Shivers is a god!

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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:44 pm

recently joined but just wanted to give kudos to shivers as he was the one that turned me on to this obsession, as it is rapidly becoming. any favourite shiver baits anyone?

reprobait

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

We all admired him, until his recent incarceration. It is truly a fall from grace; poor bastard.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Who would have thought that they would use him as a poster-boy for what happens to abusers of the library book lending program Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

@Tsnerd

It's a slippery slope, I'm glad they stopped him when they did.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:37 am

I'm confused.have i missed something?

reprobait

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

^^^ only the fact that you've just joined a site full of smart alecs. Wink

Welcome.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:57 am

Shiver is no longer with us. There is a strong documented history of the Shiver and his run in with the Greater Britannia Library System. Don't worry yourself about it.

If he were here to read this he would be humble and say,

If Shiver were available - He wrote:

Thank you for your kind words. I am not a god, nor have ever claim deity status. The one time I did when I was in Fiji and the locals thought sacrificing me to their volcano would bring them 1000 years of peace. I however talked my way out of it, but the benefits of deity worship was far too good to pass up. They offered me free coconuts and hammocks. In regards to scambaiting, I must thank Nurse Nasty for everything she taught me.

Shiver - RIP

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:47 am

My understanding was that there never was a "Shiver", he was a figment of the firmament and was really a group of people who used the penname of "Shiver".

Once this was unmasked, the character os "Shiver" had to be retired and truth will rule the planet. The following song was penned in his honour.

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then truth will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the Age of Shiverous
The Age of
Shiverous! Shiverous!

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind's true liberation
Shiverous! Shiverous!

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then truth will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the Age of Shiverous
The Age of Shiverous
Shiverous! Shiverous!

Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in

RIP Shiver who ever you were.

Edited with apologies to the Fifth D.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Ima Baeder wrote:

only the fact that you've just joined a site full of smart alecs. Wink

So, I suppose that any references to his latent homosexual tendencies would be in poor taste?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:52 am

I heard he was assembled from bits and pieces of alien technology that fell off space ships on their regular visits to our planet.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:21 am

The real truth is he's been fully assimilated by the Borg, and is now
known as "First Prime Regal Shiver" He can't reply on here as he's
been in his regeneration pod now for months, while the collective,
ingest his baiting powers.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:30 am

^^WAB^^ . . . . NICE Laughing

reprobait: Hang around for awhile, the smart alecs grow on you . . . like MRSA Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 74

I heard he retired and became The Stig

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

You wouldn't know Reprob8, by any chance?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Posts: 62

Is this shiver guy single? I'm kinda looking, but don't wanna seem desperate... someone put in a good word for me?! Wink

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:47 am

Consider it done...

...or NOT! Very Happy

This is not a dating site, it is a BAITING site (except on Valentine's Day)... Cool

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

WhamBam wrote:

Is this shiver guy single?

He has some "issues". Are you sure you want to meet him?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:32 am

They say he was born in a mental asylum and only sleeps one hour a night. He's truly a great man.

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:34 am

I miss shiver! Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^^^So do I.

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:51 am

We need a campaign to bring shiver back. Maybe we could enlist the help of a few lads. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2009 Posts: 31

Want me to get in contact with Joe Eboh?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:48 am

^^ Agreed. I wouldn't want him back as a god though. It really went to his head the last time. Rolling Eyes

Maybe if he came back as a minor deity. Wink

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:23 am

We could make him the minor celestial being of Documents, with a red seal of approval? That's like ultra important and would keep him and the cult satisfied.

Plus I think we need to sacrifice a virgin for his return, and I'll be lads lap taffy if you can find one around here... and don't say Corona. There is at least 50 of us who'll dispute that one.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:17 am

I heard Shiver won that competition to be the caretaker on a Paradise Island and he's now living off the coast of Australia.