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drab
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Joined: 20 Apr 2009
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Sun May 17, 2009 11:47 am |
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But he didn't get it?
I thought it was pretty universal:
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan."
He didn't get it. Oh well, I will have to try harder to make my new friend laugh. |
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Jay leno
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GordonBennett
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Sun May 17, 2009 12:19 pm |
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I thought it was a good one  |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sun May 17, 2009 12:40 pm |
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@ Jay. You gotta be a Yank to appreciate it.
An equivalent in proper English would be this:
"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
If it had four it would be a saloon".
If anyone else has any American "jokes" that they would like translated into real English, feel free to PM them to me. |
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r2d2
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Sun May 17, 2009 3:06 pm |
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^^ we are two nations divided by a common language |
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HarvestMoon
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Sun May 17, 2009 3:28 pm |
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It might not be just a language thing. In a lot of countries chickens are just allowed to roam free around the yard and do not necessarily live in a their own "house" (coop).
To clarify a bit further: "yard" in the US is "garden" to those who speak "proper" English. |
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Doodle Bug
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Sun May 17, 2009 4:11 pm |
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| In a lot of countries chickens |
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r2d2
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Sun May 17, 2009 7:02 pm |
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| It might not be just a language thing |
oh, i think it is.
i just looked in websters, and it seems that coop and coupe can be pronounced the same way in the usa.
hence the joke is a wordplay to american ears.
in england we always pronounce the 'e' in coupe, as we recognise it as a french word which ought to have an accent.
but we pronounce coop same as our american brothers, so it's not funny to our ears. |
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Titania
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Sun May 17, 2009 10:54 pm |
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| If it had four it would be a saloon |
Do you mean the chickens would be drunk? 
Yes - another discommonality in language. In the USA, a saloon is a drinking establishment, what the Brits call a pub.
But you knew that, didn't you? |
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GordonBennett
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Mon May 18, 2009 4:23 am |
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| Squirrel Nutkin wrote: |
| You gotta be a Yank to appreciate it |
Hey! Don't imply I'm a Yank. What an insult to a Pom. |
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windypops
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Mon May 18, 2009 6:00 am |
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This lad needs to laugh a bit more. I think a joke a day is in order.
My submission.:
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work. |
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Mon May 18, 2009 6:46 am |
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Q Why do elephants have big ears?
A Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.. |
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N N N
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Mon May 18, 2009 6:52 am |
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Brings a whole new meaning to the old gag ...
Q. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A. "Because it's coupe was on the other side"
Anyway ... I got the first joke ... and I'm a Brit. (Good morning to all of you out there in the colonies)
What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.
Why do elephants have long trunks?
Because sheep don't have strings. |
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GordonBennett
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Mon May 18, 2009 10:49 am |
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In that vein
Q What do vampires use for teabags?
A Used tampons |
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Ghost
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Mon May 18, 2009 11:41 am |
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@drab - A comment or joke like that will completely go over a lad's head. I doubt he would even try to understand it.
To others, please remember we have thread dedicated to jokes below
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=134462
Lets try to keep the jokes that are told for the sole purpose of telling a joke in one place
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