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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 28, 2009 11:52 pm |
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Damn! In the past few weeks I've missed two big Eater milestones. First, I passed my two-year mark on May 4. Although I probably shouldnt actually claim that as a milestone, because I did take a multi-month sabbatical. But the fact is I hit two years as an Eater member, for whatever that's worth.
But then, probably YESTERDAY, I hit 2000 posts! How did I miss that? 
Anyway, I'm still here, still causing lad pain, and I guess I'll just have to wait till next May 4 to have a party. You're all invited. Bring tequila. |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
   = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu May 28, 2009 11:55 pm |
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I believe that in the "Eater Articles of Incorporation" you need to claim an Eaterversary on the exact date. Nice try. |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu May 28, 2009 11:56 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary,and happy 2000 posts!Waiting a year doesn't seem fair.Can't we bring the tequila now?  |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri May 29, 2009 12:05 am |
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| I believe that in the "Eater Articles of Incorporation" you need to claim an Eaterversary on the exact date. Nice try. |
@PastorFrank 
Happy eaterversary Cachuma - and congrats on the postwhore status!
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Fri May 29, 2009 12:15 am |
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best of wishes for you (and your lads).
2000 years posting at eater ? respect. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 29, 2009 12:55 am |
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I hearby submit an official proposal to modify the Eater Articles of Incorporation, as follows:
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Eaterversaries may be claimed by Eater members at any time within 6 months of the actual anniversary. An official Eaterversary party may ensue.
Corollary: Any member missing their date by more than one week must provide a bottle of Tequila to each Mod. And not the crap stuff, either. The good shit. Y'know, with a worm in it. And if you miss it by more than a month, the member must eat the worm. |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri May 29, 2009 1:00 am |
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Trust me-the worm is textured tequila tasting-had a guy pay a barkeep $20 to fish it out because he didn't believe I would eat it.By the time you get to that point you don't care.No,you do not hallucinate in spite of the myth. |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri May 29, 2009 1:15 am |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri May 29, 2009 1:35 am |
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Congrat's for hanging in there! |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Fri May 29, 2009 1:43 am |
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Congrats on both counts!~  |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Fri May 29, 2009 2:48 am |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri May 29, 2009 4:02 am |
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Congratulations Cachuma for the 2 x 2,000, that is great timing (as usual!). 
Also to JJJ for your 2 years.  |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri May 29, 2009 4:04 am |
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Happy double whammy, Cachuma! Hey, you came back, that's all that counts! 
edit: OOPS! Congratulations to JJJ, too! ^share the accolades and balloons. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri May 29, 2009 4:08 am |
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| Any member missing their date by more than one week must provide a bottle of Tequila to Pastor Frank, And not the crap stuff, either. The good shit. Y'know, with a worm in it. And if you miss it by more than a month, the member must eat the worm. |
OK, Carry on. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 29, 2009 5:01 am |
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JJJ - Woohoo! Now it's a REAL party! And you don't even have to eat the worm.
Congrats on your milestone! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri May 29, 2009 5:12 am |
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Late to the party as always.  I hope you saved me some tequila, though I'd prefer '59 Lafite. Great to have you here so long, Cachuma! |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri May 29, 2009 5:38 am |
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huh i missed my two years as well Cachuma, by two days
oh well |
Happy eaterversary JJJ
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri May 29, 2009 5:46 am |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 29, 2009 6:22 am |
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^^^Just for that, you have to eat SEVEN worms.
See Pastor Frank. He has all the empty bottles with worms in 'em. (Unless Doc Holiday got to them first...he apparently LIKES the worms!)  |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Fri May 29, 2009 6:56 am |
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I noticed the 2000 nth post, but I thought you didn't want to make a fuss
Well done, darling!
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri May 29, 2009 7:02 am |
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As more and more are adding their milestones, I'll cheat and just say congratulations to all of you forgetful people for all the milestones you missed.
Well Done. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri May 29, 2009 9:23 am |
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oo party party
Cake , booze, interesting people
What more could we ask for? |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri May 29, 2009 2:32 pm |
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Congrats to everyone's late celebrations!
Cupcakes all around!
I guess I better keep a closer eye on my post-whoring so I know when my celebration is! |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 29, 2009 3:40 pm |
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Nanny Ogg, it looks like you get to be one of the "honored guests" as well...you are not that many posts away from your own 2000 mark.
But since you missed it by SUCH a large margin, you have to eat the worm.
Crack some more bottles open! More tequila all around! We need more worms! (Nurse Nasty and Doc Holiday already ate the ones we had....) |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri May 29, 2009 3:45 pm |
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Congrats Cachuma! I am not buying you a hairbrush though... |
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