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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:20 pm

Yeah

Another idea I had, don´t we need a new Vice President?

Therefore, a Welcome Banner from our MM office in Lagos? Wink

(The 0budu Three)

EDIT Sunday. Sent this as TY reply to JohnK. His seven buddies need some feedback from MM through John...

Quote:

Excellent work, John! My regards to all your companions. And nice to see Chrls, and you, and Mlke (not sure about his face) again.

Who are the other people, please? I was prepared for four (4) members in toto.

Have a nice Sunday, and do not worry. Being a God-fearing person, it´s the spirit of Suum Cuique to achieve the ultimate goal in life.
--
Faithfully yours, R. O

A Burkina lad just took the MM logo out off the form, put it in an email and typed off the first pages of the form:

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THE APPLICATION PLEASE CONFIRM.

M00seknuckle Modeling

Enterprises LLC

1-10

"We show everything

at its best!"

Application for Model

Agent / Representative

Section 1 — Background

Title Mr:

Full name: (MR. 4BDUL AL 4Ll.

Residential address ( Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

Daytime telephone number (

Evening telephone number

Emails address ([email protected].

Postal code: (OBP 1331 BF

Current Occupation (if applicable) (BANKER

Mother's name (RlLA ALI.

Father's name (if known) (ALl OUDRAOGOU.

Marital status (MARRIED

Date of birth (16 APRIL 1961 ( SEX Male

5 oldest children (3 CHILDREN):

Alive? 1. SHADlE ALl. 2. D0D0 ALl. 3 BRAMAH ALl.

Here is my Personal Data / Profile.

(1) Date of Birth: 11th April 1961
(2) Place of birth: Fada N'g0urma.
(3) Height: 1.99
(4) Weights: 84 kg, not permanent.
(5) Sex: male.
(6) Qualification: m.b.a in economics.
(7) Occupation: banker.
( Cool

Present position: (BOA) file/auditing debt. Manager.
(9) Working experience Sad

t.i.c) insurance Banjul Gambia, & presently in (BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
(10) Marital status: married with 3 children.
(11) Province of Origin or state: Bobo-dioulasso.
(12) Nationality: Burkina Faso West Africa.
(13) Blood type: ax.
(14) Home: dad, mum with 2 brothers, my wife & 3 children.
(15) Passport no: A1oo8622.
(16) Driving licence no: JF o814o.
(17) Hobbies: listing to music & instructs school kids.
(1 Cool

H.I.V test: negative.
(19) Life policies: always sober & calm.
(20) Life styles: corporate & decent.
(21) Work in a kitty: don’t take it personal.
(22) Favourite food: snacks & rice.
(23) Favourite drinks: soft drinks.
(24) Aim: to resign from bank & become an international business man. (25) Family adage: to whom much is given, much is expected. Office address:

Thank you once again, it’s I can provide as my information for the application.

Waiting your urgent reply,

Mr. AbduI AI AIi.

With his career at the BOA, I wonder why he would want to become a model , at the age of 48 - but that´s lads for you! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:01 pm

JohnK is hotter than ever to work anything for MM Very Happy

I sent him this yesterday, because Craig has accepted to play our new company (vice) president.

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Dear John,

This is yet another terribly busy week with screenings, applications, and bank appointments but I think the managing team has found an able successor of Jack S, he would already start next week, and all duties, assignments, payments and office work that has had to be dealt with does now appear to be carried out immediately in early May. Wish us luck so that we can welcome another crack investor to fill the gap that Jack has left when he died so unexpectedly.

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

Lad comes back - Craig, it´s time for the bad news then Smile

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Randall,
I am happy to receive the good news and expectations of high hopes in advance by the grace of God.
Actually, i keep my fingers crossed believing that as long as you are concerned i John won,t have any problem going forward in m00seknuckle, No Nile No Egypt, If i am anything today in the company it, s you Randall that God used to uplift me, you introduced me to the company and made my way thru Jack. so I will ever look unto you as a child look unto the hands of his father.
Great expectations Randall. with due respect.
John.

