Tennis superstar BUSTED - UPDATED

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*** BANNED *** Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 2049

Tremendous loss for the tennis world - I will never watch again Crying or Very sad

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The evidence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RejlT4dipPg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6b7-_VZSzs[/b]

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:02 pm

Damn! Someone tell her there's more to tennis than just winning. On the other hand, playing tennis with a large rucsac on the wrong way round can't be easy.

I might even make time to watch her at Wimbledon this year.

ETA: I was going to make a comment about a dead heat in a Zeppelin race, but then I'd have to report this post to a moderator. Embarassed

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:02 pm

You gotta keep your eye on the b boo, on the ba boo, um, b b ball.

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:37 am

GH - what exactly do you search for when you browse the internet? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:49 am

Bouncy b boo ba ba bo b balls

You have to forgive him though, he was bought up on a diet of The Two Ronnies.

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:22 am

I dunno about a "boob" job. Have you looked at the size of the Arse on Venus Williams. It's monumental Confused

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:38 am

Not a good idea. She'll definitely have problems measuring up in the womens CUP

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:30 am

weareborg wrote:

I dunno about a "boob" job. Have you looked at the size of the Arse on Venus Williams. It's monumental Confused

I think Serena's is a little bigger Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

^^^ I'm worried about you now Lotta Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

That must be a major handicap to play under, and a major decision to have to take. Good luck to her.

Roycropper wrote:

I was going to make a comment about a dead heat in a Zeppelin race,

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*** BANNED *** Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 2049

UPDATE:

Alena Schurkova, the size 32E former volleyball star supporting Simona's heavy load. Wink

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Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

How come I can't find any pictures of this Alena Schurkova? How unfair is that?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

thud419 wrote:

How come I can't find any pictures of this Alena Schurkova? How unfair is that?

... maybe you can .... LINKY .... but do let me know, it's a blocked website from my workplace.

But this site isn't! LINKY 2 Be warned - body building muscle girls turn some people off! Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Thanks. The second one is good. The first one is also worth watching, although she is lying motionless on her back, so the vital elements are not as pronounced as they could be.