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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat May 16, 2009 2:54 am |
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This is the last email I got from my lad after I sent him to Western Union for the second time and he came up empty.
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I refer to the above. It is so disheartening that uptill this time you cannot be sincere to yourself. It baffles me this morning, that as soon as we resummed duty officially after the new year and sala holidays in our country,my secretary went to the western union ofice to collect the money for the dispatch of your parcel, only to be told again
that there is no match found.What a disgrace man.
How long will you continue to fool yourself. Stop dressing us in A BORROWED ROBE. Listen, Kennicott, it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE, [I Googled this expression and came up empty] to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action.
I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. |
"A BORROWED ROBE"? "An ILEDAN EYE"? Is anybody familiar with these expressions? I've looked around with no luck.
This was part of a lottery bait and I managed to drag it out for four weeks. I've observed that these guys disengage from lottery scams if they can't collect in about ten days. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat May 16, 2009 3:29 am |
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I don't know what the "Iledan eye" means but if you've kept a lottery lad on the hook for four weeks you are to be commended! As you said, most twig quickly. Great job, except I should slap you with a 'warned' tag for embarrassing his secretary. Don't do it again. Until tomorrow, anyway. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat May 16, 2009 3:36 am |
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drab
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2009
Posts: 120
Location: USA
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Sat May 16, 2009 10:29 am |
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If you are really curious there is a translation request thread at the nairaland.com forums. Apparently even the natives have trouble with all the lingo. |
_________________ "Drab like crab stupid"
"do b fool again go fuck mum, stupid ass bastard"
"SORRY UR MONEY CAN'T BUY MY SOUL DEVIL"
"I did not ask your to sendme money gram form and shit"
"you can see now that you are a big fool"
"did you know that you are what you send to me"
"DO U HAVE MONEY THAN JESUS??? U ARE A DEAD MAN LOOKIN FOR WHO TO TAKE ALONG GO FUCK UR MUM HOLE
DEAD PIG"
"You are a fool and your mama is an idiot"
"please i can't understant who is the devil, i need help from you. GOD bless you."
"DIE IN HELL MURDER FUCKER"
"hello i is time 4 u to stop being a punk go 4k ur mum in hell"
"i can u feed u fool and ur entire blood fucking familly"
"U THINK I WILL EVER GAVE SUCH ILLITRATE LIKE U MY NUMBER
I GAVE U M GIRL FRIEND`s NO" |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Sat May 16, 2009 10:34 am |
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"The thane of cawdor lives.why do you dress me in borrowed robes?" is a rather obscure Macbeth quote.
See here
Although the idea of a scammer being interested in Shakespeare is very odd.
Good siggy material. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat May 16, 2009 12:08 pm |
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Embarrassing a lottery lad at the bank is a noteworthy achievement. Here's hoping you become an even greater chaff as the bait goes on |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Stealth
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 552
Location: Upside down!
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Sat May 16, 2009 12:12 pm |
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True kudos if you got him 'embarrassed'. Now its time to send him some real igbo abuse (preferably relating to deviant activity with goats). |
_________________ x9 x more than a few |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Sat May 16, 2009 1:19 pm |
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lakeside77 wrote: |
"BORROWED ROBE" ... I've looked around with no luck |
google has no trouble finding that phrase with the extra keyword 'nigeria'.
but i came up empty on 'iledan eye' - i'm guessing it means 'evil eye' |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat May 16, 2009 2:54 pm |
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Now let's see how long it takes for him to notice... |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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