The bad news be that our new boss has decided to cut down costs and NOT realize the Lagos MM office! Laughing

How about it? Shall we write this to him tonight? We meaning you?
And does Mr. M have a pic for the MM site?

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 1:55 am

Thankgod, the safariist. Not good performance but he sounds so much like "going through the proverbial brown salon" Wink

that I must like him for that Smile

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Thanks

Dear Mr.R O,

Thank you for your good wishes, i appreciate,yes i am ok now by the grace of God.

I was discharge Yesterday evening from the hospital but i am so weak that i did not check my mailbox, it is this evening that i check and saw your mail.

I will send my picture with the ID as soon as possible.

I will always deliver well if i am well accepted in your company to work as your company agent here in GHANA..

Thanks for believing in me, i will never let you down.

May God bless you

Regards,
Mr.ThankGod.O.O

You would be number 10. Mewing_ghecko surely needed weeks to design this security thing (after having bought the license from thomas-the-tank for gazillions of raw diamonds), he deserves a tenth holder!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:42 pm

Welcome to M00seknukle9+++++<my new kitty did that!), Craig! Very Happy

And what is the new vice president's name?

Thankgod is a real keeper. We must make sure we treat him well, as he has such dedication to the company. Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:48 pm

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Good Morning Mr.RandaII 0Idman,

I get the picture this morning, but the problem is that for all the places i went to snap the picture before i can be able to get this one, the whole write up in the id is not showing, they said it is because the right up is ver small.

I hope you can work it out through computer, because i believe my picture is highly important

Please i hope to hear the best from you.

Thank you and God bless.

Have a very wonderful day ahead.

Regards,
Mr.ThankGod O O

^^ 1970ies disco fever haircut ?

EDIT Could we make him get a proper outfit, like Disco Stu?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:01 am

It's Lincoln Hayes, from the old tv show "The Mod Squad!" Laughing

I knew I recognized him from somewhere. Smile

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 7:26 pm

Someone called Randy just now, i.e. endured 2:30 minutes of Macarena, to leave 4 solid seconds of breathless silence. While it was ringing, I was in the M00seknuckle Pool Hall...SlapHappy, it´s MY turn on the arcade next!!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 3:38 pm

Pat received an email from Mike F@v0ur, who has not written to her since March 10th. What a surprise! Very Happy

Is he desperate to do real modeling work? Wink

His two lads are A1g0n0di0n S0l0m0n and Aigb3di0n B0se. Funny he didn't tell me what he really wanted. I'm sure he will eventually. In the meantime, why not talk about Spring! and fun! Laughing

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from F@vour Mik3
to Patrici@ Cr0kin
date Fri, May 1, 2009 at 1:44 PM
subject BEAUTIFUL

Dear,
How is life overthere? i hope things are splendid.happy weekend from mike.
=======
Dear Mike,
How have you been? We have all been well here. We have lots of new employee prospects, and just finished a show in Ghana, which was well received by our sponsors.
The weather here in Chicago has been wonderful! Spring is here, and the trees and flowers are starting to grow after the long winter. This past weekend, we went to the annual May Day parade, and had fun watching all the magical puppets dance down the streets. We ate cotton candy and popcorn, and watched the children dance too. It was fantastic!
What did you do for May Day weekend? Did you celebrate International Worker's Day? Did you have parades as well?
Nice to hear from you, Mike. Please write again soon.
Warmest Regards,
P@t Cr0kin

I attached this pic. Laughing

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:14 pm

I don´t know what to say Laughing

I was too busy in the M00seknuckle Arcade Hall (to beat SlapHappy´s "Space Invaders" highscore), so Thankg0d feels a little neglected:

Quote:

Am counting on you

Dear Mr.R O,

I have not hear from you ever since i sent my picture to you, i want to confirm if you get it.

I am waiting to hear from you.

