M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:30 pm

you two are trouble makers. have you no sypathy for this man and his team. have a little compassion and pay him for his efforts. Laughing

we have a list of approved banks, I'm sure there is one not to far from where he is. Twisted Evil

all the hard work we've put into this company and he threatens us? perhaps we need our lawyer to contact him?

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:08 am

Y´day I had a severe moral blow, kind of giving up on the whole MM thing and possibly baiting in general...no idea what to do yet. it´s too intriguing to push the storyline forward than just dropping them disappointed and convinced we are fraud stars.
SlapHappy suggests, get the names of these sans and senator! have them email us!!
I think that´s right. Let our lawyers discuss it with his lawyers.
Of course, this will drag out payment for many months...

And maybe in a week from now, our lawyers could "convince" us that it´s more profitable for MM to pay Mike just 5k to keep him quiet and to prevent him from ruining MM´s good name in the US...

And then the Abuja bank journey...peter has done that and got abused by the security personnell by coming in with fake forms

In her parallel storyline, Pat could say, "Now look what you have done, Mike! You have ruined evrything for the Nigeria team, and yourself, through all this foolishness, and cowardess of yours!"

Sent him this now. MGK, thanks a lot for offering your lawyer character Very Happy

Quote:

Mike,

I think you are serious with what you say.

I therefore advise our law department to get in touch with your lawyers

What are their names, addresses, and phone numbers?

Your contract with M00seknuckle Modeling, and the coming payment option on July 1st, will be on hold as long as they will have found a decent solution.

Respectfully, R. Oldman

EDIT Mike replies:

Quote:

wall is about to fall

Goodday
my Mr Randall is like you are not serious with our payment due to your letter you sent to me. is like this we make me do adrastic harm to your company. you should not worry about my lawers address until you seen the wall start falling, Pay my salary now.
mike

No Yahoo lawyers then? Sad

I was about to ask Craig for some decent aristocratic replies Sad

Is Mike lost for the modelling world? Will MM be able to pay unaccording to their guidelines (only cash and on events and when every quarter starts)? Will the wall fall? Will Randy, Pat, Jeremy and John meet behind bars? Will Mike report M00seknuckle to aa419, Modeling Baiter Sites Section? Will the Nigerian MM Team bomb MM´s headquarters? Are we even serious ? Stay tuned.

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:32 pm

JohnK is coming to help us Very Happy

Quote:

Randall,
Kindly forward to me all the letters that Mr Mike had been sending to you and his threatnings, please this is important to me as i will be presenting those letters to the rest of us here in a meeting next day,Has mike any right to contact and threaten the company without my consent/
, I am not too happy about this but if you think it is nothing well, no problem but i need those mails for a tree cannot make a forest.
Concerning our salary too how far are you people doing,
John

I have done that, with an accompanying email:

Quote:

Dear John,

No. I think he has not. As with regards of him, our lawyer is prepared to deal with whatever accuses he makes of M00seknuckle Modelling. I do not wish this to threaten our good relationship.
Payment, as is being laid out in the employment contract everyone of you has signed, is done in cash and in person or at the beginning of every quarter for work and accepted submissions. However, this is not my department, you might wish to contact Mrs. Cr0kin about your current status, which I think looks rather good.
I´m going to send you all Mike´s and my emails in 5 minutes in my next email.
Normally I don´t do such things but you shall know just as well how much Mike must feel hurt about the response Mrs. Cr0kin has given to Mike´s personal advancements towards her, I believe this is the only substance his claims have, and I do understand a man feeling hurt and sad.

Yours, RandaII

Here is the conversation between us, as having taken place this week so far, and I do not intend to continue it without being given his lawyers´ contacts : [etc., same as the above convo]

Hmmm...offers stuff to talk about in the future. Divide et impera Smile

I bet John doesn´t know about him having met Pat Very Happy

some lad fights will come on that meeting !

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:24 pm

JohnK sure surprised Pat too. I thought for sure MM had lost a fine employee. Lads do sometimes surprise you. Very Happy

Pat received this from him a little while ago.

