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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Something a lad of mine is hatching to charge me another $7500 for. Says he'll hook me up with a real good lawyer to do that. I said I am rich and have my own lawyer, give me the contacts. I want to get this document and have one before dealing with what I know is one of his other characters. The doc is a FIRS from the Nigerian "head office":
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| This is to acknowledge your banking details again. For the final transfer of your funds you have to obtain the FIRS Certificate from the Head office here in Nigeria and it will cost you $7,500 for the one and half years. So you get back to me so that i can guide you on how to Pay the Money for the FIRS certificate. I will introduce a Notable Lawyer to you that will help you for the Notorization before the transfer is made. Thank you , congratulation and have a nice weekend . Waiting to hear from you. |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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JohnBoko
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 15
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Mon May 18, 2009 8:31 pm |
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F'd In Rectal Space? |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Mon May 18, 2009 9:11 pm |
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Looks like a perfect opportunity to have the lad explain it to you. Hope you don't drag it out for a few days because you confuse it with something here that requires a FIRS document (make up something like False Instance Revenue Statement for those that cheat on taxes). |
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maninblack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 313
Location: Reality, But it's an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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Mon May 18, 2009 11:37 pm |
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FIRS - Funding International Rotten Scammers ? |
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New scammer species:
The Financially Challenged (Nulnumerus maninblackicum): Lad who makes up their own exchange rates. 237 euros of =1060 pounds
The Indecisive (Erraticus maninblackicum): Lad who puts differing answers down for the same questions on seperate attempts at getting their MTCN on MTCN V@ult
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Well i just want to know if it is Sandra my girlfriend that you are having sex with now , How can you collect my money and also fucking my girlfriend what the hell on this earth have i done to you that make you to be treating me this way, No one as ever make me shed tears long time ago but you are making me to do it now what have i done to you. |
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Tom_Walker
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 May 2009
Posts: 43
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FIRS - Found In Rubbish Squirming? |
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GSN_fan
Hellish Taskmaster
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 537
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Tue May 19, 2009 12:48 am |
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FIRS- Fraud is Really Simple. Used by scammers. :O |
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Listen very openly Barrister Koffi Adams forward to this or what you sent to him how der you sent such a thing to him with is age am very disapointed in you if by your next mail you could not comeplete sending the right way sorry.
Even my little child know how to send money and give to the taker on how to take it so
Austria is a the name of a country near Australia.
This are the details we required from you so our customer cab infect payment to you.
Our is not ready to receive your incandesces message
send to me their pin code and asses code
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Tue May 19, 2009 1:50 am |
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FIRS - Federal Inland Revenue Service |
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Me - Viva La Revolution! Ernest Kojo - WHAT REVALUATION?
Johnson Christian -THE GUY YOU WHERE DEALING WITH FROM NIGERIA WAS A VICTIM OF THE RUBBERS WHO KILLED HIM
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Tue May 19, 2009 3:45 am |
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I have requested a FIST document before though  |
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I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue May 19, 2009 8:03 am |
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F@#$ing Idiots Require Slapping. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue May 19, 2009 8:57 am |
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Get details! I want to know everything about that document, and there had better be a lot of difficult technical questions on it (as opposed to What Colour? Green like you see on Westy forms) to be worth even 7,500 Zimbabwean Dollars. |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue May 19, 2009 10:44 am |
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How much? He's having a laugh. Say you already have a FIRS Certificate from your legals.
Generators:
Here
Or
Here
He'll say it's fake or you must have his one. Get him to send his to you so you can compare the difference and you'll get it for nothing.  |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Tue May 19, 2009 11:00 am |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue May 19, 2009 7:17 pm |
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Well, just to wrap this up, it turns out that Sid Vicious was actually correct! I just spotted this in a format that our esteemed member ScammedOut posted here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=164990&highlight=
Towards the bottom of the format is this line:
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The only money I paid was just $8,200 for Federal Inland Revenue
Services (F.I.R.S).
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So, Sid, I don't know if you get a prize...but you won.  |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue May 19, 2009 8:32 pm |
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Cachuma has got it! Sid is correct as to what the Acronym is representing! He has won a fabulous prize, indeed! Of course he will have to cover demurrage, customs fees, shipping, and fill out some forms before receiving it.  |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Tue May 19, 2009 8:39 pm |
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^^^ I have a strange sense of Deja Vu here!!! |
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Me - Viva La Revolution! Ernest Kojo - WHAT REVALUATION?
Johnson Christian -THE GUY YOU WHERE DEALING WITH FROM NIGERIA WAS A VICTIM OF THE RUBBERS WHO KILLED HIM
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Tue May 19, 2009 9:03 pm |
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congrats to sid,
was it guessed or from search ?
nevermind, fill out the PCF, have some change for the delivery-boi, and get the bollocks. |
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Tue May 19, 2009 9:16 pm |
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congrats to sid,
was it guessed or from search ?
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No, I actually had a Gold lad use it on me about 2 weeks ago. So i called him out on it and he came up with 'Federal Inland Revenue Service' |
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Me - Viva La Revolution! Ernest Kojo - WHAT REVALUATION?
Johnson Christian -THE GUY YOU WHERE DEALING WITH FROM NIGERIA WAS A VICTIM OF THE RUBBERS WHO KILLED HIM
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