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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat May 09, 2009 10:17 am |
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I have one catcher that gets hit by these daily. Some of 'em would've fitted right into a Carry-On script.
Today's examples:
'Your big tool will be like a soldier: big, strong and always ready.'
'We hae the best alarm-clocks for your small fellow down there.'
'Aid your bed event'
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'Are you sick because the size of your stick?'
Who the hell thinks them up? I thought Frankie Howard was dead. |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Sat May 09, 2009 11:25 am |
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Over a year ago on my work email, I would get tons of spam for a related product that you might say compliments v1agra. I had to do a search to find an example of this spam. Luckily they were funny and odd enough that they have been immortalized on some people's blogs. Most of these spams were memorable for using a great word: whizgiggle. These spams constantly changed the words to get around spam filters, but the sentence structure was the same. An example I found:
Females always whizgiggled at me and even boys did in the open lavatory! Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M_E GA D IK for 3 months and now my phallus is dreadfully greater than world.
A web search on whizgiggle will bring up more of these.. |
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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat May 09, 2009 4:39 pm |
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'We have the best alarm-clocks for your small fellow down there.' |
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Dec 11, 2007
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat May 09, 2009 5:18 pm |
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These were in my catcher account today:
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Make it a stick of pleasure |
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Dreaming about her friends beating your time? |
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Want to be like a tiger in bed? Time to be thinner |
Isn't the last one exactly not what Viagra is about? |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat May 09, 2009 7:47 pm |
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Getting thinner does help.
Winfrey's favourite TV doc, Dr. Mehmet Oz, recently linked weight loss to apparent growth of the male member. "If you lose 35 pounds, if you're a male, you are gaining one inch of penis length," he trumpeted.
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat May 09, 2009 10:36 pm |
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^^ That would be great if the dude in my email was selling diet pills but he was selling Mycoxafloppin pills. AFAIK, that shit doesn't help you lose more than a couple of fluid ounces.
Telling people to go on a diet would be doing himself out of a spam job.
And if that was the case, he'd just be stiffing himself.
edit: Ah. The website in the link I got sells Viagra and diet pills - everything an impotent lardarse needs.
That reminds me: I must email Jojobean. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun May 10, 2009 7:26 pm |
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I'e had everything from trains going into tunnels ( did get me interested for a nano second ) to give it to your couple ( ? )
diet drugs
acai berries
but now they're venturing into antiviral drugs
now THAT'S adapting to the market forces |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon May 11, 2009 11:59 am |
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Connie L. Gus wrote: |
Getting thinner does help.
Winfrey's favourite TV doc, Dr. Mehmet Oz, recently linked weight loss to apparent growth of the male member. "If you lose 35 pounds, if you're a male, you are gaining one inch of penis length," he trumpeted.
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Wow. That's impressive. That means I have some mammoth potential in there. Let's see... a current 10", plus 1" for every 35lbs I lose? I'm sporting a 20" in there. Thanks for the advice. |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon May 11, 2009 12:28 pm |
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YOUR PEN15 HAS WON $10,000,000!!!! |
I can dream can't I. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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GSN_fan
Hellish Taskmaster
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 537
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Wed May 13, 2009 4:26 am |
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If your manhood is a motor, our products make it work like F-1 bolide's one |
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Listen very openly Barrister Koffi Adams forward to this or what you sent to him how der you sent such a thing to him with is age am very disapointed in you if by your next mail you could not comeplete sending the right way sorry.
Even my little child know how to send money and give to the taker on how to take it so
Austria is a the name of a country near Australia.
This are the details we required from you so our customer cab infect payment to you.
Our is not ready to receive your incandesces message
send to me their pin code and asses code
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Wed May 13, 2009 11:55 am |
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I used to work at an engineering company, and was in charge of the emails.
The day that I got one of these messages with the phrase "Meat Machinery" in it, I nearly died of the giggles. |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Wed May 13, 2009 12:55 pm |
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just got this email header
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You will become a hero in her eyes after giving her the best in-out in her life. |
and I thought of you .... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed May 13, 2009 1:23 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed May 13, 2009 1:49 pm |
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JojoBigBean wrote: |
I'm sporting a 20" in there |
You would come out of retirement for a thread such as this, wouldn't you. Btw, what's your phone no.? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed May 13, 2009 1:58 pm |
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I get squillions of these in one of my baiting accounts, shows I've seriously upset someone. From today's batch:
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Few blue-pills on vacation will ensure your macho power. Don't try luck!
Your pants' key from her bedroom! |
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hoist your belove sexual event with relef of fine meds. |
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Your bedroom doesnt smell like passion anymore? Change it. |
Or open the window. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun May 17, 2009 6:10 am |
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Is sex The Proof Of Yur Love For Your Partner? |
Duh! |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon May 18, 2009 9:35 pm |
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* Super-ChargedSexDrive
* Rock-so1id Hardness
* Feel bigger, wider, and fuller (to you and to HER)
* Throbbing powerful blood flow to thePenis
* .1ntense, long-lasting iErections
* Outstanding control and stamina
* Strong and fast recovery for multiple repeat sessions!
* Big, impressiveEjaculations
* Increased confidence andSexualChemistry
* More rapidArousal
* Greater, morePleasurable sensations
* Harder and more frequent iErections
* Massive, earth-shattering0rgasms
* All-night staying power
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.. And that's just the beginning. |
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"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue May 19, 2009 4:03 pm |
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Make your pecker firmer |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Tue May 19, 2009 4:05 pm |
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Be sure in your hose |
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_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
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Diana Prince
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2008
Posts: 101
Location: in my invisible airplane
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Mon May 25, 2009 1:01 pm |
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Your virile stamina will return to you like a boomerang. |
Newly arrived message this morning on a rarely-used account (which, by the way, is accessed via an e-mail system called "SquirrelMail." ) |
_________________ Mr Gomer-ette
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon May 25, 2009 2:53 pm |
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My nonprofit sees a daily stream of these too. (The smiley is actually from the original email)
Today's gem:
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With our pharm you'll have sword-like dick ! Conquer women with him ! |
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