Quote:

Pat.
Letme quickly apologise for my inability to get to you ever since all these days, You see after the Togo trip i was down with fever, but i thank God now as the fever is responding to treatment, Pat, have you forgiven me/
Please Help me pat, feed me with the recent developement concerning our salary, i and my team as a whole is worried and as the leader i am mosly disturbed as all of them look unto me. i don,t even know what to do. can you quickly advice me.
John.

"Teleblubbies" for JohnK and crew? Shall I inform him of the golden goose that has laid the diamond egg up here in Benin (the Teleblubbie producer!?) Let's see, we need new names though. We don't want to violate trademarks. "Stinky?" "Finky?" What other names?
They have until July 1st to get that project done. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:40 pm

Yeah

get them busy!
Good that JohnK apologizes. I take it as a good sign.

Regarding money, we could show them something to make their mouths wet.

NN´s shipping courier, for example. We can already prepare a money parcel to be ready in Lagos on July 1st Smile

Would this inflate the team´s spirit a little bit more? - Come on, Pat! He needs some "Scooby Snacks" Very Happy

Wikipedia wrote:

They are used as a form of incentive payment for the cartoon characters Scooby-Doo and Shaggy from the Hanna-Barbera series Scooby-Doo

Nothing to Randy so far, except one silly chain letter from old S0lomon Eb0agu. The guy who sent MM a blank DVD.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:27 pm

Another big surprise from Pat's hero, Mike, this morning! Very Happy

Quote:

from Michael
to Pat
date Fri, Jun 5, 2009 at 6:24 AM

subject have a nice day

Dear,
How are you today i hope everything is in good conditions, well i am sorry i was unable to reach you. i am with my elder brother in Abuja who is a senator will are discussing some vital issue right now. bye have a nice day your hero mike.

"Have a nice day?" Shocked

What about the wall falling down on Moosechuckle? Confused

Could he still want the cash Pat says she has for him at 55C? And more importantly, does he still love her? Wink

Ah, but his elder brother is the "senator" and they will be discussing vital issue! Laughing

Could "vital issue" be how Mike is going to settle up with his oga after his safari, and a little beating session? Or, could "vital issue" be the planning and execution of the "War on Moosechuckle?"

OOOO! This sure is getting exiting, isn't it? Very Happy

I might put Mike on a parallel course with JohnK, and give them the same project. Perhaps. Later we could reveal that it's "first-come, first served" to win the contract with the Teleblubbie company. What do you other employees think? I can't make this decision alone. I'm only the secretary, and on vacation, too! Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:43 pm

Obama meets Merkel at start of Germany visit
Tell him in turn you are really enjoying your short business trip to Dresden right now, Angie Merkel is a wonderful chancellor and charming conversationist but Obama appears taller on television than at the dinner table Wink

Angie was asking "Pat, why are you so sad?", while Obama was straightening her chair Cool

Let´s make this a pi$$ing contest : "I know more politicians than YOU !" Very Happy

PS. Mike is strangely using the same IP as 2 days ago : 62.173.48.182 Nigeria (Obanikoro) . Maybe there are no proxies in Abuja.

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:37 am

MM conference topic : Would you all agree in ending the JohnK / Mike - story by sending him a personal cheque via NN´s shipping company? (which will be held by customs, "for personal collection with ID confirmation", in not-Lagos)

The idea is that Randy can show this goodwill sign from MM to the MM Office Nigeria, because Mike´s threats to sue us have delayed all payments otherwise.

Randy, however, wants to make sure not to lose JohnK -- before one final safari, that is Twisted Evil

Quote:

Dear John,

Any results yet in your meeting on how to treat Mike´s accusations against MM?

Our lawyers have not yet received a valid formal claim by his lawyers.

I am so sad that this threatens to darken the good working atmosphere over here at M00seknuckle.

Whatever you decide, I´m going to make sure personally you, John Kwvf0dv, will receive a personal check on or slightly before the date of July 1st.

