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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:16 pm

Read it and had a fit of giggles.

I had a "déjà vu" moment, because it was uncannily like my main male bait character's dream that he shares with his vlads.

Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:01 pm

I am on this one too, thanks Tasman.

I too got hit up for some rubles for the translator. And Voila I just happen to be studying Russian (I love her that much) and wish to continue in (babelfish) Russian.

So what comes next...do tell.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:40 am

Corona wrote:

Olg. had a dream last night and every little detail was told of what we did to one another. I think IT may have weareborg and I mixed up.

If anyone wants to read it, I will post.

OMG Oggie said she wouldn't tell anyone, our secret is exposed. Confused

But whatever she said about "I" was an exaggeration, I'm not that enhanced, even if the batteries are self charging with friction. Especially in the cold weather, when it takes quite a large amount to get me going. And if the dream you got was the same as mine, You can post it if you like, I have no intention of going on the banned list Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:54 am

Cathartic Kate wrote:

^^^

Babelfish польз Нейл, не похоже на мне.

God your attractive when you talk like that, say something else. Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:14 am

I've just sent it this reply, lets see what the reaction is..
and if it works for me, the rest of the collective can do the same...

Quote:

Thanks for your email Olga, I'm sorry that you have to pay someone to translate our mail,
Does the woman also translate your letters to me.
Perhaps I should write to you in Russian, and you do the same to me.
I have been doing a bit of study into your language, and together with
a DVD instructional film, and a phrase book, I might b able to finally
get there. But please don't expect long detailed e-mails. The phrase "keep it simple, stupid" comes to mind . Ha ha. Anyway here goes nothing.....

Как это делать, алло Ольга, Спасибо за вашу почту, и ваши замечательные фотографии Буду рад переписываться с вами на русском языке. Даже если я несколько ограничен в то, что я говорю. Ольга уже давно ноги

Does that make any sence, or have I bought a bottle of milk and a newspaper

This is what I said, I ran it through "google translate'' and couple of
times and also reversed it, just to get it more or less correct.

Quote:

How is this doing, hallo Olga, Thank you for your mail, and
your wonderful photo's I would be happy to correspond with you in the Russian language. Even if I am a bit limited in what I say. Olga has
long legs..

Dunno how I'll go replying to it's porn, in Russian.
Lets see what the reaction is. If I don't get dumped.. Still Rodney the goat farmers still going strong.. he will no doubt reply in Esperanto

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:13 am

The mails you send during the first scripted ones, does (s)he even bother to read them? Baiting from 2 accounts, one being 'serious', and the other being as perverted and sick as it can get. Still no difference though, both still got replys without a single comment..

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:35 am

Is this the one?

Rated - X

Quote:

My honey, I am so glad to hear back from you and to read your words. This makesme happy and gives me power to begin new life and forget about all thetroubles and problems of the past. Sweetheart, I had a wonderful dream last night. Let me share it with you. I dreamed that we were out eating dinner at a very romanticrestaurant. There are candles at our table and we are sharing awonderful glass of red wine together and looking into each other'seyes as we talk. You lean over to me and we share a sensual kiss, mytongues slides inside your mouth and you gently suck on it then slideyour tongue inside my mouth as I gently suck on it. The very thoughtof being with you intimately is turning me on greatly, but we haven'thad dinner yet and I tell you to be patient and all good things willhappen later on. We continue to share our thoughts and feelings witheach other and dinner finally arrives. We eat together and continue totalk and share intimate looks with each other. We order a wonderfuldessert and while we are waiting for it to be delivered to our table,I get an idea. I drop my napkin on the floor and leave my chair toretrieve it. While you're on your hands and knees under the table andtablecloth, you move silently and slowly towards my chair. When youreach me, you slowly spread my legs apart and slide my dress up just abit. You then reach up and slide my panties off and lay them on thefloor. Then you move your head up towards my pussy and start to kissmy inner thighs and gently flick my outer lips with your tongue. I ammoving around in my chair and trying to pull your head closer andcloser to me. You move your mouth to my pussy and use your tongue topart my wonderful lips and begin to lick on my clitoris and gentlysuck on it until I am almost moaning out loud. You slide your tongueinside my pussy and begin to move it in and out stroking my clit too.Then You move your mouth only to my clitoris and begin sucking on itwhile you move your hand up and slide your middle finger inside mypussy and start fucking me with your finger as you're sucking on myclit. I moan louder and am moving my hips against your head and fingerand you can feel my muscles tensing up inside as I start to reachorgasm. You can feel my contracting against you as you suck harder andfuck me faster with your fingers. Once you can tell that I have cumreally good, you reach out and get your napkin and sit back in yourchair just as the waiter brings our dessert. I tell the waiter thatyou have already had dessert and no longer want it and I am going tohave dessert in the car. We pay the check and leave together arm inarm. You open my car door and let me in and before you shut my door, Ibegin to touch you through your pants. I am rubbing your cock and itgets nice and hard immediately. When I can tell that it's hard, I undoyour belt and unbutton your pants and slide your big, hard cock out ofyour pants and start to lick it all around the front side and thehead. I can taste your precum as it oozes out in anticipation. Then Islowly start to put my lips around your full thick cock and and movemy head slowly up and down the shaft with my hand following up anddown with my mouth and my tongue sliding up the front side. You startto caress my wondrous breasts with your hands and roll my nice hardnipples between your fingers as I am giving you the best blow job ofyour life. I start to get aroused again and tell you that I want youinside me. You take me out of the car and I lean over the side of itand you raise my skirt up just enough to give you access to my tight,wet, warm pussy. You slide your hard cock inside my pussy from behindme and start to fuck me nice and slow. You kiss my neck and I turn myhead to you and we kiss long and hard and wet as you can feel mytightening up against your cock now and we are both ready to explode.I tell you that I am going to cum now but I ask you to not cum yet. Icum really good and then ask you to come out of my pussy and I turnaround to you and slide down again and start to suck your cock moreand tell that I want you to cum in my mouth. You only last for anotherminute before you explode in my mouth and I swallow and relish everylast drop of your big, hot load. I hope you enjoyed my dream as much as I did! I woke up all wet from it. I hope to hear more from you soon. I also hope you will keep sendingme pictures of yourself! I want to meet you soon in person. Let's makethat happen!

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^^^^^^ Just got the same mail today. I guess I'll have to search the net for some really nasty depraved porn to send back after I do a little dreaming myself!

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:46 am

Corona wrote:

Is this the one?

yep, dat's de one, Where he gives her a head job, under the table in McDonalds. It's called double "ketch-up" on a Sesame-seed Bun
Wink

After that little episode the porn, sort of dies, if it ever got started, Then you get the shot of it bare arsed on the bed. I tried four time to post that, Bloody Photobucket, needs to get with the program.

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:44 am

^^^I've gotten the bare arsed on the bed. Rolling Eyes

I'm having the same problem with posting "It's" pics and I think that it's the way they are sent. Confused

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:02 am

Corona wrote:

^^^I've gotten the bare arsed on the bed. Rolling Eyes

I'm having the same problem with posting "It's" pics and I think that it's the way they are sent. Confused

I think the problem is Photobucket, lets face it they are American,
and still stuck in the 60's. It's a well known fact American woman
don't have nipples. and they all carry an air-brush in there handbages.

Mean while in darkest Tasmania, Rod the lonely goat hearder has received a communication

Quote:

My Honey Bear, don't say a bloody word

I am so glad to hear back from you and to read your words. This
makes me happy and gives me power to begin new life and forget
about all the troubles and problems of the past. I'm from Ukraine not Russia!
But how can that be that you have snow right now! It's hot summer
here! About 40 degrees by Celsius in the shadow!

Sweetheart, I had a wonderful dream last night. Let me share it with
you.

So they do read what there sent, and she / he / it has gone off-script to attempt a reply, short it might be, but it's the thought that counts.

