Gold Diggers Safari #3 - Trouble in Accra!

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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 5:44 am

I always laugh when lads say this.

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PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF GOD

Well done NN!

Laughing

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:58 am

It's raining lad hallelujah! It's raining lad.. Oh ohhhh oh...

He's sent me these wonderful images of proof. Very Happy

Complete with a scanned copy of his bus pass. These picture match the guy in the photos from Abidjan. His IP's are still the same as the fake gold scammers. His current location, not his 'friend' Mr. Jeffo who is attending his uncles funeral outside of Abidjan. Same lad. I tell him to contact Mr. Jeffo to get him home and how this betrayal of trying to scam me with a fake gold format has broken all my trust. Mr. Jeffo will be having issues trying to get him home.

<CLICK IMAGE FOR ZOOM-UP THINGY>

This email was attached. Okay, why is it every time they need someone to take pictures that is costs a watch? He certainly likes to write.

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This is what you requested for i have to loan my wrist watch to pay for the photograph to proof my sincerer and honesty to you and your team workers as I have risked my life all the way from Abidjan to Odienne 900km here is the front of the hotel Koako now known as Flamboyant hotel although they are doing renovations in the hotel now I took a snap in front of the hotel with my appointment letter in my hand and also in the inside compound of the hotel and in my hotel room all in the hotel Koako known now as hotel flamboyant sir.

I have also attached the ticket from Abidjan to man from man to Odeinne the two tickets check the dates then you have to see everything yourself sir I am 100% honest and sincere to you sir so please do send me my compensation money and to also go back to Abidjan I am stranded here in Odeinne if you want me to continue my journey to Mali I will also do hence you send to me the money for my trip and expenses both hotel accommodations sir you know the first journey I make I borrowed money to do it so all this debts is my head I have to pay back getting to Abidjan or else they will take me to police and locked me up sir, please do not put me in trouble just because I want to work with your company ok.

N/B Sir if you can find any other person that is sincere like me then you are lucky enough ok but for me anytime your company needs my service I will be available to do your work sincerely and honestly all i need is to get my payment after my service and a good payment for my job well done sir, so qir you have to save me from shame and ridicules by sending me my whole compensation money and transportations to go back to Abidjan I also starving here think about all this things sir and send me the money without hesitations I have try my best God and heaven will bear me witness I am not thinking any evil for you and your team workers and also your company as well I really want to work with you people sincerely and honestly but you are confused and misunderstood me sir.

I am waiting for you to send me the money and also do let me know if I can continue my journey to Mali to look for Mr Johno and other team members Mr Johno has been good and friendly he was calling me even when I was in the road coming to man he cares a lot for me and even told me as I told him how we slept along the road and the stress and suferings he said that he will tell you to send money to me so that the stress will be lesser for me sir.

I will wait to hear from you and your suggestions if I will go back to Abidjan or continue to Mali as I speak French very well it can help the situations also been an Africa nobody can intimidate me in any African country because I am from Nigeria they are always fear us all those little African countries whenever they see us so I am a very big material for you and your team workers and company as a whole better know it today sir.

I will wait for your call as soon as you confirm my sincererity and honesty to you and your team workers and company in general.
I would have send this photos and proof since yesterday evening but there was power failure the light came back at midnight that is the reason why you did not recieve the photos and proofs yesterday ok.
Sir remain blessed with all the members of your family hoping to see you face to face one of this days.

Innocent Igor.
Tel+225 xxxxxxxxx Call me sir as soon as you proof me genuine and real so we can settle back in good faith ok.

Oh I believe he's real. Genuine is another matter. He's still sending emails as Mr. Jeffo, from the same cafe as these ones. I've replied.

NN as Davo wrote:

Mr. Igor, This tragedy with my lost team will dominate our resources for the next few months. It could ruin us. You need to be angry with Mr. Jeffo for the lies about his gold scam. He put you in this mess. We cannot account for things like this to happen. Please call Mr. Jeffo to get you home. Once you are home I will sort something out to compensate you for your travels. You need to get home. This little venture will most likely cost me a lot of money and I have my staff's lives at stake. I wish I could give you some more hope, but who could have guessed this would have happened. Once Mr. Jeffo gets you home you must smack him for lying to me and trying to trick my business. Then you must email me and I will see what I can do about compensating you for your troubles.

Sounds like a WU transfer, several forms and maybe a heavy dose of 5ec 5hie1d for him to mend his ways.

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:46 am

I love how the drummer on the wall seems to be whispering in his ear, "FoooOoOooOooOOOooOoollll!!!!!"

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all i need is to get my payment after my service and a good payment for my job well done sir,

What does he think he's done? Gone on a lovely jaunt to stay in a posh hotel is all I can see. Who does he think he is, Paris Hilton?

You kill me, NN. This is masterful.

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:46 pm

I agree. Swanking around in that posh resort and then claiming he's short of money. Outrageous.

He probably spent all his time at the pool bar sipping creme de menthe and missed whatever fictitious connection he was supposed to make Laughing

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:51 pm

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...nobody can intimidate me in any African country because I am from Nigeria they are always fear us all those little African countries whenever they see us...