This will not be your actual agent´s salary but rather a gesture by me and my team to enable you to venture forward with M00seknuckle Nigeria until the case M00seknuckle - 0ruekblgh3men will have been settled peacefully.

Please give me the current address of your office in Nigeria so that I can take care of the rest. We are thinking of the amount of $ 7,500 but I need your approval of this quick and unaccounted for payment, which is intended by me to keep the M00seknuckle spirit alive in Nigeria.

Wishing you a very good work week ahead, yours,

Randall

Hehehehehe Twisted Evil

EDIT His reply.

Quote:

Randy,
THanks for your kind gesture and cares you know i always remind you that if i am anything in mm that you are the one that made it because you encouraged me to join mm,
Mike case had been handled by us here i will write to you on the morrow about it,
<snipped out lad address>
Please direct all mail thru this address it is safe and intact
John

Now I wonder how they "handled" Mike....

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:31 am

hopefuly the did not send him on a long vacation to pay "god" a visite. Shocked

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:25 pm

Sent him this:

Quote:

Dear John,

Allright. I´ll be able to ship it on Friday or Saturday morning.
We have also secured an assignment by an UK childrens television series producer. I might forward you more details about this if you are interested in this work. Also I´m, looking forward to the results of your meeting. Do not hesitate to confront me with whatever you will have discussed, in unabridged form, via email to me as soon as you have the time.

Regards, Randy

Later I´m going to ask John a few serious questions about the reliability of Mike. what Pat said leads to conclusions he is a sexmaniac Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:20 pm

@MisterX - Nah, Mike didn't pay God any visit, but they did put a "handle" on him, to keep him under control. Smile

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:39 am

See? We are friends again. There is even a demand for the Teletubbies assignment Very Happy

Quote:

You are truly a caring man

Randall,
Thanks for your mail and assurance to shipping the cheque by friday or saturday, i am looking forward to receiving it with gladness.
The meeting ended up very well, i had spoken with Mike concerning the danger of what he wastrying to involve himself into, Actually i am and i remain his boss, my only problem is that Pat the firm secretary sent in a mail to me sometime ago that if i am not careful that they will drop me as the team leader and pick Mike up, you people had not specify it that i am their boss. i had made him to understand that if he is not careful that his apointment would be withdrawn, all the members of my team are totally against his actions for a tree cannot make a forest.but, let me quickly ask this question Randall, is there any hope for our salary, i am being asked too many questions by my coleagues here, atimes i don,t know what to do, advice me concerning this, I personally sent in a mail concerning this issue few days ago to Merri0t and he had not replied.
FEED ME WELL WITH THE FORTHCOMING CHILDREN EVENT, I am interested if you think it is viable.

Merri0t is flying over the ocean again it seems, there are MM teams in Entenhausen, Borduria and Karaboudjan to be sponsored and supervised, who act less bitchy than our beloved Nigerian team.

Pat, shall I try to think of something reasonable about Tinky Winky & Co. or do you feel in the right frame of mind for writing that? Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:19 pm

Remember Alice Idris? Trunkbox Alice, stranded with her group in front of the 55C Benin, being joined by Peter from Nigeria?
Well, she´s back Very Happy

Quote:

From: [email protected]
IP: 41.202.73.83
Subject: Re: I am interested
: 1.0

God be with you.
for long time now i have n't hear from you waht is going on.
i sent you mail but i did not see your respond.i am waiting to hear from you soon.
mrs alice ldris

I´ve just taken the liberty asking her if she is interested in a modeling agent´s career...

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:12 pm

Who could forget Alice? I'm glad she's back. Ask her to sew new outfits for the new round. Very Happy

SH, "tough love"... Oh, yes! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:38 am

And another oldtime M00seknuckle safariist virtually beggs for the ASS threatment Twisted Evil

Quote:

Please remember all my effort

Hello Randy,

Thanks for your email response i am not feeling fine.i am sick for a long time. Please could you help me with $100 only for proper medical treatment.

