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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Thu May 14, 2009 7:26 am |
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In response to one of my pet's, I decided to sprout a random language (which I made up) to him....
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Vando
Castor franks jut as man ye tremolo asakin da money is fantastico, wet oran de stipple fot destrol. Ach da money alcha craperi delta western send?
Polo Roncho
Prunes |
Awwww..... He's confused
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Attn: Prunella Scales
You have to write in english or translate your message to english for us to process your fund.
John Smith |
But of course, I can only read English, not write it 
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Vasto John
Spreche littler Englishico, strabberto hasty tremendous inta cuallico.
Wastaa trelem hasto inda rallegi?
Cansto ich more detail?
Pollo Roncho |
He's intruiged and want's to know what language I am speaking...
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Dear Prunella Scales,
Please what kind of langauge are you speaking so that we could seek for translator. Because I have never come across your langugage before.
Please specify your spoken language.
John Smith
Control Officer
Foreign Payment Department
Bank of England |
I decided that a trip to the outer hebrides in Scotland would be nice at this time of year, but you have to be careful of those sexually transmitted diseases...
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John Smith
Imbo racncha aka satoko von da island im Scotland. Hammy stule in da ratchet Scottish, askew knowla da languagina?
Pesto un trenslator in da bem homo sex treppid herpes?
Cannes teadii?
Pollo
Prunes
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But unfortunately, he can't find a Scottish translator 
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Attn:Prunella
We are sorry to inform you that we are unable to get a scotish translator, you are hereby advice to source for someone who willbe transalating for you as we did not understand your language and we can not complete the release of your payment without the due procedures.
Get a transaltor and write in English.
John Smith
Control Officer
Foreign Payment Department
Bank of England |
Anyone care to translate for him?  |
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Marthataran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 64
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Thu May 14, 2009 7:53 am |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Thu May 14, 2009 8:13 am |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu May 14, 2009 8:17 am |
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Do we happen to have a "Translator" in any toolkit which just happens to "process" translation in up to five minutes per sentence? (hint hint)  |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Thu May 14, 2009 9:40 am |
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i think the lad needs to pay for an interpreter
and be sure to include phrases like 'western union' in your messages |
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Inkerman
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 384
Location: North of the Border
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Thu May 14, 2009 5:51 pm |
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PM Sent. |
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Stealth
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 552
Location: Upside down!
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Fri May 15, 2009 12:37 pm |
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| http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/ has a number of translators to different British dialects - Scottish, Cockney, Brummie ... |
Strewth sport that site is lower than a goanna's bum, must have been created by a septic tank or a bludging kiwi. |
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Fri May 15, 2009 1:27 pm |
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Jeez, he speaks a lot of languages....
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Attn: Prunella
If you can wite in Spanish, Portuguese, Greek, Norwegian, Polish, French those are the languages I understand very well.
Send your contact information to process the release document of your fund. |
Time to get our friend Inkerman involved to do some Scottish Translation at £100 P/H
Perhaps you could give him a discount if you can translate into your "1st language of Greek"? |
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you are trying to ask me if Iam a robber? is this correct? - Dr Usman
My own version meaning of the word (SCAM) {The Transaction you will start that will never end! - Kw3s1
Sometimes the truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off - Kw3s1
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Fri May 15, 2009 2:12 pm |
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If you like I could give him a ring, using my finest Rab C Nesbitt brogue, although someone will need to translate the outer Hebridean for me |
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Inkerman
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 384
Location: North of the Border
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Fri May 15, 2009 4:25 pm |
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Och mon, ye dinna ken how tae blether.
Yon sassenach Sm1th will be greetin' by line twa.
He'll have his first few pro gratis. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri May 15, 2009 4:31 pm |
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Tell him you only speak Jockanese. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri May 15, 2009 4:36 pm |
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Jings Crivens an help ma boab
He disnae unerstaun yer havers?
noooo aw big jobs
I'd engage one of the many Nac Mac Feegles to translate |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Fri May 15, 2009 4:55 pm |
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ok so Nanny and Inkerman have got the teuchter market sewn up,
Im still available for threatening glaswegian drunk services...(no actual voice changing required) |
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