Iz sum dat baad Engwish?

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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:14 pm

Whew, I got this lad off script by asking some inane questions. His off script English is atrociously bad.

Quote:

My Dear;
we reciver your mail and i cant not undestand but i can see nay attached for you what is the attached and i want see it if you attached some thing i never see any thing,

now you how to receiver a call for our agnt sinc but now you the daley your package i have told you in the morning that tomrrow moring our agent will move this country to your country with in 24hours so try to send the money today dears no time to waitnig again our agent will move tomrrow morning,

Dr Anthony Williams

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:25 pm

Oh my God!! I think this is MewingGhecko's lad!!
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=157509

MGhecko is going to get the shakes if he reads this thread...

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:28 pm

Make sure you compliment him on his outstanding grasp of the Engwish language.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:39 pm

blah wrote:

Oh my God!! I think this is MewingGhecko's lad!!
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=157509

Dang, some really bad English there too. Would not be surprised if it is the same lad.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:46 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Crying or Very sad

John Henry, have you checked his IP? If you could PM me his email for comparison?

41.191.85.18 Benin

he went by the name Pet3r Wllliams when I was playing with him, we'll know for sure once he asks for the transfer asking the $$'s be sent to inn0cent nw@bunwanne

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:47 pm

Mangle-ish is a beautiful thing.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:54 pm

mewing_ghecko wrote:

If you could PM me his email for comparison?

oops, disregard my request. I no longer hold rights to that lad.

The lad was sold, as-is, fair and square, to callum. Wink

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:29 pm

mewing_ghecko wrote:

John Henry, have you checked his IP? If you could PM me his email for comparison?

41.191.85.18 Benin

Oooo, close. Three of the four octets are the same, only the last one is different. Just change the last one to 45. Entirely possible that it could be the same person.

mewing_ghecko wrote:

he went by the name Pet3r Wllliams when I was playing with him, we'll know for sure once he asks for the transfer asking the $$'s be sent to inn0cent nw@bunwanne

Same last name, Williams, different first name. Different e-mail completely, even different hosts, but they change a lot I am sure.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:47 pm

mewing_ghecko wrote:

The lad was sold, as-is, fair and square, to callum.

Clearly callum didn't give him the loving home that he deserves!

I'm afraid we should probably put this to a vote MG.

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

I got this little gem this afternoon Smile

Quote:

I am in the tunel since ten hours working on the pipe likages and other welding works, just to come out of the tunel to asses my box

Its actually gives you a headache after a while reading and re-reading the same mangled garbage... but 'pipe likages'? I dare not ask!

JHE - I know traditionally a Doctor's handwriting tends to be somewhat appauling but this is ridiculous heh heh

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:51 pm

Quote:

our agent will move this country to your country

He can move a whole country within 24 hours???

I sure hope that your country is bigger than "this country", otherwise, it will not fit Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 9:08 pm

Just today... Cancer patient's messages went from this

Quote:

I must commend your swift sense of urgency and appropriation towards assisting this noble and selfless venture.I assure you that this task/noble venture is completely legal and devoid of the slightest risk. I write this in acknowledgement of your desire to assist in making this noble venture a success. I must express optimism that this venture will come to fruition swiftly and comprehensively. At this point in my life money means nothing to me, it can not even save me,so I believe there are many people who these monies could help tremendously. This money could be used to alleviate the suffering of thousands ecumenically and to ameliorate the plight of the sick, poor and down trodden. Hence, I crave for your indulgence,to help in actualizing this burning desire to assist the less prvilege in the society and to put my mind at peace and for complete absolution. Words are not enough to encapsulate how relieved I am that you have indicated your desire to assist in executing this noble and humanitarian gesture. I can only pray that the good lord guide you continually.

to this

Quote:

I will want to know what you asking of?You have not sent to me your details,you are asking some question that i am not cleared with.Do please explain further.

because Cammy wanted to know if her religion would be a problem.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 10:14 pm

Said lad simply dropped off the radar. I was thinking he had forgotten to take breath between words. Sad

MG has yet to reply to my request for a refund...

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:20 pm

More jewels from the lad.

Quote:

wr raed receiver your mail this you how to understand us with this now,i have read told you that you the one who are daley your package since but you dont want you to receiver your package to your country,we also i have told to send the deliver fee which is only $55 which i told you to send to deliver your package to your door step,

It should be noted too that this is the guy with the bad math who told me previously that the fee was $95. He cannot even keep his numbers consistent. That last bit from "which I told" on is not too bad actually.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

I don't think this is a lad at all. (' Very Happy

') He is a doctor for heavens sake and everyone knows that a doctor's handwriting is unreadable so why should their emails be any different?

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

Heh heh his spelling is like the sent text messages I read in the morning after a heavy night on the sauce!