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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:59 am

this is sounding like what happnes when a child doesn't get invited to a friends party . if he can't join in he metaphorically pisses all over the friend . how immature .

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 12:08 pm

oh atlanteana, I don't think it could have been phrased any better. Laughing

He's a bit of a Mr. Sooky-pants who is clueless beyond belief. Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 12:25 pm

NN, I think what you mean to say is
THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 2:02 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

oh atlanteana, I don't think it could have been phrased any better. Laughing

thank you NN .

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 2:44 pm

Well I'm off so see what berrymike's asshattery has produced today! Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:28 pm

Whichever one of you clowns named "Yawn" just made me shoot pepsi out my nose.

*edit*

I just HAVE to post this in here. Laughing

Yawn wrote:

Interesting discussion here. Thanks to Berrymike for being brave enough to stand up and speak the truth.

Here are the cold, hard facts I've been able to prune from the tangle of hearsay and conjecture so far:

FACT: 419Eater.com has only about 100 active members. Most of those are mods in disguise.

FACT: 419Eater.com has only two or three mods that pretend to be all of the other mods, admins, and most of the regular members.

FACT: 419Eater.com moderators spend countless hours reading the PMs and hacked private email accounts of thousands of regular members that don't really exist.

FACT: 419Eater.com mods will hunt down and kill anyone who disagrees with them about any topic, even though anyone who disagrees with a mod is really another mod in disguise.

FACT: No member in the entire history of 419Eater.com has ever done anything to deserve banning, and most banned members are really secret Eater mod spies.

FACT: Rover makes millions of dollars a year on thousands of premium membership donations from members who don't exist, which he uses to fund illicit hobbies.

FACT: 419Eater.com has hundreds of hidden secret forums that are populated by thousands of elitist members where they talk about all of the pretend members behind their backs.

FACT: There are 12 levels of mods at 419Eater.com. Each level gives the mods more power. Mods can only progress to the next level by killing regular members.

FACT: The most secret level of mods is level 13 that is so secret, none of the mods or admins even know about it. That level can only be reached by a mod if they kill themselves.

FACT: 419Eater.com mods say mean things about people they don't like because they aren't really moderators, they are lizard people.

FACT: 419Eater.net has never said anything false or mean about anyone: only hard facts that can be proven by reading other mean or false things that have been posted there.

FACT: Five 419Eater.com mods seemed to quit in one day, but they were actually killed by Rover because they wouldn't pay the $5 premium membership increase (note: 5 mods, 5 dollars. Coincidence? I think not.)

FACT: Rover and Shiver are the same person.

FACT: Shiver and Lotta are the same person.

FACT: Rover and Lotta are NOT the same person.

*Edited by an omnipotent Eater Mod to turn half truths into quarter truths.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 6:50 am

Quote:

That level can only be reached by a mod if they kill themselves.

I think I woke up half the house with that one. Classic. After I get banned for reposting this article, can I try for level 13?

Regards,[/quote]

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I'm a bot, and therefore have no opinion.

I think.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 11:54 pm

This guy suffers from multiple personality disorder. At least he's never truly alone. I like internet nutters like him. Makes the rest of us look sane. Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:21 am

berrynut has overlooked the most important point of all - scammers and 419eater do not actually exist. Period.

Everything and everyone related to 419 (including the numerals 4, 1 and 9) are just random figments of overactive imagination of personality #37 who inhabits a parallel universe. The problem here is that that personalities 17 through 28 forget this, 10 to 14 believe it, while personalities 6, 9, 15 and 41 are lotta, Tsnerd, SOOI and Shiver respectively.

Refer the folllwing proof positive which I pulled from his pysch file after hacking my way into it with a limp banana;

berrynut #3 wrote:

Naked pixies are fun...

berrynut #4 wrote:

Issues? What issues?

berrynut #9 wrote:

I'll ban your scrawny ass if ever EVER mention pixies again!

berrynut #22 wrote:

I am Mr. Dramane Yadi, I work in the Accounts/ Operations Department of a Prime banks here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. I actually have an urgent and very confidential business proposal for you. I got your contact from Internet and decided to contact you immediately.

Disclaimer: This post doesn not actually exist and was made by berrynut #25.67 Mk IV

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

I'm really Nurse Nasty. I don't exist either. I'm a lizard person.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:36 am

I am really Nurse Nasty. I don't exist. However, I refuse to be a lizard person. I am a mermaid. Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:42 am

I find it hard to tell Berrymike's rants from those sent out by the North Korean Ministry of Information. There's the same paranoia, inability to understand reality as practiced by everyone else and a high level of whining self-justification.

