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junebug
flumpted
Joined: 18 May 2009
Posts: 135
Location: It's mango season!
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Thu May 28, 2009 9:47 pm |
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I just had to share this, as it is my first bait and I have hit the jackpot. I told my lad my chauffeur was robbed going in to the Western Union office (the lad had sent me the address, and it was a VERY bad part of town) and this is a snippet of the response I got [are all lads so wonderfully creative?]
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| i went home and i told my mum and she fainted saiying that the only hope we have has flumpted so she was rushes to the hospital and i was there with her since morning,even the $50 i told you that is the only money we have has been used for deposite in the hospital.And doctor said that she has HBP so demanding for the balance of $150.So the main problem is that the rev.which use to asist us when things are like this travel to neigbouring country for missionary journey and will come back on sunday. |
Needless to say, I am thoroughly charmed.... ROFL. |
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"i went home and i told my mum and she fainted saiying that the only hope we have has flumpted so she was rushes to the hospital." --Miss S3k@i R^do
"Listen Madam, I have a wife and she is a woman like you. I cannot mingle in such a stressful and aurgument process."
"You can go to hell with it. Let the Psalms in the bible judge you Lacadaisically."
"THAT IS PUTTING MY ASS ON FIRE,AND I WOULD NOT REALLY LIKE THAT."
"Your Full…Name.
Your full...contact Address.
And also with your Defecation ID.."
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Thu May 28, 2009 9:55 pm |
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If the site awarded a "lad word of the week", there's no way flumpted could be topped! Congratulations on a nice reply. |
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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Fri May 29, 2009 5:12 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri May 29, 2009 5:14 am |
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How devastating that their hope was flumpted. I'm sure you'll raise their hopes again for future flumptation. I'm sure they deserve it.  |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
 x4: Shorty
 x 16:
US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Fri May 29, 2009 5:57 am |
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Must be the sound she made when she hit the ground.  |
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x48;  x10  x7; fake checks: $592,854.89 USD ==> Biggest Fake check: $450,000.00
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." - Cathartic Kate
IF YOU MEET THIS MAN ON GROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAIN ABUSES ON HIM...I WOULD ADVICE YOU READ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS E-MAILS VERY WELL BEFORE YOU START INSULTING HIS PERSONALITY. - Rev. Niklas
Thank you for your Undiluted Assictance and we hope to have a Lasting business relationship with you. - Hou Weijun
YOU ARE A F***ING BASTERD!!! - [Account reported] Dr. John E. Telex/Foreign Remitance Department
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 29, 2009 6:52 am |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
  = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri May 29, 2009 9:20 am |
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^^^^ nice! we should make this a regular event  |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri May 29, 2009 10:30 am |
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Agreed!
THE FLUMPTY OF THE MONTH AWARD GOES TO... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri May 29, 2009 10:40 am |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri May 29, 2009 11:27 am |
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Well, judging by past years, we're going to have to work hard to maintain standards.
Last year, we had:
* This your behaviour is irelevant and crospolos character.
* you make fool of me in front of my most pestrigeous colleegues
* Unoftunatelly....
* My agent had a tribble actident
* will never stand in your trustless quations
And from the archives:
* we dont want her to be come a newsant to the society.
* the misstake of your name was a typogirifugical error
* remain repturable
* you will die noe by noe you idult
* stop emailing me with some bushites
So, the bar is set very high. Bring 'em on...  |
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"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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junebug
flumpted
Joined: 18 May 2009
Posts: 135
Location: It's mango season!
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Fri May 29, 2009 12:49 pm |
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oooohhhhh thank you thank you! This is terribly generous -- only here a week and a half and already won an award! I'm going to frame this one! |
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"i went home and i told my mum and she fainted saiying that the only hope we have has flumpted so she was rushes to the hospital." --Miss S3k@i R^do
"Listen Madam, I have a wife and she is a woman like you. I cannot mingle in such a stressful and aurgument process."