Thank you and God bless.

Regards,
Mr.ThankGod O O

I don´t know what to do with him. My mind wanders between Prudential, lad deck project and more forms...well, one doesn´t rule out the other.

They all want to know the "nest line of action". Damn, I´m missing Otterfan´s input.

Just chatting with Mister X about a possible assignment involving drawing the Birds of Nigeria.

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:49 pm

mr TG is good in letting people working for him, and collecting the u$d for all the hard work he had to do with the contract..

the plan is to let him make an sort off art book off drawing "birds of nigeria"
in B&W, seen trugh the eyes off the local people (artists?)

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:21 pm

@ MGK Wow - 29 model pics in by Lucky !! All with a MM line!

The lad sent the first 10 to you, the other 19, oddly enough still addressing J3remy, to Randy, so let me post the latter 19 for you, plus the accompanying emails, leaving the first 10 to you Smile

But...might she be an ITP Question

WHat shall we do? Post them, or not?

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:33 pm

Massage back from Lucky Very Happy

Quote:

MailHeader info:

from: 7unk3m 1nternational <[email protected]>
Received: from web23704.mail.ird.yahoo.com web23704.mail.ird.yahoo.com [87.248.115.62])
Received: from [196.3.182.250] by web23704.mail

87.248.115.62 United Kingdom (London)*
196.3.182.250 Nigeria (Abuja)*

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Attn: J3remy Skr1mly

Dear Sir,

I am sorry for the delay. We have been finding it difficult to get the request colour your company mentioned, at times we will see the top and we will not get down part of it, we can see the down part of and we will not get top so it too me so much time to get this far. But now, we managed to get two colours which I will send you the photos right away and you choose the best among all.

I am still sending you the yellow of colour of it.

Regards,

7ucky Uch3ndu

With some nice model photos as i had request it some time ago..

10 photos of the model in white lingerie:

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:52 pm

Quote:

Attn: J3r3my Skr1mly

Dear Sir,

Please take a look at the yellow photos.

Regards,

7ucky Uch3ndu

With some nice model photos as i had request it some time ago..

10 photos of the model in yellow lingerie:

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:23 pm

My replay to mr Lucky:

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Hello Lucky,

Thanks for the photos. The are very good so on first looking at.
I need to make an meeting with the board members for next week,
so that i can show them all the work you have done sofar.
After next week i will been able to sent a mail back about
how it did go in that meeting.

Best regards,
J0hn B0sh

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:53 pm

Hmmpf...look at photo no 1, for example Sad

September 4, 2006
It´s 2,5 years old Sad

NIKON D80 Kamera

Well.. all made around half past 10 PM on that same day.

I think this is a scam Very Happy

They are wonderful but we can´t accept them anyway: They all carry Jack´s name as MM boss, and Jack is dead. Mr. Merri0t would never sponsor them!

EDIT I´m lost. According to Wikipedia, the Nikon D80 was introduced in August 2006, cost some 900 Euros then. Can it just be a wrong date setting?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:58 am

Sleepless wants the lads to pose in stuff like this, homemade of course!
http://www.abcunderwear.com/hicoki.html Laughing

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 9:04 am

You mean this?

Quote:

Highlander Costume Kilt

Highlander Costume Kilt, Highlander Lycra Kilt With Shoulder Strap. Plaid. Saint Patrick;s Day outfit. Halloween Scotsman costume. Adult costume. Kilt costume for events or plays or a gift idea! 2 sizes.

Well, if Craig wants to invest in this, how could we resist? Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:55 am

Already an quick replay from Lucky U.

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Dear J0hn B0sh,
Thanks for your mail. As you are about having meeting with the board of members, one of the most difficult problems I face with my model is the payment arranagement.You should seriously discuss about the payment the model will expect at the end of day. It is always the first thing they want to know before I can take the photograph I the issue of payment. As it is right now, I give then allowance before they could come up for job with that none of them will show up. The system of business over is totally different of what you have in United States.