Honey Bear of cause will be total shocked, and will ask what all
the dreaming is about, And why's he on his hands and knee's in McDonalds.

But how thick is it, not to understand the difference between northern hemisphere and southern hemisphere weather.
This could take weeks to explain..

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:21 pm

^^^I won't say a word, Honey Bear! Laughing

I'm not telling anything about myself, just asking one question at a time and really not getting the answer. Mad

Here's the last one:

Quote:

I really like to get a mail from you because they are so nice

written!! I’m not mad when you do not write me all the time directly

back. I know you will answer me one time and I will wait!! I also

cannot answer all the time Directly either. But it is not so important

how many mails you write, what is inside is important. I’m not a

princess or a superwoman!!! But I’m real and nice!!!! I want to be

loved by ordinal man with usual needs. I am able to accept you for what

you are. Love is life...I think it's awful when near with you there is

not a person, whom you can give all your the most beautiful feelings,

whom you can give your soul, your heart and yourself completely and

that I want to offer to you. If you accept my heart I want to offer all

myself to you. And I would like to travel!!! I really hope that our

correspondence will grow more and more and our relation could soon

turn into something more. I hope with all my heart... At first I want

to be your friend and than we will see!!!!! I do not like when man buy

love or women: I want to find my love with my heart and not money. And

I also know it is not all the time sunshine in a relationship too. But

if you are fit and stay together you will come over that time!! Great

thanks for your flowers but I hope that someday soon you will bring me

the real one bouquet!

Darling, as for my job, so I work as a secretary in the private

company called "Dobrobut", it produces chocolates, cakes and so on. My

duties are to take an order and order such goods to the shops and

markets of our city. Also I need to be present at all the corporate

parties when we advertise our goods. It's not hard work and I like it

because I'm always communicating with different people, nevertheless

this job is not paid much and I'm always in search of a new one(for

the moment I stopped my search because there is no need in workers in

our country at all due to the crisis).

I wish you a wonderful day and I hope to hear from you soon!! Tell me more

about your life. Kisses

It is bass ackwards! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:53 am

Well it looks like I've been dumped, after suggesting we write to each other in Russian.
So forget that idea.
However Rodney the lonely goat farmer, is still going strong and has just replied to the "dream" script..

Quote:

Dear,dear sweet Olga,
I don't really know if I enjoyed reading your "dream" I'm not really used to that sort of thing, And as I told you I have not been connected to the Net , very long. perhaps I will have to get used to it. But I can't understand why anyone would want to have that sort of contact with someone else in a public place like a resterant. Perhaps it's just me.. And I will probably get used to it, So If you would care to send me other examples , Then perhaps I could also join in with your "Dream" This is all rather confusing,
I am thinking that if this is to be your way of communication, and your e-mails are based on Porn, Then it could be rather enjoyable. I must confess I did get quite excited.the same as one gets excited when your run over by a bus

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:57 pm

I've also been thinking of shaming "IT" for all this porn on the net. Twisted Evil

IT is now asking for the monies for the translator. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:00 pm

I also got 'it'. And it's still yeasty Wink

I simply asked for more pictures. Any 'real person' would, right?

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:06 pm

^^^Yes, we tired of the same old beautiful pics. Mad

Still yeasty! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:13 am

Well Rodney the lonely Goat Herder, must be doing something right, the bitch is off script

Quote:

I really like to get a mail from you Rod!! Because they are so
nice written!! I’m not mad when you do not write me all the time directly
back. I know you will answer me one time and I will wait!! I also cannot answer all the time Directly either. But it is not so important how many mails you write, what is inside is important. I’m not a princess or a superwoman!!! But I’m real and nice!!!! I want to be loved by ordinal
man with usual needs. I think that should be ordinary man with
unusual needs I am able to accept you for what you are.

