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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri May 22, 2009 12:28 pm |
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A little disagreement with my puppy scammer...
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You seem not to respect the name of GOD,i huge you,plead you several time |
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No, I don't respect the name of GOD. I am an athiest and don't believe in any gods. |
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Alright i understand you don't believe in any GOD... Please in the name of your athiest stop the cheque and issue it to the new name please..please and please.. |
Lads
(PS: No disrespect intended to anyone here who does hold any faith - I just found this hilarious) |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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WhamBam
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 62
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Fri May 22, 2009 12:34 pm |
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Hahaha Very funny stuff!
I think lines like "I huge you" in the first quote, are just seem as normal now, by us baiters. We are so used to the utter crap that reaches our inboxes.... |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri May 22, 2009 12:43 pm |
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Is your atheist the forgiving sort? That's funny. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Brush4
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 May 2009
Posts: 9
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Fri May 22, 2009 12:58 pm |
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please .. please and please!
Got me --
Cheers
Ian |
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John Henry Eden
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 99
Location: Raven Rock
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Fri May 22, 2009 1:15 pm |
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As a Christian I absolutely despise the way lads like to give their false claims of following God and use his name for their crimes.
However, I will say that I did laugh at this. Lads always seem to be worth a good laugh when they screw up so badly. Keep the lad goofs coming! |
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Stamp fee: $5 Dollars
Security keeping fee : $9 Dollars
Total :$95 Dollars |
5 + 9 = 95
It all makes sense now! |
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whajushappen
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Apr 2009
Posts: 183
Location: You will know
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Sat May 23, 2009 1:15 am |
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I figured this site had Gods blessing, because when I show my friends
this site and what you do here, they usually exclaim "JESUS". |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Sat May 23, 2009 3:41 pm |
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Is that a new and better version of "I *Heart* You"? |
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net
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Sat May 23, 2009 3:53 pm |
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I have an atheist character who scares off mugu after mugu. All he does is request that God's name is not mentioned in any correspondence, and he'll give whatever help he wants.
Result: they run away almost every time.
I guess some are programmed to "scam in the name of God" *spit* Absolutely disgusting. |
_________________ --BobCat
"I AM SEEK AND TIRED OF THIS AND I DONT THINK I CAN CONTINUE ANYMORE" Jul13t N0rm@n
"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t N0rm@n (rebaited from another character)
" I THINK WE HAVE TO PUT END TO THIS GAME,AND REASON WHY I SAID THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN NOT CONTINUE WITH GOING TO WESTERN UNION" Dr Bens0n
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE TO GET A MAGA IS NOT EASY MAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSE ME FOR TWO WEEKS NOW I CAN PAY MY HOUSE RENT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SEND MY FAMILY OUT OF THE HOUSE WE LIVE" Dr @d3kun13 Bens0n
"I THOUGHT I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED WHY ARE YOU STRESSING US OUT." - Mu$@ H0us3
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat May 23, 2009 11:29 pm |
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Well, my baiter characters are either unconcerned about religion (Brad), no longer a believer (Mal), or devoutly Asatru (Cammy).
Brad just ignores references to God and talks on other matters.
Mal generally states his loss of faith some way into the bait.
Cammy announces her religion as early as possible, particularly if the Lad is playing the religion card openly.
I don't think it's cost me a bait yet, at least not directly. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sun May 24, 2009 7:24 pm |
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Sunshine i could kiss you! You just gave me an idea to de-educate a lad. |
_________________ www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Sun May 24, 2009 9:22 pm |
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My anti-all-religion atheist is getting along well with everyone, and has her Romance Lads giving up their religion for her.
My disinterested-in-the-subject agnostic does not go down so well.
My collection of Christians are popular.
But I had to ditch my Jewish character, because not a single Lad wrote back to her once she mentioned her religion. |
_________________ x14
It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun May 24, 2009 9:40 pm |
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@ sunshine I love it
My longest bet so far involved a made up religion which the lad had no problem with, well HIS religion is money and his temple w U office.
I even sent him picture after picture of Beltane
He still wanted to marry me ( guess my millions over rode any religious difficulties)
Has anyone baited as Pastafarian, can we expezt Spaghetti Monster trophies? |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sun May 24, 2009 9:54 pm |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Sun May 24, 2009 10:35 pm |
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Branwen wrote: |
But I had to ditch my Jewish character, because not a single Lad wrote back to her once she mentioned her religion. |
maybe send pictures? |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon May 25, 2009 12:31 am |
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John Henry Eden wrote: |
As a Christian I absolutely despise the way lads like to give their false claims of following God and use his name for their crimes. |
I don't mean to steer this off-course, but what makes you think that the lads are making "false claims" about that?
One thing I enjoyed in my early days is trying to get into lads' heads. I would do this in numerous ways, including pretending to be a guyman, an oga, a confessor-listenerer (is there a word for that), a EFCC agent, and so forth. Sometimes even just paying attention to their patterns is enough, though. In any case, what I got through all of that is that lads are very religious and very superstitious.
I'm sure I'm not the first person on this forum to pick that up. I mean, that even explains why church baits have such a tremendously high success rate.
EDIT: I'm sorry, I didn't wrap this up. Basically, the moral of the story is that in this intellectual warfare, the best way to expand your arsenal is to understand what makes your adversary tick. Remember, this is a battle of wits, not firepower. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon May 25, 2009 1:25 am |
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NickTheCop wrote: |
Remember, this is a battle of wits, not firepower. |
You sure you don't mean a battle with twits? Or is that just the kind of lad I attract? |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon May 25, 2009 1:27 am |
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^^ Don't be so complacent. Lads may seem like idiots to us (and for good reason), but don't forget that they still manage to scam innocent people out of their monies. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon May 25, 2009 1:30 am |
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I formally withdraw any attempt at humour from this thread and shall beat myself over the head with a bunch of limp rhubarb stalks until such time as lotta says enough is enough.
<strike>You sure you don't mean a battle with twits? Or is that just the kind of lad I attract?</strike> |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon May 25, 2009 1:36 am |
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My humor receptors are in desperate need of recharging. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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