What a perfect attitude to make his predicament all the better. Very Happy

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Well he just does not look like a little happy camper, does he? Hmmmm

Where is his wonderful sense of adventure???

Loverly pictures NN, how soon will it be before you have a melon on his head or a fish stuck in his ear? Wink

You are the best darlin and very very entertaining for the rest of us.

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I am from Nigeria they are always fear us all those little African countries whenever they see us so I am a very big material for you and your team workers and company as a whole better know it today sir.

Well Im just so glad he thinks so much of himself, hope that will keep him warm and feed him and keep him from getting the crap kicked out of him when he goes home and can't pay that money back he borrowed. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:03 pm

I haven't heard from him the last 12 hours. That's a concern. I think it's high time I had him make a go-kart and Yabba Dabba Doooooo his way home.

Or, I do have another geo-team working in Burkina Faso who need some good help as well. They'll be ready to travel in three weeks. He'd better get home so he can go meet this new team. Although I hear there have been strange sightings in the area. Lights in the sky, time dilation bubbles and livestock mutilations.

Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:53 pm

There are ever so many wonderful comments in that email! Very Happy

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if you can find any other person that is sincere like me then you are lucky enough

Gems like this lad are scarce!

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I will be available to do your work sincerely and honestly

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you have to save me from shame and ridicules

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I also starving here

Aww....

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I am waiting for you to send me the money

Keep waiting! Very Happy

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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:54 am

Brilliant. He's finally accepted that this is all Mr. Jeffo's fault and not mine. However seeing as Mr. Jeffo and he are one in the same, that is going to present a little problem.

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Dear Sir,

How are you and family hope ok? i am sorry the way i address you in my last email i was hioghly hurt and felt so bad i am been put in a mess by Mr Jeffo i have reason to all this if he plans bad for you then he sent me to work for you without telling what he is up to that is too bad for him i do send him email he is not responding after i asked all that you accuse him he has not responded to my emails i now know that he is really upto something eveil against me and you but as God will have it he did not succed in his evil plans.

Why i am annoyed with you is that you should nor abandon me also like that think about the distance journey and have pity i do not know the reason why i will be dumped like that i have try to work for your company but it seems to me that there is some hindrances in this particular work but only God know's.

What i am pleading to you is to help me pay off the hotel bills andf to go back to Abidjan do not put me in a mess like this i am in big trouble here in Odienne i do not know anybody here that is the problem so plaese do consider this if you wish two us to still relate and do something in the near future consider me and help me out as for Mr Jeffo he will see my wrath as soon as i finaly get down to Abidjan ok.

I will be waiting to hear from you and your suggestions to help me out in this mess Mr Jeffo has pûtting me sir.

Innocent Igor.

I'm not replying. I am busy negotiating the release of my staff. The marauders are making ridiculous demands. 20 million in diamonds, lifetime supply of pizza and the entire Doctor Who series on DVD. I don't want to give up my DVD collection... Come on, it's Doctor Who...

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:57 am

Is it possible to get him even deeper into the shithole he's lied his way into? I'd like to see him streaded in even hasher conditions, any chance of getting him over the border?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:13 am

Mr. Jeffo must be the evil spirit living inside the lad. Maybe a cleansing ritual for Igor would help. At least his dirty clothes, full of road dust, would get washed, and he might look more presentable as a proper businessman. Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:23 am

Ladtastic evil bait, gents. clapping

Did you notice the second set of pics shows a truly less happy looking Igor .. .. He seems to be hardly enjoying himself out there for some reason. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:11 pm

I am in absolute awe!

NN, this is an artform. I have to tell you, I am by no means a ladhugger, yet the misery you've inflicted on this lad actually tempts me to sympathy. Surely you could send him some help via ? (I guess knowing that given the chance, he would cheat your starving grandmother out of her last dime does offset that temptation.)

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:23 pm

I'm just trying to get my head around a couple of his earlier statements

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FLANBOYANT hotel...i am lurky

So he's attracting the attention of the security guard at the floating caramel pudding hotel? Tell him get off his ass and go do some superhero stuff!

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nobody can intimidate me in any African country

Somebody please tell me they have some angry dollar chopped lads on their way to Odienne looking for an Innocent Jeffo... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:38 pm

I am sorry to say that I have heard nothing from Igor. I can only assume he has been arrested for not being able to pay his bills. I have sent Mr. Jeffo a letter of disgust at his lack of response in taking care of his man.

We know Mr. Jeffo and Igor are the same lad, so I hope I do get some news of where he ended up.

NN as Davo wrote:

Hello.

Mr. Jeffo I am disgusted with the treatment of your man in Odienne. We've had a severe tragedy and I am unable to give Igor any time due the severe trouble my geo team is facing. We still do not have them back and I am negotiating their release.

You tried to trick me with your fake gold scam and now you have abandoned your man in Odienne. That is terrible. Think of all the trouble this fake gold scam of yours has gotten him into. I am currently in Mali and have canceled all contracts due to the dangers we're facing.

