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fashmo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2006
Posts: 1693
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Mon May 18, 2009 10:58 am |
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Goes live
linky
Wolfram
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Why the insult you are raining on me
The correction regarding your gender is noted.
The word sir is an official rerm used as a mark of respect irrespective of sex
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Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Mon May 18, 2009 11:41 am |
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Article wrote: |
It aims to give people direct answers to queries |
Curious -C- wrote: |
if a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would a woodchuck chuck |
The Thingy wrote: |
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input. |
I am not convinced.
On the other hand, it did manage to tell me the population, elevation and the current wind speed of the city I live in. |
_________________ x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Mon May 18, 2009 12:37 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon May 18, 2009 1:54 pm |
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My colleague just found it doesn't know about Haar transformations, even though they are well described at Wolfram's own maths site Some knowledge base. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon May 18, 2009 2:15 pm |
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It works for me!
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Input interpretation:
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Result:
To get to the other side.
Computed by Wolfram Mathematica |
30 years of development have not been wasted. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon May 18, 2009 3:56 pm |
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I asked it "During the Napoleonic Wars what was the name of Villeneuve's Flagship?" and it didn't understand
Type the same thing into Google gave me the answer (Bucentaure) straight away.
However when I asked it to calculate d/dx ((x^2+1)(x^2-1)) I got the right answer plus a nice graph of the function and the indefinite integral - so as a freebie interface to Mathematica it rocks |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Mon May 18, 2009 4:16 pm |
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No matter how much I try, I can't get it to comprehend that Adam Smith is a person. Yet it knows some ridiculous local celebrities, their birth date and place and could probably tell me their shoe size too. What gives ? |
_________________ x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon May 18, 2009 4:16 pm |
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I asked it "Who am I" and it came back with my IP details.
So I asked it "Who are you", which it interpreted as "What are you" and answered "I am a computational knowledge engine."
Then i asked it "What is your name" and it replied "My name is Wolfram|Alpha."
and "how old are you" - "2.595 days" |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Knid
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2009
Posts: 166
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Mon May 18, 2009 4:38 pm |
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The technology must have been derived from Deep Thought. I asked it "what is the meaning of life?"
It's response "42."
I must say, it did come up with the answer considerably faster than Deep Thought did. But when I asked it what the ultimate question was, it was no help. I guess we still have a lot of work to do in that department. |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Mon May 18, 2009 7:32 pm |
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i asked it to 'multiply 6 by 9' and it gave the answer 54
then i asked 'What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?" and it didn't know.
clearly it can't handle cultural references |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Mon May 18, 2009 7:42 pm |
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For the record, it has no idea why birds suddenly appear. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon May 18, 2009 8:29 pm |
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briefs or boxers?
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Knid
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2009
Posts: 166
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Posted:
Mon May 18, 2009 8:44 pm |
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Me:
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what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow |
Wolfram:
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there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant)
(asked of a general swallow (but not answered) in Monty Python's Holy Grail.) |
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Posted:
Tue May 19, 2009 9:24 pm |
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i asked "search"
it resonded:
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Input interpretation:
hit
Common prefix forms:
kilohit | megahit |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Posted:
Tue May 19, 2009 10:10 pm |
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I asked it if God exists:
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Additional functionality for this topic is under development...
Leave your email address to be notified when it is ready. |
Great!! The answer to the ultimate question will soon arrive in my catcher account. |
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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