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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:21 am

My girlfriend that died in the winter knew along with myself and several others that a certain golddigger in our city would come on to her husband.

She warned him of her and she told us girlfriends that if it got that far to drag her out by the hair.

He has fallen and she has almost moved in. Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Excuse me?

I'm going to bitch about it being up to ME to start a bitch thread.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115003

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:23 am

That's what we need a bloody good bitch thread,,

Nothing like a good old slut convention Wink

But really if your old girl friends hubby has the hots for fresh Pussy, well that's life. And if she moves in, well he's a big boy, that's why she moved in, in the first place. Live and let live, We can't tell how hot the water is, till we stick our "pinkie' in.

And you can't really go round and pack up her stuff and tell her she's moving, until your asked.

Which reminds me of a little story, A mate runs a removal business, does a lot of separation moves, "Don't be here before 10am, type of thing" Anyway he goes round this persons home and gets told . Everything with a green sticker on the truck. So away they go, and his off-sider starts ripping up the carpet. She yells "What the fook are you doing" he shows her the green sticker, and she tells him , "Shit that's the one I dropped"

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 12:57 am

Thanks Craig for finding your bitch thread. I knew there was one somewhere. Wink

I said:

Quote:

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:45 pm

I never bitch!

Please fall right in here and post some bitching.
Laughing

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:55 am

Let's all bitch about SOOI for a change. Very Happy

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MikeH wrote:

. . . . SOOI . . . .

It really really really pisses me off when I don't know what the feking acronym means. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:35 am

Slightly Up Hi...

No wait, I think it's slightlyoutofit (noun. inflatable rabid tree hugging BBQ nibble)

What have I to bitch about? Having to put up with my wifes free-loading 2nd cousin for 11 1/2 weeks. Even my wife and mother-out-law are starting to bitch. 7 days 21 hours remaining...

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 10:25 am

11 1/2 weeks! Shocked

That sucks! Mad

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 8:00 pm

Gold Hat wrote:

MikeH wrote:

. . . . SOOI . . . .

It really really really pisses me off when I don't know what the feking acronym means. Evil or Very Mad

It's really hard to believe that somebody has been here since July 17, 2004 has never been attacked by our favorite rabid squirrel. You would definitely remember his name if you had. Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 8:13 pm

@Corona

Is the lady at least hot?

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 9:51 pm

@Gold Hat - SOOI is the rally cry for the Arkansas Razorbacks.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 11:50 pm

blah, I ask Lovey and he said, "She use to be, but she never had enough boob for me." Laughing

In my opinion, she hasn't taken care of her self and she has aged. jump_4_joy

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:02 am

There is an old saying,that on carefull thought I shall not repeat here,regarding the amount.I do not wish all the lovely ladies of Eater hating me,nor wish the wrath of our excellent mods.It really is a waste though.

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MikeH wrote:

It's really hard to believe that somebody has been here since July 17, 2004 has never been attacked by our favorite rabid squirrel.

All right! . . . all right . . . I get it now Embarassed

Gettin' old . . . when I go out da wife now has to pin a map inside my jacket so I can find my way home. Wink

Titania wrote:

@Gold Hat - SOOI is the rally cry for the Arkansas Razorbacks.

A most amazing team Thumbs up

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:00 am

There tricky bloody things , those "Rabid Squirrels'' Always chewing on someone else's nut's , BUT Drop Bears are worse, and they come out at night Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@ Corona
Yup she's a bitch
Itching powder in her knickers

Laughing

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:52 am

When I see her, I'm going to give her the stare and no words will come from my mouth. She will catch my drift. Mad

Nanny, that's a great idea and I know someone that could put that powder in them knickers. Very Happy

Btw doc, Lovey would say that also. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:25 pm

My bitch is this:

Why is there never a thread in which we can praise SOOI?

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:19 pm

^ I'll take that as a rhetorical question. First time I see 'sooi' and 'praise' in one sentence too.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:35 pm

Forget the itching powder...good old Ben Gay or some other such item works well also. Though I am not sure as well on Females of the species. Just becasreful how far you take things...wouldn't want a stalking charge or restraining order on Eater's Sweetheart now would we.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I'd think someone would notice wintergreen or tigerbalm in their undies.
Go for the itching powder.

Or use biological detergent, that would work in my case

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 pm

On rare days when I want to slap the sh*t out of hubby, I wish the town golddigger on him. Then I calm down and remember how much I love him.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:35 pm

Must be a small town with only one gold digger! Hey, just a thought if you know her email you could post it to a few choice harvester guestbooks or sign her up for all sorts of great offers. It is a subtle usually undetectable method of revenge. i got light revenge on someone once by having a print version of Russian brides sent to his home mailbox (before I was a classy baiter type, so don't ethicize me! I was young and stupid once!). Maybe start getting her set up with expensive jewelry catalogs so she looks high maintenance! Maybe some really expensive vacation brochures for foreign lands? I suggest looking into buying some shares of a private jet!

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:24 pm

Yeah Badger is correct.

Bengay in her toothpaste container. She will probably kill herself by clawing her own mouth out.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:21 pm

Badger, there is only one of those of our age (fifty-twelve) in this tiny place. If it were me, she would come after Lovey and I know that he would not have fallen. He is the choosiest person that I know, I tell ya! Wink

We grew up with her, he did not (nor Lovey) and he is telling that she is a changed person. Rolling Eyes

Love all the ideas, don't think she is into computers, know that the powder/bengay can not happen, but the magazines and such. Very Happy

Btw, my mother-in-law use to say when she was mad at father-in-law, "I wait til he goes to work and clean the toilet with his toothbrush." I still do not know today if she really did that. Laughing