I will also want to know how often M00s3knuckl3 M0d37ing Enterpris3s LLC need photograph for other model that I have. I have a lot of model that interested in the business.

I wait for the outcome of the meeting with the board member.

Regards,

Lucky Uch3ndu

Mr L always starts over the money$.. payments by MM Wink

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:12 am

Mister X wrote:

one of the most difficult problems I face ... is the payment arranagement.

I know

that´s why we never touch this subject - MM is about dedication and arts and not money. That´s how it is done in the "US", he may take it or leave it Very Happy

Aah, yes, and it´s also about work :

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Dear John,

As promised, we have had a busy and laborious weekend with meeting many new people, introducing Mr. Merri0t (our new designated Vice President) (also known as Craig here)into the world of model journals, sponsored events and public relation. I haven´t found time to sit still for a minute until now.

I have a work offer especially for you : A sponsor from the Netherlands (you might want to talk to Mr. B0sh about details since he introduced the client) has addressed our agency about creating a new logo for Olympic sportswear to be marketed around the Olympic Games in South Africa for 2012.

We have been talking a lot together and I personally consider it a fantastic opportunity for new dedicated people to create a brand with a minimum of contacts in the industry and with minimal funding. After all, we need to do some work while maximizing the company´s profits

It is about creating a brand logo for a sports fashion line of products.

If we see the black and white draft of at least three birds of Nigeria, we can give it to the printer. With computer enhancement, it will grace the new collection.

In our part of the world, this was one of the first things that came into our minds, the proficiency of African artmanship.

Especially in the world of financial crisis and enonomical turmoil, it´s many people who long for the true, real values of life : man and labor.

"The Birds of Africa" is to be scheduled as a product line to start to be produced this July - assuming you deliver a few fitting drafts for artistic drawings about typical Birds of Africa.

What do you think? When can we start? I would totally rely on your suggestions and submissions (remember, three drawings would be enough to choose from), being the leader of the M00seknuckle Office of Lagos, Nigeria.
--
Faithfully yours, R. O

Slightly reworded, also sent the same to Thankgod - who might have expected a different reply. Well, we´ll see what happens. That´s how we do business : it´s more work, and perhaps payment, rather than payment and avoiding work. Call it the M00seknuckle way Wink

EDIT Sent similar thing to TG :

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Dear Thankg0d,

Your photograph is accepted. While it is hard to spot the M00seknuckle logo, it is nevertheless perfectly clear that you are indeed our Ghanaian M00seknuckle Modeling Agent. It is also of sufficient quality to be taken as a basis for your MM employee badge.

As promised, we have had a busy and laborious weekend with meeting many new people, introducing Mr. Merri0t (our new designated Vice President) into the world of model journals, sponsored events and public relation. I haven´t found time to sit still for a minute until now.

I have a work offer especially for you : A sponsor from the Netherlands (you might want to talk to Mr. B0sh about details since he introduced the client) has addressed our agency about creating a new logo for Olympic sportswear to be marketed around the Olympic Games in South Africa for 2012.

We have been talking a lot together and I personally consider it a fantastic opportunity for new dedicated people to create a brand with a minimum of contacts in the industry and with minimal funding. After all, we need to do some work while maximizing the company´s profits

It is about creating a brand logo for a sports fashion line of products.

If we see the black and white draft of at least three birds of Nigeria, we can give it to the printer. With computer enhancement, it will grace the new collection.

In our part of the world, this was one of the first things that came into our minds, the proficiency of African artmanship.

Especially in the world of financial crisis and enonomical turmoil, it´s many people who long for the true, real values of life : man and labor.

"The Birds of Africa" is to be scheduled as a product line to start to be produced this July - assuming you deliver a few fitting drafts for artistic drawings about typical Birds of Africa.

What do you think? When can we start? I would totally rely on your suggestions and submissions (remember, three drawings would be enough to choose from), being our man at the city center of Accra, Ghana, West Africa.

