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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:16 pm

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Dear Friend,

Thank You For Response, I Found Your E-Mail Very Cynical And At The Same Time, I Appreciate The Information You Have Disclosed Me.

Let Me Start By Explaining To You That I Was Born United States And Am An English By Nature.

Previously I Worked In The LONDON As A Fund Manager For Goldman Sachs And I’m Currently.

Seeing Both Of Us Sharing Similar Professions Makes Me Very Excited About Working With You.

In Short I Plan To Invest The Sum Of $15 Million USD, The Reason Being Is That You Have The Largest Equity IPO (Initial Public Offering) In The World, This Of Course Presents Opportunity And Repeat Of The Same Circumstance Enjoyed By Google And Amazon Investors Couple Of Years Back, Allowing To Acquire Such Capital With Ease And Making A Success With My Clients Portfolio.

I Primarily Specialize With IPO And Have Contacts Worldwide.

I Assure You That I Am A Legitimate And Successful Businessman And Prefer To Surround Myself With Likeminded Individuals.

I Am Very Serious About What I Say And I Hope I Have Disclosed To You All The Necessary Information To Build Trust And Confidence I Hope To Hear Your Reply As Well As Your Business Plan.

However Note That This Investment I Am Planning To Make Is Not Of A Small Stature Therefore I Will Need To Build A Strong Trusting Business Relationship Before Intake Your Preposition Seriously And If This Mutual Level Is Acquired, We Shall Make A Physical Legal Agreement Regarding The Disposition Of This Fund.

Please Let Us Use Our Common Resources To Get What We Want In This Material World Therefore I Won’t Be Pushing You During Any Part Of This I Transaction Since The Only Elements In The Partnership I Need Are That Of Trust, No Matter The Financial Cost.
Kindly Send Me Your Full Details To Such As:

Your International Passport Or Your National ID Card.

RECONFIRM YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATION INCLUDING YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE (CELL) NUMBERS WITH YOUR AREA OF OCCUPATION To Enable Me Send You Agreements Form To Fill Before Sending You All The Necessary Documents Regarding This Transaction.

Find The Attached Copy Of My Passport And Comply By Send Your Required Information Including Your Passport Or Any Relevant Identification Document As To Proceed.

Expecting To Hear From You Soon.

Best Regards,

Dr. Shoffit
+447031816904

It Is Really Annoying To Read Text With Every Word Starting With A Capital Letter Laughing

And I love the first line of his response, my message to him was simply the classic "I'm interested, tell me more". His script clearly sucks but I'm not going to tell him that Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:17 pm

Do whatever you can to make his script worse!!

Bruin

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

I baited Mr. Shoveit a few weeks ago and his first response to me seems to be the same as you got. Notice that his script mentions nothing about your compensation. He wanted my character's personal information and a lawyer's involvement before even disclosing what I would get paid for my involvement.

I insisted on being told up front what I would get out of it, went back and forth a few times with this but he simply would not budge and eventually dropped me.

A unique scammer you have there.

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:58 pm

Maybe He Sells Stuff On Ebay. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2009 Posts: 166

MaybE YoU ShoulD ResponD LikE ThiS.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:06 am

^^ oh, but for added flair,

http://coolstuffclickhere.com/randomtextcolorgen.htm

nice and pastable into your html mail client. Nice and unreadable if the lad's using plain text :>

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:17 am

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I baited Mr. Shoveit a few weeks ago and his first response to me seems to be the same as you got. Notice that his script mentions nothing about your compensation. He wanted my character's personal information and a lawyer's involvement before even disclosing what I would get paid for my involvement.

I honestly have no idea what kind of scam he is running, I mass-mailed about 200 lads and he was one of them. I Responded His Message Like This, Let's See How It Turns Out Very Happy