Thanks,

Your Partner

Quote:

Dear Ubah,

What is your current contact address? I can send you a bank check via courier, provided you promise to do especially good work in the new quarter beginning in July.

Randall

EDIT Sent this to JohnK:

Quote:

Dear John,

Together with a bunch of other paychecks, you can expect the item to be shipped tonight.
I will furnish you with the tracking number of your $ 7500 check as soon as I am back to the office.

Details about the assignment regarding the UK television series merchandize items will be issued to you and your group this weekend.

Regards, Randall

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:55 pm

This email is sended to all the Agents from MM in South Africa
>> TG ; JohnK; Lucky; Ubah

Quote:

Hello "NAME",

One off our customers is planning to open a Fun Park for kids in a South African country later this year.
He did ask us from M00seknuckl3 M0d3ling to come up with the needed photo's for the advertising and posters.
This customer knows from our good contacts in the modeling world of the various South Africa countries.
So "NAME" i was direct thinking of you and your team, that are always in for some good new work and easy money.

The Fun Park wil be a sort off like the Disney Park in France, with various thema's like the good old "TeleTubbies"
program from the British BBC television. This program is a realy hype under "little" kids overhere in Europa.

Here you have a small discription about what a TeleTubbie is:
After conquering its native shores, the surreal British children's series TELETUBBIES travelled across the pond to charm worldwide
audiences with the playful yet educational adventures of four vibrantly colored, costumed puppets with television screens on their tummies.
As Teletubbies Dipsy, Po, Laa-Laa, and Tinky Winky frolic and co in a pastoral fantasyland dominated by a baby-faced sun.
The series explores early learning concepts such as shapes, colors, and numbers through a fun mix of games, music, storytelling,
puppetry, animation, live-action segments--and the occasional break for toast and custard.
Perfectly capturing the toddler worldview, the hugely popular series continues with this collection of episodes that find the
quartet playing with their vacuum-cleaner friend, Noo-Noo.

Its a serie that gives children in a learning mather off playing how the world around them is.
Colours, chapes, toys, animails, learning speaking, learning count numbers, etc.. etc...

The assignment is to provide a colour photograph with all 4 TeleTubbies characters, that these 4 characters needs to be human dressed up as them.
Your free to choose what sort off material you gona use, (eg. bedspread, sheet, cloth, body/face painting with waterpaint..) as long as its colourfull
like the real TeleTubbies. ( I have add some examples of the used TeleTubbies colours and who the are to this mail. )
The costumer gives extra bonus if your using extra attributes, like the favour toys the TeleTubbies likes to use, and if your aswell using a hat,
bonnet etc. to get the photo(s) as close as posible to the originals as shown in the attaced files.
Its not a must, but would also be great if you could add the names off the TeleTubbies on a sign infrom off them..
And if something not in this mail that you need to get the photo(s) done, then just use your own imagination,
of how and with what you would make your own kids happy.

The end date off getting the photo(s) (minimum is 1 photo, but you may always add more if you like)
by email to me is the 20th off June; so no time to lose you still have 168 hours time.

GoodLuck with this assignment "NAME".

Best rergards,
J0hn B0sh

Added these pictures as examples:

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:23 pm

Great

To make up for all the unpleasant (standard) experiences many lads had to endure for the benefit of MM, Randy just done payday today.

Ubah The Great wrote:

Thanks i Promised to do a good work with you.

Dear Partner Randy,

Many thanks for your email response, Please note that there is no any Nigeria Bank that will cash a foreign Check to a civil Servant.

I would advise you to make the payment via Western Union Money transfer or Money gram for easier and faster. Call me on +234xxx3

Here is my address.

xxx

Please for any payment direct it to my name, you can also make use of the above address after the payment.and indicate the exactly amount you transfer.

Finally, Please ensure you send the money tranfer Control number including the text question and the answer and every useful information.

