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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:50 pm |
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I chat in the forums of a free dating site. I've come to realise that I will not meet anyone off this damn thing, however, I am compelled to answer the dumb arse messages that arrive in my inbox.
I've posted a few in the forums and have been told I should publish them. So I started the ball rolling with a website.
http://taoofplonk.webs.com/
Feedback always appreciated
There are no personal names or information about myself in it, so I am still safe |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:59 pm |
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lol, liked the Munchkin Man one, obviously a good baiter if you can put up with replying to messages like that, those guys are much worse than lads |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:18 pm |
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For further inspiration (not that you seem to need it!), sample 'Pithy Putdowns to fend off Pugnacious Pigs':
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/insults.shtml
NSFW!!!!
Apologies to all non-pugnacious-pigs who just happen to share some anatomy in common. |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers?
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:21 pm |
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Branwen - eh?
Oh those guys give lads a run for their money, I'm just having to learn to curb my 'acid tones' with lads |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:22 pm |
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My finger slipped after I'd only typed one word! Now corrected! |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:30 pm |
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^ awww I shall look at that when at home, thanks! |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:36 pm |
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It is probably high-time I started stalking you instead of Dora Mockinatrix.
Do me a favor and leave your curtains open from now on. |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:08 pm |
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blah wrote: |
It is probably high-time I started stalking you instead of Dora Mockinatrix. |
umm should I be flattered or scared?
@Branwen, that site is most excellent |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:17 pm |
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^Ask Dora
But blah's a really nice <strike>guy</strike> ostrich, so I think you should be flattered anyway. As for scared, do as he asks and leave the curtains open while making sure windows and doors are closed and locked and there's no need to worry |
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Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:01 pm |
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ok
Dora!?...... |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:30 am |
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Dora cannot save you now.
Just cooperate and everything will run smooth as ice...err.. I mean everthing will be "ok". |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:40 am |
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Hi Ms. Mockinatrix!
I can't say this is easy. Finding out my one and only stalker, blah, now wants another has been tough. Embarassing Pic of Dora
However, now that I have pulled myself together, I can tell you this:
1. blah is a very good stalker, he reported for duty almost every night.
2. He brings his own 'stalking' gear: Nightvision goggles, camera, and snacks.
3. He rarely ever bothered me, except to knock on the door to use the bathroom after finishing his drink.
So I can say I highly recommend blah as your new stalker. As MoP said, just leave your curtains open and doors and windows locked.
You will be fine.
Finally, I shall have some peace and quiet in the evenings! |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:56 am |
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Dora!
Thanks for the advice, all doors and windows locked - although it's getting a bit stuffy.
Blah, you might have company with Jack the cat and Noisy the Wood Pigeon, he likes to shag 24/7. |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:23 pm |
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aahh, and for the time he is busy with other places of (his) interest, I could give it a try.
Although I am new to this trade. So don't set expectations to high. |
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
Posts: 298
Location: in a dungeon near you....
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:02 pm |
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