You are responsible for your man as he has not started working for me yet. You need to find a way to get him home. It was a bit silly not giving him a return ticket in case something went wrong.

I will be compensating Igor once he gets back home, and you will have nothing to do with it. As soon as my business here is completed I will try and get that poor man some work closer to home.

Now do the right thing and do right by your man. Do not contact me again with your trickery and lies.

Davo

Ah well... Off to hopefully snag another. Blessed be. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:16 am

I expect his cell phone was taken from him to pay off some of his expenses? Have you tried calling the lad? Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:59 am

Can't believe I'm just getting in on this. Hilarious and ingenious and evil bait, NN! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:40 am

He must have forgotten to run left. Nice work NN! I can't honestly say I feel any pity. More pain! They have to let him out of jail sometime. My only hope is that he's not on his way home yet, having gone silent and all.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:22 pm

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Dear Sir,

How are you and family hope ok?

I just love this. Even when starving, stranded, distraught, or dying, that ingrained scammer (script) mentality never quite leaves them, does it?

Truly a great bait.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:16 pm

They only downside to jail time is that they feed him. Or do they? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:52 am

He's a bit confused. Firstly with the amount he thinks I am sending him and where I should send the money.

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Dear Davo,

Sir this is to let you know that i am waiting to recieve the $50,000.00 USA Dollars that you promise to me as my comparsations you have to send it to me installmentally ok; as soon as you recieve this mail go and send to me the sum amount of $5000 USA Dollars with my name and the informations below this is the first money you have to send to me before sending the others aswell.

Informations to use and send the money to me.

SENDER: DAVO

COUNTRY.............................

AMOUNT:$5000 USA

RECIEVER: INNOCENT IGOR

COUNTRY: ABIDJAN COTE d'IVOIRE

QUESTION: WHAT IS MONEY?

ANSWER: ROOT OF ALL EVIL

MTCN: MONEY TRANSFER AND CONTROL NUMBERS

I will be waiting for your call and to recieve the payment informations of this money as soon as you recieve this mail go and send the money ok as we proceed.
Igor

He seems to have defaulted to his original location. I help correct him.

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Igor,

If I send the money to Abidjan you won't be able to pick it up. I will send it to Odienne. That's where you are. I am still trying to deal with this situation.

I am appalled at the lack of communication from Mr. Jeffo. He has left you in a predicament that is not my responsibility. If you'd signed a contract with me you would have been under my care.

Davo

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How are you and the family hope ok sir? how about the Team hope they are all in safe hand's and well? what about Mr Johno hope he is ok and well? glory be to God for saving everybody also thanks for your concern as you have promise to send the money to me i am still in Odienne so kindly send the money to Odienne ok i will expect to pick the money by tommorrow please because the hotel people are disturbing me for there money or they will take me to police sir i have stayed five days now without paying them sir.

Thanks for your concern sir i will wait to recieve the money sir.

Igor.

Let's see if he can wait 2 days. I hope nothing happens to my courier.

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Igor. Has Mr. Jeffo not provided you with the means to return home. I sent him another email of disgust and demanded he return you home. Unfortunately I do not have any facilities where I am to make any sort of money transfer. I can have a man drive to Odienne and hand you some cash. That will be the quickest way. He should be there in 2 days. I'll have him meet you at the post office, or the hotel. Don't know if my driver has been there, but he knows the Post Office. That should be easy to find.

You had better find Mr. Jeffo. I am trying to have my contacts in Abidjan track him down. When we find him we are planning to have him arrested for what he's doing in his scam business.

With your help we will get him. If you know where he lives or anything about him let me know. I think there will be a reward for his capture.

Davo

I'm starting to think he left the hotel days ago. His IP is still the same cafe, so he has to still be in Odienne.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:07 am

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QUESTION: WHAT IS MONEY?

ANSWER: ROOT OF ALL EVIL

He got this one right, NN. I don't think sending him money would help him at all. I'd be inclined to tell him that, since he was the one to bring it up. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:49 am

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QUESTION: WHAT IS MONEY?

ANSWER: ROOT OF ALL EVIL

NN you owe me a new laptop. Or perhaps the lad does. I spit half a cup of coffee all over it laughing at that one! I never knew what a rush it was having caffeine up your nose. Poor lad, he knows himself better than he realizes. I sense he is thinking "Dear Lord, get me out of this and I'll never do it again"

Yeah. Right. Ahem....must be the coffee cleaning out my sinuses.

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:45 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

I'm starting to think he left the hotel days ago.

Probably true, but unfortunately he doesn't quite have the anxiety levels that would indicate needing to rough it.

Maybe he has made some new friendships at the cafe? If so, hopefully they are waiting for a slice of the action in which case he may still get to experience the serenity of a clear night under starry African skies *romantic sigh* or get eaten by hyenas. Do they have hyenas in Odienne?

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:54 am

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He's a bit confused. Firstly with the amount he thinks I am sending him

I think he wants the money in 10 x $5000 installments. For god's sake send the first one, can't you see he's surfering? Evil or Very Mad

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