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

As always, I shudder when I read it again - how could anyone do it? (Well i won´t be disappointed then if no one does it but MM would so much like to have a small art trophy...)

OK...if he should send in stolen pics from the web, we can bring in "copyright problems, therefore totally unacceptable".
If he should "hesitate" in any way, then it´s a good time to mention the new Vice President´s (Craig´s) plans of cutting costs and closing down the Nigerian office of MM "for lack of creativity and efficiency".

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:12 pm

those pictures above are BS. I assume they are for a client proposal?

It is clearly explained to the agent that the pictures are to have the client/company name displayed in the picture. This is why we NEVER discuss business over the phone and always by email, so there is no misunderstanding and the agent is clear on our requirements.

it's not our fault if they're too stupid to follow instructions.

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:17 pm

ThankGod wrote:

Dear R O,

I receive your mail, but i am not in Nigeria how can i get or see Nigerian bird to draft. ooops!

Beside i don't know if i am well accepted in your company.

Sir as a young Africa man i promise to use my God given talent to contribute a lot in the industry, that is my word and i stand on that.

How do i know that i have been employed into the M00seknuckle industry?

And how will i talk to Mr.B0sh about the details?

Sir i am totally committed to work in your industry, i will appreciate if you offer me that help and make my dreams come through, i promise i will never let you down.

Please don't disappoint me, all my hope is in this your job,i hope you will not turn me down.

As you know i have been doing every thing possibly best to see that i am employed in the industry, even when you requested that i live my city to come to Tamale for us to meet so that i can sign the contract papers i do, though it did not work out, and which make me to came back to Accra very disappointed, but i take that as one of the sacrified i have to make to move to the top, base on the story you told me one certain time about how you are a tailor and how you come to work with the industry, i am following your path because i see you as my mentor in the modelling industry. This story always works Smile

I am waiting to hear from you.

Have a nice day ahead

Regards,

Mr.ThankGod O O.

JohnK wrote:

GOOD/ A PROJECT TO SPONSOR

Randall,
Thanks alot for your mail and offer of a job oportunity, actually i will take it upoun myself to giving you the best but please do me this great favour i will want to be introduce to the new vice president as a matter of fact, send to me his email address and phone numbers, again you said you would want me to talk with mr B0sh but you,ve not given me any of his contact, can you please do this for me..
MEANWHILE, I WAS HAVING A PROJECT AT HAND IN M00SEKNUCKLE NAME CAN YOU PLEASE GO THRU THE MAIL BELOW. WITH THIS CONTEST, WE WILL MAKE RAW CASH FOR THE COMPANY AND ASWELL CATCH UP WITH YOUNG MODELLS FOR M00SEKNUCKLE IF ONLY THEY COULD SPONSOR THIS GREAT PROJECT, BELOW ARE ALL IT COULD TAKE.TAGGED THE ALL HIGHER INSTITUTION BEAUTY PEAGANT. FOR MISS M00SEKNUCKLE 2009.

How was your weekend and your family?i believe it was nice.The all university beauty pageant i told you about is to recruit only three person among all the applicant that will apply for the beauty pageant.The criteria for selecting will base on each individual pageant will provide to prospective delegates its particular methods of competition and scoring. For example, has a unique scoring system wherein delegates have the potential of earning a score of 120%. The breakdown is 25% evening wear (may be pants or gown), 25% athletic wear, 50% personal interview, and an optional 10% for an achievement portfolio.Photogenic will provide 10% of the score based upon submission of required photos.

Size no longer is a limiting factor as many competitions espouse the goal of "natural" beauty,size/height ratios.

On the other hand, there will be a consolation prize for the three winners that will be selected based on this criteria.I am only interested in recruiting three models that will fit in with the goals and mission of our company.

