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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:17 am |
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What do you think of this for a bait.
~Money for dirt~ should go down well
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Thanks for your e-mail. However, I'm sorry I cannot complete
this deal with you ('and act as next of kin', 'be your partner').
I work for the worlds largest international oil company, and am advising you that I cannot involve myself with
any private/personal dealing. I am also not allowed to e-mail contact details due
to security concerns they have with their employees. They would scan my e-mail
and delete.
However we are interested in 'said country'as a possible
location in our search for oil deposits. If you could send me some details as a 'resident' ' you might be able to enrol in our 'Discovery Program'. We pay for oil deposits found on private land. This includes farm and
other small holdings.
All we require is for you to send 'soil samples' from your local area. (local
area must be specified in the land bill document I will provide in your
response)
We 'pay' the following commission for 'perfect' samples as it is cheaper than sending survey personnel and equipment abroad:
1kg prime soil (dark black in color): $4,000 - $10,000 USD
1kg iron ore soil (dark to light red in color): $2,000 - $4,000 USD
1kg sulphur soil (light yellow to white in color) : $2,000 - $3,000 USD
Please do not send 'brown color' soil samples as these are degenerate.
You may test the quality of the soil with the various methods.
1) Mix 200 grams of soil with water in a bottle and shake well. Allow to settle
for at least 2 days.
2) Pour out the water into a clear (clean) dish. Do not use a dish that has
been used for cooking with oil.
3) Check the soil for traces of oil slick. You may see a film of oil on the
surface of the water , this appears as rainbow of colors to the eye. You can
also sample the water by taste but make sure this water is clean and free of
bacteria 'boiled water' when applied to the soil.
4) If the soil sample shows traces of oil. Take photos of the soil sample on a
clear background and send the pictures to me via e-mail. I will determine if
the soil is of sample grade quality.
5) If this soil has been graded by myself as grade A, B or C. Package the
sample exactly 1kg in metal foil and make into a square package. Wrap with a
lot of cellophane then into parcel paper. Write the grade on the top of the
package on a sticker or on the brown paper.
5) Send the soil sample via your local mail services to address below.
6) We will forward the payment directly
to your bank account or via money transfer, whichever you prefer. We will also
refund your P & P.
CHEMICAL TEST LAB
Add your faveourite bait address here.
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They might bite and start sending soil samples wrapped suspicioucly as 1kg of Cocaine, especially as its being sent to Chemical test lab and has 'High Grade C' written on the envelope.
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:35 am |
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Just don't have it sent to any members dropbox. Soil contains contaminants (bacteria and microbes) and is illegal to send through the mail. Customs will pull it aside and may investigate why soil is being sent somewhere.
If you prefer there is nothing wrong with lads digging a hole 6 metres deep so he can document the sedimentary layers and provide a detailed report on the quality of the soil, and at least 3 tonne of samples which will be collected by geologists 100km North of his current position. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:35 am |
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It's a bit too long, I don't think many lads will read it all the way through.
Plus, It looks like you just trying humiliate lads and make them look stupid which I am against. |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:48 am |
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Nurse Nasty is right - a lad will dig a hole for you if you ask nicely:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159521&start=425
I am sure Windypops would help. |
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