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

Too bad - a scammer RL address and no one to send it to Sad

nevertheless, Eater cares : Very Happy

Quote:

Ubah,

I will act quick now. Western Union or MoneyGram payments are forbidden for M00seknuckle by strict company policy due to unpleasant experiences in the past.
Let me do the following, and ket me do it now :

I send you the latest M00seknuckle Brochure. Inside you will find two 100 (one hundred) dollar bills.

Don´t forget to watch your inbox. I have advised my Artxxxx partner to get to you directly with this promising assignment which I´m sure you will have no problems with finding suitable personnell.

I wish you a fine week.

Yours, Randy

PS I will email you the online tracking number in about 2 hours, latest.

Which we have done now, both me and my Artxxxx partner Very Happy

JohnK got an email of the same content sent to:

Quote:

Dear John,

Here is your shipment - remember, it´s 7500 United States Dollars in cash inside the M00seknuckle brochure!
I thought this is easier for you and our team than a bank check - no ways to run for you!

xxxxx Website : http://xxxxx

Your shipment tracking number (do not lose it) : xxxxxx

Best wishes for a wonderful weekend!

I hope you are working hard on your assignment. I´m busy, too!

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

My suggestion is, the parcels are "stuck" soon in, say, Douala? Should they really travel to collect them ("ID confirmation required"), right on that day the shipments ought to be miraculously shown as "collected by receiver" on the site, hehehe!

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:46 pm

First replay back..

Quote:

Hello J0hn B0sh,

Thanks for your email, i had understood your email and i will like you to brief me more about this procedures.

Thanks. Ub4h Er1c Il0b4

My replay:

Quote:

Hello Ub4h,

Thanks for the quick replay on the mail.

Its very easy, i have already tried to explain it as simple as posible in the email..
But its oke if you still not understand the task i had explain in that letter, i had even let it read to my 15 year old son
if he did understand it aswell.. He did understood ud very clearly.

This is an important assignment from the producer of a well-known UK childrens television series.
They plan to extend and invest their merchandizing business. You as a representative of Africa´s largest
English-speaking country are the one that Randall has suggested to me, knowing of your work that you did so well done before."
We need photographs of 4 models dressed like the original TeleTubbies, as close as possible, for our merchandizing advertisements
If you can manage this, this qualifies you for the real big assignments!
This one will only pay approximately 25-75,000 $, depending on the return of interest in autumn of 2009,
when the campaign is beginning to start in Port HArcourt and Abuja.
I had added on purpose those pictures, so that you can see and understand how the colours en the TelleTubbies looks like.

As usual, you as an agent, will receive 10% of the total sum if you deliver in time the needed photos.

Hope this will help you out better to get this assignment done.

Best regards,
J0hn B0sh

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:01 pm

Yeah, it´s Ubah´s office time on Saturday party night it seems (well am I different? lol). he´s a believer, not a trace of doubt in his mind.

Quote:

Dear Partner randy,

Thanks for your email, i had tracked the number of my gift, please when do i expect the package to arrive to my destination.

kindly inform me.

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

Time for it to leave the Chicago Frank Nitti airport....alas, not before Monday, 6 am!

EDIT Thankgod must not be forgotten as well.

Quote:

Hi, Thankgod,

Just quickly before I can leave the office, a private note, did you already send me the filled MediClaim form? Do it please, they accept every claim, even photos are not necessary, I will vouch for you.

If you send it to me close to the end of next week, I can urge the insurance company to send you a decent amount of medical compensation money before July 1st. I´m sure the hospital is already pestering you with bills. I wish to help you at least in this matter, Thankgod. Usually the insurance company pays a fixed amount of $175-200 per hospital day, plus a lump sum of $ 750 for medication.

It´s important for me that you are in good shape for coming M00ooseknuckle assignments to come!

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:45 pm

And a replay back from Ub4h:

Quote:

Hello J0hn B0sh,

Thanks for your email, i am now cleared with your word, i will get back to you within the week.

Thanks.

Ub4h Er1c Il0b4

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:39 pm

That made me check the boxes now, too, and, voila!! The boys reply, on a Sunday.

