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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:28 pm

Welcome to our little corner of the internet! Very Happy

If you're going to lag our forums, at least sign up and introduce yourselves! Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Get off my lawn!

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:22 pm

From the look of your lawn, there is not much to worry about. Wink

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:22 pm

125 guests currently hmmm has the word of beer and hookers spread from premium.

Or has someone dropped a pound coin in general Question

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:27 pm

To be fair to the Guests: I wouldn't sign up to any forum that you four freakazoids are members of.

They're probably here to gaze upon my beauty.

Come my pretties. Soon you shall be mine.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:29 pm

Dont listen to the squirrels its not just his droppings that are nuts

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:32 pm

Were we in the news somewhere? Why do people suddenly decide to 'all' come have a look over here?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

HarvestMoon wrote:

From the look of your lawn, there is not much to worry about.

Reported as being intolerant and hurtful. Let us remember, we project an image here on the main page.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:39 pm

Master of Puppets wrote:

Were we in the news somewhere?

Baiting Nigerian scammers for fun (not so much for profit)

Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Indeed, welcome all Smile

If you read the comments on that article, I make myself out to be a bastard. Stick around, and try me Wink

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:50 pm

Hanging out with Ostriches and tree dwelling rodents is profit enough Wink

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:57 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

Get off my lawn!

Reported as being intolerant and not very helpful.

Welcome all visitors to Eater! Please enjoy your visit! Ignore the crazy ass squirrel and the impostor Pastor. And please direct ALL your questions to Craig007 via the PM system. (You must register first to use it.)

Glad to have you here! Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:01 pm

The guest numbers have halved in the last hour..the credit must be running out at the internet cafe or maybe reading the posts is much too hard work Razz

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Hi, folks. Very Happy

I assure you that 98% *of us aren't 'vigilantes' - we don't run about with goofy berets, packing 'heat', and hiding behind big chunks or grates/armor plating/tin-foil.

Take what you read with a grain of salt.

*we try to weed out the other two percent...they tend to be fruit-loops.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:22 pm

Did anyone read the debate in the comments on that article? It seems to me that the eater forum would do well do collect cold hard facts and statistics on scamming so that we can be more prepared to enter such debates. It doesn't help our cause to have so many ignorantly believing our cause to be unjust.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:24 pm

I just logged on. Maybe it was me? Confused

Welcome all you guests who remain. Very Happy

Please sign up, like the nice ostrich asked, and we'll give you a warm welcome you'll never forget!

I'll go get the cake and ice cream.

BTW - Craig is not as scary as he sounds, Pastor Frank is rarely if ever grumpy, and Dora is sweet as apple pie. The squirrel? He's off his rocker!
(Only some of this is true, but you have to join to find out.) Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2009 Posts: 31

"He was waiting for me to arrive on a flight that I wasn't actually on. I told him to show up with a black backpack and hold it very very close to his chest (that's how I would know that it was him). Airport security didn't find it amusing, apparently, and thought he was acting suspicious," blah said.

LOL_sign

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

It seems to me that the eater forum would do well do collect cold hard facts and statistics on

Been there, done that. Don't care. A search will show that this comes up all of the time.

Nobody ever reads, and people just spend their time knee-jerking.

That is how things work.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

@DoraTheExplorer

You soften me up every time.

Welcome visitors, enjoy your time here.

@Dora, can I go back to being an asshole now?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:28 pm

Tsnerd wrote:

*we try to weed out the other two percent...they tend to be fruit-loops.

Then they promote them to Mods Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:34 pm

Pastor Frank: Yes, you may now be your loveable, asshole-self again. Wink

Slap: Chocolate cake and chocolate chip mint ice cream please? Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:48 pm

A new record:

Quote:

Most users ever online was 722 on Mon May 11, 2009 11:12 pm

That beats the 713 users who were online on the night that Jojobean came out of the closet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

That beats the 713 users who were online on the night that Jojobean came out of the closet.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I was very proud if him.

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:12 am

70+ new members today

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:18 am

@Scorpio

Collecting facts and figures wastes our time and doesn't do any good anyway. Those who heed such things are already in harmony with us, and those who are out of harmony won't pay any attention anyway. They've made up their minds and are not about to change them.

Lad-hugging and victim-bashing makes them feel virtuous for some reason. Confused

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