Love is life...I think it's awful when near with you there is not a person, whom you can give all your the most beautiful feelings, whom you can give your soul, your heart and yourself completely and that I want to
offer to you. If you accept my heart I want to offer all myself to you.
And I would like to travel!!! is this a hint for things to come
I really hope that our correspondence will grow more and more and our relation could soon turn into something more. my goat is your goat I hope with all my heart... At first I want to be your friend and than we
will see!!!!! I do not like when man buy love or women: I want to find
my love with my heart and not money. now where have I heard that before And I also know it is not all the time sunshine in a relationship too. But if you are fit and stay together you will come over that time!!

Our summer starts in May and winter in November! Now it is very hot
and sunny! All the people are dressed very light! So what about your weather?

reverts back to script

Darling, as for my job, so I work as a secretary in the private

company called "Dobrobut", blah,blah,blah

I wish you a wonderful day and I hope to hear from you soon!! Tell me more about your life. Kisses Olga

Well there we go I can now talk about "Septic Sir John of Queenstown"
his prodigy, His breeding penitential, the size of his nuts, and the Cup
he won at this years local ag'show. It's all good wholesome entertaining stuff.. I'll have her begging to visit, in no time.

Perhaps I should send her a picture of "My Septic", The goat not the tank

The next e-mail should be the translation scam request.. Wink

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:00 am

Hate to bust your "Septic" Honey Bear, Laughing

but I got the same letter except for this part:

Quote:

Our summer starts in May and winter in November! Now it is very hot
and sunny! All the people are dressed very light! So what about your weather?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:56 am

Corona wrote:

Hate to bust your "Septic" Honey Bear, Laughing

but I got the same letter except for this part:

I got more less the same thing, after I wrote to it and explained , about the rotation of the Planet, Southern hemisphere, Northern hemisphere,
opposing geological plates, Light and shade, and a few other things.

I also sent her a naked picture of "Septic St John" all total pointless of
cause, Still it filled in a wet afternoon. And what happens I get the bloody translation script back.

Not one word about Dear Septic. It would seem her priorities are not the same as Rodneys Confused

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:13 am

I just discovered that being raped by nuns in my childhood was a good way to get her off script.. For about 5 sentences. It's a breakthrough though, its the first of my perversities she actually pays attention to! I'm actually starting to like this one..

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:28 am

Wait.. You told her you were raped by nuns... and she replied telling you she's "Sorry for you nuns"?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:39 am

Yup. She really is a caring girl, my dear Olga. The being raped by nuns wasnt part of the original plan, but since it does seem to interest her, I'm gonna have some fun with that.

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:06 am

I've been in the hospital and due to the leg problem, I may return. Very Happy

Edit:
That went over "IT'S" head! Mad

Quote:

Thanks a lot for your reply! I was sure that you would help me. I regard it would

be better for now if you send me 200 USD or even 150 USD and Internet cafe I will

pay myself but I'm not sure about the delay of my salary. So I know that the

most famous transfer service is Western Union, am I right? You should need my

info to fill some blanks but I do not know how to fill it in as I've never done it!

So please make it as soon as possible and I will

pay her and send her letter immediately! Oh, and one more thing, you

will need to send me some number and your full name in order I could be able to

receive your transfer sweetheart!

Looking forward to your reply, yours forever

My leg, my leg! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:55 am

I just received the e-mail about its dream... yuck.

Edit: I did ask for more photos though...

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:26 am

I just got the same reply you got Corona It would seem she hasn't done it with you ether.

I also got all her personal details

Quote:

Here it is: Olga Astrahantseva - is my full name, Nezavisimosti
Street 138/52 - is my address and zip-code is 45000, my town - Kovel
and region - Volyn'ska, country - Ukraine. I hope that is enough.
So please make it as soon as possible and I will pay her and send her
letter immediately! Oh, and one more thing, you will need to send me
some number and your full name in order I could be able to receive
your transfer sweetheart!

At least she didn't send the address arse about , as they normally do.
But I fear I'm going to have trouble with Western Onion, As one does, when one hasen't attempted a money transfer before.

Now who's going to suggest she uses "U-lover.com" for her translation needs, and it's far cheaper then the system she's not using.
I think it might mean instant banishment to the Dead Zone.