Quote:

Randall,
Thanks so much for the confirmation of the receipt of your mail confirmation of the shipment of the money aspa promised but there is a little confusion concerning the tracking which i don,t understand, i thought they will deliver at my door post, is it when they deliver i will now give them my tracking number or how/ please let me understand.
The assignment should be carried on imediately and for our friend Mike i a m no longer relying on him and i don,t involve him anymore in our meetings, How about that
John.

Haha! He needs to understand ASS - and Mike is out! Very Happy

Divide et impera!

Ubah did some researches...

Quote:

Dear Partner randy,

How are you today and your family, hope fine, i write to notify you that Axxx shipping has no office in Nigeria.

Please intruct me on this matter. also give them this my telephone number +2348o83B56223.

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

I cannot deal with these petty things. Impatient little boy he is! Instead of getting busy on the Eh-oh assignment, he is only interested in my money gift it seems.

EDIT Reply to JohnK:

Quote:

Hi John.

Just a short email from me before Sunday service here:

You will get the brochure delivered to the house address directly, of course.
The tracking number is what A55 had given to me so that the receiver can follow the way the shipment takes and be home the day it says it will be arriving.
Being a weekend now, you´ll have to allow one week I think.

I´m glad that you are getting along so well with Mr. B0sh. After this assignment, and after you´ll have received the parcel, I´m sure the M00seknuckle Team Nigeria will enjoy a well-earned small party for excellent job delivered. Am I right?

All the very best for the coming week.

Always yours, Randy

Sent Ubah the same, too, almost verbatim.

EDIT The boys reply. Heavy work on Sundays.

Quote:

Thanks

Dear Partner Randy,

I appreciate your response. i had understood your email, i will be reaching you from time to time and every thing is going on well in Lagos Nigeria. incase they nmeed my phone number please kindly send this number to them +234xxx

May God be with you and your entire family.

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

And Thankgod, Slaphappy´s and my special friend, visitor of ARK, MM´s hope in Ghana:

Quote:

Peace of God be with you

Dear RO,

I thank you for your mail.

By the grace of God i will send you the mediclaim before the ist of July.

I appreciate all your support, and i know that my good God will bless you tremendously for all your kindness.

In God i am doing better now.

Thank you once again for your good wishes and concern about my health

May God strengthen you abundantly.

Regards,
ThankGod O. O.

Wooo

sounds nice. The warm money shower will also help your "step-sister" out off her refugee camp I assume...

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:01 pm

And John K did aswell not understand what MM ask him and his team to do.. !?!

Quote:

J0hn,
Your mail was received but it is difficult to understand, no one among my team could understand it so i advice you just help me to expatiate the more for clearity purpose as the time is down too short for us now.
I am soory for the inconveniences this explanation might cause.
J0hn

I just send to J0hn the same replay as i did to Ub4h..

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:11 pm

Lol and to me he said "we are already working on it", or something to that extent Very Happy

Email from Alice, now it´s my turn not to understand it:

Quote:

Subject: Re: Re: I am interested

yes,i think we should discuse my own first.
if you are read i will give you all details.
God bless.
mrs alice ldris

And the A55 company has just informed me that someone has contacted their customer service!

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:34 pm

I hope for him that he doesnt think that we from MM comes out off an EasterEgg Shocked

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:55 am

Not much happening at the moment. Many new applicants, of course, but alla re either onscript or too stupid for the forms, so nothing to write home about.

Just sent this to Ubah and JohnK:

Quote:

Dear ,

I hope you are busy with Mr. B0sh. Please note that to qualify for further agents´ work, you´ll need to send in your submission to his company on or before June 20th, as far as I have heard from him, he has not received any promo photos with the Teletubbies characters yet.

Please do your best. We are sure you can manage. The whole recources of Lagos are at your disposal after all - we couldn´t have found a better agent.

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

The only thing Ubah is interested in is when and how his parcel will arrive.

Blah, you couldn´t have found a worse customer from me Wink

EDIT For those who are interested what the current status looks like, here is a screenshot. I only edited out the tracking number.

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