Short Detail of the Expenditure

This is the short detailed information that i will need to organize a successful beauty pageant for m00seknuckle to recruit models for the company and an avenue to create awareness to the Nigeria society about our company.
HALL:A hall will be hire for the venue of the modeling contest event.The hall will accommodate about 1000 audience.
Television\Radio Jungles:The media house will be important because of there work to the society.The media will be a medium in which information will be disseminate to the hooks and cranks of the state and beyond for full participation,and concrete awareness.
POSTERS and HANDBILLS:Our target applicants are students of higher institution,polytechnic,and college of education.The posters will be paste in this location to create awareness to the students.
Hotel Accommodation:It will serve in terms of accommodation for our jury,performing artiste,moderator,and disc joker(DJ).
STAGE DECORATION:We are going to employ the service of professional in stage decoration and lighting to add glamor to the event.
VIDEO COVERAGE:The event will be cover by camera men for the company library and archive for reference point.
SECURITY:There will be solid arrangement for security agents to prevent crime and torts penetrating into the event.
DISC JOKER:Will be solely responsible to play soft music in the event and for the relaxation of the audience.
PERFORMING ARTISTE:The performing artiste will as an interlude to entertain the audience at the middle of the event.
PRIZE:The three person that will emerge as the new face of m00seknuckle are going to be encourage and motivate to put there best for m00seknuckle as models.
Endeavour to get back to me soon.

BEST REGARD,
TEAM LEADER, mr JOHN

He is proposing his own safari, now his own show Exclamation

slight ethic issues about this one. The Birds of Nigeria, I meant bird drawings, not "birds" Wink

Craig!! Get to work !! (pretty please)
And Mister X, please email him as well, he needs the focus on the "Birds" clothes line (three drawings...) Smile

We must not lose these boys Smile

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:54 pm

Extra mail sended to TG:

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Hello ThankGod,

As mr R3nd4II already had send you a email with the new asignment about a sponsor from
The Netherlands about an idea to add a new logo for his company sportswear.
Becouse that the marketed of this new sportswear logo would be in Africa during the Olympic Games for 2012.
The client has done a minor change in the requests, it is now changed in "Birds of Africa".

The requests is still to deliver three (3) Black and White drawings made by a pencil, by a member of an African country.
The other request is that the birds must be drawn on a paper / carton in a A4 format.

I have done some research for that client and have found for you a list birds in your country Ghana.
The link is -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_of_Ghana

The client has also give us an example off how a bird drawing must look like made by a pencil.
ThankGod i let you free in the choice what sort off birds you want to let draw by the people,
as long as it is birds from your own country.

Best regards,

J0hn B0sh
M00seknuckl3 M0d3ling

Extra mail sended to JohnK:

Quote:

Hello John,

As mr R3nd4II already had send you a email with the new asignment about a sponsor from
The Netherlands about an idea to add a new logo for his company sportswear.
Becouse that the marketed of this new sportswear logo would be in Africa during the Olympic Games for 2012.
The client has done a minor change in the requests, it is now changed in "Birds of Africa".

The requests is still to deliver three (3) Black and White drawings made by a pencil, by a member of an African country.
The other request is that the birds must be drawn on a paper / carton in a A4 format.

I have done some research for that client and have found for you a list birds in your country Nigeria.
The link is -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_of_Nigeria

The client has also give us an example off how a bird drawing must look like made by a pencil.
John i let you free in the choice what sort off birds you want to let draw by the people,
as long as it are birds from your own country.

Best regards,

J0hn B0sh
M00seknuckl3 M0d3ling

Example file added at the both emails:

Edit:
Did found an nice link to how 2 draw a bird: http://www.allaboutdrawings.com/bird-drawings.html

Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:47 pm

Well done, Mister X Very Happy

This just off to JohnK from me:

Quote:

Dear John,
I have instructed Mr. B0sh with details about your assignment. I hope he will be contacting you shortly. He is a nice guy - please discuss details of birds and sizes with him.

