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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:38 pm |
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I get the impression that this laddie was trying to impress me (my character) with a photo of Billy Zane and a boast of speaking Russian, but sadly, he failed miserably.... 
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melanie: can I see your photo...???
akeem bika: yap
akeem bika: can u send one of ur different pic into my box now
cute_melanie_jayne: ok
akeem bika has accepted your invitation to start photo sharing.
melanie: this is my display photo
akeem bika: k
melanie: and this is a night out with friends
akeem bika: ok
akeem bika: u look so sweet?
melanie: thank you
akeem bika: can u see mine
melanie: yes
akeem bika: how do er look like?
melanie: you look just like Billy Zane..!!
akeem bika: did u see me
melanie: yes
melanie: you look like a film star on that red carpet...!!
akeem bika: i love to be ur friend
melanie: where are you from..?
akeem bika: african
melanie: where in Africa..?
akeem bika: i stail in kalzanster
melanie: where the heck is that..??
akeem bika: close to russia
melanie: what...???
melanie: what African country is close to Russia..??
akeem bika: no
akeem bika: i am w/african
akeem bika: but i base in d kalzanster
melanie: from where originally..??
akeem bika: ghana
melanie: where the bloody hell is kalzanster...???
melanie: what country is that in..??
akeem bika: russia
akeem bika: ok
melanie: Oh its a town in Russia..??
melanie: Has anyone notified Google, because they don't list it..!!
akeem bika: yap
melanie: what are you doing there in Russia...??
akeem bika: i am a bizness man
akeem bika: ok
melanie: what business..??
akeem bika: i have an eletronics store here?
melanie: oh cool
melanie: so you must speak Russian...??
akeem bika: yap like mother tonge
melanie: cool
melanie: tell me some Russian...
akeem bika: ok
akeem bika: i speak english most?
akeem bika: ok
melanie: tell me some Russian ...
akeem bika: wat type of bizness er u doing
melanie: tell me some Russian ...
akeem bika: cooooooooooool
melanie: novosibirsk....??
akeem bika: wat
melanie: nizhniy novgorod...
melanie: baikal ozero baykal...??
akeem bika: ok baby
melanie: khabarovski yuri gagarin....??
akeem bika: u speak russia
akeem bika: ok
akeem bika: pls let speak english
akeem bika: ok
melanie: no, but I did go to school with a girl from Russia
melanie: and so I picked up a little
akeem bika: ok
akeem bika: dat is good
melanie: please tell me some of the Russian that you know....
akeem bika: can u come over there
melanie: please tell me some of the Russian that you know....
melanie: I am eager to learn
akeem bika: dot worry wen u come over i will teach u
akeem bika: ok
melanie: what is your answer to this Russian question.....
melanie: yura jerkov....??
akeem bika: i love to be with u
melanie: LOL
melanie: is that your answer to my Russian question...??
melanie: yura jerkov....??
akeem bika: i have not almost two year here
akeem bika: i am still leaning
melanie: you don't you understand that one..??
melanie: ok, try this one....
melanie: ushuld ripya cockov...
akeem bika: how can we be together? in futures
akeem bika: send another of urs pic to my box
akeem bika: ok
melanie: do you understand...??
melanie: ushuld ripya cockov... |
Then it all went quiet...........  |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:06 pm |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:10 pm |
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is that your answer to my Russian question...??
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sometimes i use cybercafe's here in my town, and some are also frequented by young africans.
and when they are chatting with microphone, I get to hear same quality of conversation.
really oooouch. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:06 pm |
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Malanies grasp of the language is pretty funny! |
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jlc419
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 78
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Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:29 pm |
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I particularly like the cosmonaut references. |
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