting! That you think dear Rod?

This one's been going a while, we are at the stage where "THE TRIP" is pending

Here's the all important headers, if anyone would care to experience
what I've had to put up with. Feel free
To use and abuse. Say Hallo to Tatsiana.
Interestingly enough, this one uses "Voyager" and there's no sign of Janeway, [doesn't matter]

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At the start of the bait, it spends all it's time in a bikini, Then changes
to a fur coat, so what does that tell you.