I cannot hide from you the fact that Mr. Merri0t is being critical about investments into new agents at the moment - this is the chance for you to show your dedication into the artistic aspect of getting sponsorship support. He wishes to see results - he said to me, under four eyes, that this is the chance to determine if all the faith and trust that Jack has put into the Lagos group of M00seknuckle Modeling is justified.

I wish you good luck with this small assignment. I will continue to speak in your favor at the next meeting in the afternoon.

Regards, R

So even if Craig is not emailing him directly, his character can still serve as "invisible person of power" Very Happy

And a slight variation goes off to Mr. ThankGod:

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Dear ThankG0d,

I have instructed Mr. B0sh to write you with details about your assignment. I hope he will be contacting you shortly. He is a nice guy - please discuss details of birds and sizes with him.

Of course you are officially employed with our company! It´s just the matter of convincing the new Vice President, Mr. Merri0t, of your compatibility and efficiency as an agent. Agents do use their connections and local networks to get support. Agents are being paid by us and it is up to them how much they will pay their supporters, artists, consultants and models. We just pay out a global payment and it is up to you, the agent, to decide how much your employee´s work is to be valued. We simply trust in your knowledge of the market - that´s why we are interested in you as a Ghanaian agent!

I cannot hide from you the fact that Mr. Merri0t is being critical about investments into new agents at the moment - this is the chance for you to show your dedication into the artistic aspect of getting sponsorship support. He wishes to see results - he said to me, under four eyes, that this is the chance to determine if all the faith and trust that Jack and I have been putting into you as the Accra agent of M00seknuckle Modeling is justified.

I wish you good luck with this small assignment. I will continue to speak in your favor at the next meeting in the afternoon.

Regards, R

EDIT 7 hours later. ThankG0d´s reply in Very Happy

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I appreciate all that you have been doing for me.

Dear Mr.R O,

First of all i will start by thanking you for having confidence in me, i promise you and Jack that i will never let you guys down,i will do all i can to live up to you guys expectations.

Yes Mr.B0sh have contacted me, he have also given me guildlines on how to go with the assignment, i have now understand what exactly i am ask to do.

Soon i will finish with the assignment and send it to you.

Once again i thank you for your support in speaking on behalf of me.

Thanks and God bless.

Regards,
Mr.ThankGod O O

I love him for that email Very Happy

chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Quote:

Hello John,

I am also John, but I'm better than you. You should know I cut the shit, and get to the point. I expect results, or people will be chopped from the organsiation. There is no room for error. We expect assignments in on time.

I don't do pleasant. I am curt. I am elated to be VP for the company, but that's about all that makes me smile. My big fat salary.

Toe the line,

John

and same to Thank God, except with name change.

I feel the economic crisis is making me cynical Laughing

Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:14 pm

I had today got the replay mails from them both Very Happy

Replay from TG:

Quote:

Dear Mr.B0sh,

Thank you for your guildlines on how to go about on the assignment that was given to me by M00seknuckl3 M0d3ling industry to draw 3 African birds.

I am now on the assignment and will get back to you as soon as i am through with it.

Once again i thank you for your explanations.

Regards,
Mr.Th4nkG0d Obinn@ Ofo3kw3.

Replay from John K:

Quote:

Hi John,
It,s a pleasure to know that you are my name sake so we can aswell work together,
No problem, allow me make my research over the weekend and i will get back to you in due cause.
Meanwhile i wish i could be linked wioth your phone numbers as well we can always talk.
Cherrio, John

Sended directly the phonenumber to JK:

Quote:

Hello John,

Thanks for your quick replay.
Its always good to take time for doing a deep research on a asignment,
it sounds to me that your very profesional in what your doing.

Here you have the company redirect phone number + I 2O6 98A E6E6
At the end off the tape you have to select the number that corespondate
with my name J0hn B0sh, you will get forwarded to my cellphone or my voicemail.

Good to have you in my team, John it will me a pleasure to work with you.

Best regards,
J0hn B0sh

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