"You can go to hell with it. Let the Psalms in the bible judge you Lacadaisically."
"THAT IS PUTTING MY ASS ON FIRE,AND I WOULD NOT REALLY LIKE THAT."
"Your Full…Name.
Your full...contact Address.
And also with your Defecation ID.."
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Fri May 29, 2009 6:32 pm |
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Great siggy material! Who needs a comedian when one can bait lads? |
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pabrro
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 May 2009
Posts: 11
Location: Seattle-ish
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Fri May 29, 2009 7:39 pm |
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Flumpt me once, shame on you...
Flumpt me twice, shame on me. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri May 29, 2009 8:03 pm |
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I flumpted as we fell to the hospital! |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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GSN_fan
Hellish Taskmaster
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 537
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Fri May 29, 2009 10:19 pm |
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I like the word incandesces from, "
Our is not ready to receive your incandesces message". |
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Listen very openly Barrister Koffi Adams forward to this or what you sent to him how der you sent such a thing to him with is age am very disapointed in you if by your next mail you could not comeplete sending the right way sorry.
Even my little child know how to send money and give to the taker on how to take it so
Austria is a the name of a country near Australia.
This are the details we required from you so our customer cab infect payment to you.
Our is not ready to receive your incandesces message
send to me their pin code and asses code
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Mjwoody
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Posts: 267
Location: L0wer Ungt0n, UK
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Sat May 30, 2009 1:19 am |
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I'm kind of partial to "stredded" |
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Putting the F-U back in FUN!
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Sat May 30, 2009 1:41 am |
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's comeback film:
The Flumptenator |
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
     
     
  
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat May 30, 2009 4:49 am |
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Flumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Flumpty Dumpty had a great fall...
Congratulations, junebug, on such a predigitationas awrd! and you have been flumpted, too under your name as well. Nice. |
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat May 30, 2009 5:50 am |
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WOW! Is that a record, for a new member to get a custom title? I was here for almost a YEAR before I got mine!
I'm jealous. |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat May 30, 2009 6:01 am |
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Congrats, junebug on your lad, your award, and your custom tag! Eater is a great place, isn't it?
May all your lads always be flumpted when they encounter you! |
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junebug
flumpted
Joined: 18 May 2009
Posts: 135
Location: It's mango season!
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Sat May 30, 2009 1:30 pm |
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You know what happens, though, early success is soooo stressful. You wonder if you'll ever shine quite so brightly again, or if your 15 minutes of fame is entirely spent. I [heart] Eater. You guys are the best. I will endeavor to live up to your high hopes.  |
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"i went home and i told my mum and she fainted saiying that the only hope we have has flumpted so she was rushes to the hospital." --Miss S3k@i R^do
"Listen Madam, I have a wife and she is a woman like you. I cannot mingle in such a stressful and aurgument process."
"You can go to hell with it. Let the Psalms in the bible judge you Lacadaisically."
"THAT IS PUTTING MY ASS ON FIRE,AND I WOULD NOT REALLY LIKE THAT."
"Your Full…Name.
Your full...contact Address.
And also with your Defecation ID.."
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Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Sat May 30, 2009 2:04 pm |
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^^
I'd bet on you and I bet only with loaded dice. Nice work (as per usual ). |
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 Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sat May 30, 2009 4:54 pm |
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Welcome Junebug and I love your new custom tag!
Custom tags are very special and it is wonderful to see that you have been appreciated by the powers that be
It looks lovely on you, so wear it with pride.
Congratulations too for flumpting out your lad. I hope I can do that to a few lads myself.
Thanks for sharing your fun ladisms.
Well done! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Sun May 31, 2009 9:44 pm |
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Now, the key will be to work "flumpted" and all these other marvelous words into your everyday emails with the lads. Gawd, I love de-education. |
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you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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SmartFeed
(Co-bait with Albator)