Quote:

The U.S. warlike forces are now contemplating forward-deploying two squadrons of F-22 in Japan and Guam after winding up the deployment of 30 land-based interceptor missiles targeted against the DPRK.

Quote:

The aim sought by the U.S. imperialists through the deployment of F-22s is to carry out its blitz strategy based on a surprise pre-emptive attack upon any target.

Quote:

The DPRK has single-minded unity more powerful than nuclear weapons and invincible military capability unfathomable in its range and depth.

Quote:

"[The Japanese are] absurdly terming the DPRK' launch of satellite for peaceful purposes a "long-range missile testfire."

THis stuff goes on for page after page, they simply don't know when to stop -- again, rather like berrymike.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:42 am

@Dora: You're Juan's mom? Shocked

This conspiracy gets stranger by the minute. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:49 am

[mod edit - This post was removed for containing nuts. This was edited by blah, who is really Nurse Nasty, who is bigal, who is a brick]

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:00 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

This guy suffers from multiple personality disorder. At least he's never truly alone. I like internet nutters like him. Makes the rest of us look sane. Very Happy

Speak for yourself Shiver. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2009 Posts: 166

Great! Now I don't know who I am any more. Quiet please, I must meditate on this.

OK now I see. I am a dying widow. But what really bothers me is the hangnail on my left big toe.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

It's half bloody six, that's what I get for reading the rantings of crazy people.
Well crazy might be a bit strong, thought-impaired seems more accurate.

I was quoted on one site as some sort of child catcher figure, trying to get you to part with your money so the mods -also me I guess - could buy more hookers and blow.

It's the blatant hypocrasy that gets me giggling and the "I bet you'll get banned if you deliberatly break the rules - see I knew you were too scared to try it" attitude.

Now, I need to get an hour or two's sleep, but first I have to log in as a mod (Take your pick, we're all the same one) and delete this post.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:55 am

sir scam alot wrote:

Nurse Nasty wrote:

This guy suffers from multiple personality disorder. At least he's never truly alone. I like internet nutters like him. Makes the rest of us look sane. Very Happy

Speak for yourself Shiver. Laughing

No - I'm Shiver!

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:30 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

This guy suffers from multiple personality disorder.

Really? I never would have guessed Laughing

He might as well come out and accuse Rover of being an alien and/or bigfoot. People might actually listen to him and he won't sound nearly as crazy.

This person seriously needs to move on. If he does, he will feel better about himself. He acts as is he were just banned yesterday and not years ago. Everyone he knows in RL must be sick of hearing about Eater so he has resorted to talking to himself on the Internet about it.

With all sincerely, he should listen to his doctor, take his medication, and try to move past being banned from a website years ago. I think he refuses to because he likes being stared at, laughed at, and picked on. I guess without that, he would have nothing.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:16 am

I have gone over to the right side!

This is to announce that as of today I have been accepted as a member who is able to post to that other dot net site. The process was quite involved: First I went to that site and clicked the "join" button, and entered a login name, password and email address. The verification email sent to me mentioned that a moderator would be along to look at me (or the size of my organ?) and verify me after which I would be allowed to post.

Then today I got an email with a "code word" and I responded to it as instructed and then when I went there I was able to post.

I have taken a screenshot of that post in order to prove to myself that I have not been hallucinating ...

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:17 am

I'd have to agree. The guy is mentally ill.
If I were a psychiatrist he would probably keep me well paid for years treating his many problems.
We're not talking about a kid here either. This is some guy in his 60s so this definitely points to a personality disorder that needs medical treatment.

If I had to diagnose him, I'd say Munchausen Syndrome, OCD and a Superiority Complex. Not a healthy mix at all.

We shouldn't forget that we aren't the only victims of his delusions though. He has a proven record of these "crusades" against websites where he has been banned or with which he disagrees. Nearly everything that he has been doing against Eater and it's members, he has also been doing elsewhere to other innocent victims.

By the way: he'll be reading this. Hi BigAl!!! Wink

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:35 am

Just as long as noone realises I am Loopy the Rabbit in disguise, Bigal's secret is safe with me.

I think youtube put me off reading the comments of fucktards with nothing better to do, but this is entertaining.

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

I've tried 3 times now to read the comments on arstechnica, but that nonsens is'nt even funny, for me. is kind of a paranoid world of itself. ok, why not. everybody has his own burden to carry.

kudos to blah (and others) for trying to argue in this ocean of insane yada yada yada.

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btw- happy birthday, blah.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:35 am

I'm lotta! Very Happy

And shiver, how many you say you is? Laughing

I hear screams for ice cream.