Lad has blue nuts for me!

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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:28 pm

I used Felch@ir to send diamond lad "Ted" a computer stuffed with 9000 euros. I decided we should use a secret security code in our chats and emails.

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me: what do you mean, did you already receive it?!?!
That is AMAZING!
I am not sure this chat thing is secure by the way. I wonder if we should speak in code?
10:32 AM We should say "goats" instead of euros or dollars
How did you know that I added some extra goats to the shipment?
You were asking for 3750 goats, and I sent 9000 goats, to be charitable
10:33 AM Ted: ok
thank you so much for your goats
me: instead of computer, for security we should call it latrine
You are welcome, I am glad to send you 9000 goats in the latrine
10:34 AM Ted: ok
me: I think you will like the latrine. It was not good enough for us here, but it is still very advanced
Ted: ok i will like it so much
10:35 AM me: I just checked the tracking, your latrine full of goats has left JFK airport for Africa, via Amsterdam Smile

Ted: ok
me: What do you think you will do with the extra 5250 goats, and with the latrine?
10:36 AM Ted: please let me get it first
me: oh of course
Ted: God will tell me what to do with it
me: Oh so you didn't get the latrine yet? How did you know I sent extra then?
I mean how did you count the goats?
10:37 AM Ted: i saw it inside the computer
me: (no no, use the code)
Ted: ok
10:38 AM me: This is fun, it's like being a secret agent on the TV
Ted: well u are right
me: I am excited to receive my diamonds as well
10:39 AM oops what should we call diamonds in our code?
Ted: yes i will send it
me: How about nuts
Ted: stones
me: I like nuts
Ted: no call it baby
10:40 AM me: I don't think you have told me how big are your nuts?
Have you weighed them?
Ted: no
they are many
many nuts
me: Oh! I thought it was just a few. How many nuts do you have?
10:41 AM Ted: is 47
me: what colors are your nuts?
10:42 AM Ted: blue
me: My favorite!

To confirm our chat, Ted wrote:

How are you doing today,yes as i told you before that my nuts is blue and is high quality you will see it when it get to you in the USA please let me know the country the latrine his now,

Regards Ted.

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:41 pm

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:46 pm

Ask him to confirm whether his blue nuts throb when he rubs them.

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:05 pm

Here he is again. I'm glad he's using our code.

Diamond Ted wrote:

Dear L@ika,

You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand and i will pay the goats to the lawyer them i can make the transfer of the nuts to you.
Regars Ted

I'm throbbing with anticipation!

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:07 pm

Well done!

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:09 pm

Damn! I just spit bagel at the monitor! That's fantastic. I'm still laughing.

Regards,
etc.

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:37 pm

BWAAAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH Laughing

It's amazing Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:59 pm

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

bohigal you crack me up!!! Laughing

That's so funny! What a good laugh.

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:49 pm

Genius!!

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:03 pm

Thanks, Bohigal, for the first really big laugh of the week.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

That's excellent, Bohigal.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:47 pm

He feels obliged to keep telling me about his sack.

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Dear L@ika,

My nuts are in one bag and they are very save in the bag,i have not had any thing from the company yet,you see why i told you to send this goats by western union,

regards Ted

He finally contacted Felcair customer service (well, me).

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please i will like to know when my computer will get to me in Ghana it
was sent by Mrs L@ika ffrom USA please let me know were is my computer
now,awaiting for your soon reply.

Regards Ted

Name: Ted
Email: [email protected]
IP: 41.210.30.244
Tracking#: 489484*****accra

Felcair is glad to oblige with a completely personalized reply

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FELCAIR Worldwide Logistics and Charter Services
Department of Customer Service Department

Dear Mr. Ted:

Your customer service message of [Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 2:39 am] is noted and well received. Felcair Logistics is proud to provide excellent customer support and we guarantee 100% satisfaction. Please do not hesitate to contact me for further information about [computer will get to me in Ghana it was sent by Mrs L@ika ffrom USA]. Thank you for using Felcair Logistics.

Pik0 Androp0v
Customer Relations Engineer
Felcair Logistics

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