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Tommo Shanter
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http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5609347/mitsubishi-offers-free-goat-with-ute/
A 'UTE' is an abbreviated term in Ozspeak for 'utility vehicle.' which are extremely popular with tradesmen ('Tradies') here Down Under. |
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sunshine
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Thu May 28, 2009 8:10 am |
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Do you get to choose the goat? |
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N N N
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Thu May 28, 2009 8:15 am |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
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Thu May 28, 2009 9:21 am |
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I know a car-dealer in my city (in Europe).
maybe he will pick up the marketing-idea. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Thu May 28, 2009 9:31 am |
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Depends on how good looking the goat is
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Thu May 28, 2009 9:33 am |
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hmmm
The Aussies have really got a strange notion of what constitutes In Car Entertainment  |
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Yastreb
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Thu May 28, 2009 9:41 am |
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Modify the OP and edit a comment, I suggest (emphasis added):
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| Mitsubishi Motors New Zealand general sales and marketing manager Peter Wilkins said the economy's recovery was in the hands of the rural sector, and goats, like Tritons, were "hardy, versatile units which will integrate directly into existing farm operations". |
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Ms Mockinatrix
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Thu May 28, 2009 9:43 am |
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If the purchaser already had enough goats, Mitsubishi would supply a no-goat package including a five-year/100,000km extended warranty, five free warrant of fitness inspections, 5000km road user charges, five years of roadside assistance and $500 of genuine or approved Triton accessories.
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Q1 are the fitness inspections for the goat?
Q2 how many goats is enough goats?
Q3 how do you float a goat? |
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irishemigrant
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Thu May 28, 2009 9:39 pm |
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@ Yastreb
Poking a stick is fine, but get it right will you,
it's SHEEP in New Zealand, not Goats 
Goats aren't as cuddly and warm when you're camping in the hills  |
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weareborg
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Fri May 29, 2009 6:09 am |
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it's SHEEP in New Zealand, not Goats
Goats aren't as cuddly and warm when you're camping in the hills |
Personnel I prefer Alpacca's, You don't need to bend down to kiss them |
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Yastreb
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Fri May 29, 2009 10:14 am |
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@Irish, I'm not poking a stick - I'm simply pointing out that the story clearly relates to New Zealand, not Australia. Hell, it's not as if Kiwis don't resent being lumped in with Aussies except on Anzac Day! |
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