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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:41 pm

This is just a tribute Very Happy

There followed an obviously pinched picture of some old bird. Possibly the longest and most pious script of EVER! Apart from the last sentence I'd have put it down to religious mania, but no, I have to contact the financier and get robbed. Feel free to play with this lunatic, I thought I'd just offer up this prize-turkey script and see if I could find out exactly where it says why i should contact the financier... Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:25 am

Hilarious: 'They will KNOW we are Christians by our love!! Please you have to email the Financeer....'

If you are interested, the original (minus the Financier part) can be found here:

http://associate.com/groups/anzac/0::58read.html

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:11 am

It seems perfectly clear to me that you should reply in kind.

Quote:

Dear Dorothy Williams,

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I ran the format through a probability-based text mangler. It's interesting to note that it makes almost as much sense as the original... Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:57 am

That text mangler is great! Do you have a link? That will be my standard way of replying to lads a few emails into a nbait when they actually read most of what you write.. good and simple way to waste their time

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:31 am

The text mangler is actually a custom script I wrote, although I'm sure similar things exist on the Web.

If enough people are interested, I could probably work it up into something which could be distributed as an .exe.

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