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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:02 am |
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We're going to get a leaflet containing advice from the government.
That's all we need.
Arrest anyone who sneezes indoors. |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:23 am |
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^^
I know, very funny - how to pass mass germs from hand to hand around the country on a single day - do a mass leaflet drop! |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:47 am |
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Jay leno wrote: |
It was on NWT
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Even more interesting that it hasn't been allowed on the national news yet! |
It was the Canadian woman? Surely you have heard about it? Its what everyone at work has been talking about. It was in a hospital in Sale to be exact
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just make sure you apply a liberal dose of HP sauce to any bacon butties prior to consumption..
The hospital I work at , the big one on Oxford Road has the Clinical Sciences department for the whole of the North West, (they research Ebola and other nasties) and they have not yet gone on alert, although that may change as this develops. |
I been reliably informed that red sauce has the same properties as HP making the bacon safe (I can't stand bacon so I is safe)
She applied at that hospital recently (If your reffering to Manchester Royal) If you ever go NMGH its the dirtest hospital ever, They always got something, so they are on high alert frequently (Their idea of high alert is to mop the floor and maybe clean)
I can't wait to read this "leaflet" they are going to send to everyone, Will it be as interesting as "Preparing for Emergencies" Now that was a classic! I still got my book
If you want to read this masterpeice then go here:
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Governmentcitizensandrights/Dealingwithemergencies/Preparingforemergencies/DG_176035?IdcService=GET_FILE&dID=189524&Rendition=Web
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Of course, there are always going to be particular occasions when you should not “go in” to a building,
for example if there is a fire. Otherwise: GO IN, STAY IN, TUNE IN. |
yes because we all go into burning buildings
Tin foil hats at the ready chaps![/quote] |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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Location: Trumpton
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:29 am |
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The Metro newspaper in the UK had an article this morning about the peak in scam e-mails about the 'flu. Most appear to be 'phishers' |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:18 am |
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news now has the revised death toll at 7.
Does this mean that 140 zombies just walked out of the hospital?
There must be little else happening in the world. |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:38 am |
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@Harrya - I think that the total number of confirmed deaths. The others can't be confirmed as being from Swine flu.
Personally, I can't make up my mind whether or not to be worried about this or not. Most of it seems to be media hype (probably to distract from the recent Budget in the UK, and the recession). Anyone else remember the day that British troops were found inside the borders of Iran, where they really weren't supposed to be, and then the day after it was "BIRD FLU!!!!!!!". A couple of days after that, no mention of bird flu. < / conspiracy theories>
It doesn't help that I have a mix of the cold and hayfever at the moment, and my other half is down with the cold as well. You should have see mother in laws face when we both sneezed on Sunday |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
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Location: Not Happy
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:51 am |
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I think you hit the nail on the head. Lets face it 7 people doesn't rate a mention if it's a car or bus crash. 150 in an airliner will get some font page.
At this point in time there are far more people dying every day from many other things. I really hope it's a media beat up
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A member of the World Health Organisation (WHO) has dismissed claims that more than 150 people have died from swine flu, saying it has officially recorded only seven deaths around the world. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:15 am |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8023515.stm
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Scotland 'could help combat flu'
Scotland could help the world to combat swine flu, according to the country's chief medical officer.
Dr Harry Burns said having among the first confirmed cases of the virus put Scotland in a "pretty unique position". |
How come they never found a cure for Herpes then? |
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:10 pm |
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From what I heard, the reason why the Avian Flu sort of died out was because it never reached the stage where it can pass from human to human - the only danger was from contact with birds.
The Swine Flu can pass between humans, which is why people are so worried about it. While the official death toll is 7, there are another 140-odd deaths that haven't yet been proved to be from Swine Flu. The likelyhood is that the influenza was the cause of the deaths, as people don't just drop down dead after experiencing flu-like symptoms on a regular basis.
I hear that in Britain every household is to receive a leaflet - I can't wait to read it... I imagine it's just to reassure people. |
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Marthataran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:20 pm |
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Ah yes! the British reponse to a major threat - send everyone a leaflet. Anyone else remember the "Protect and Survive" comic. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:53 pm |
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Bad news U.S. reports 1st death by new strain of swine flu:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518320,00.html
Admittedly the child was a Mexican national, but it still happened in the U.S.
About the bird flu references. Has anyone read deeper into the original alerts? This strain is an odd combination of Swine, Human and Avian strains. This in and of itself is odd.
http://www.newsmax.com/headlines/med_healthbeat_swine_flu/2009/04/27/207794.html |
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General419
419Eater is my life
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:32 pm |
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The 1st death was a 23 month old baby though - a baby that age can die from normal human influenza. So, I don't think it's very significant.
Apart from that, people out of Mexico are recovering fine from what I heard. |
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Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:29 pm |
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Marthataran wrote: |
Ah yes! the British reponse to a major threat - send everyone a leaflet. Anyone else remember the "Protect and Survive" comic. |
I'll trade you a "Protect and Survive" comic for a Preparing for Emergencies book |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:40 pm |
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Do we need to paint the windows white?
Does it protect against flying pigs?
Now if the flu virus was big enough to hit with a leaflet... |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:13 pm |
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If they are issuing a new leaflet, can I stop Protecting and Surviving now?
All my relatives have ID labels tied to their toes, and I conduct vigorous fly swatting camapigns when I see any.
Protect & Survive – Casualties |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:44 pm |
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I make sure that I carry a bottle of x-tra strong HP sauce at all times. |
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General419
419Eater is my life
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:11 pm |
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Careful, you might end up sending the police to hospital with it! |
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Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:59 pm |
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I think there's a common thread.
First we had mad cows, then we had sheep with blue tongues and now we have pigs with flu.
I think we just have some very poorly farm animals who would benefit from some tlc.
Some say that the pigs probably caiught it off UK MP's, but how could that be so ? Troughs perhaps ? |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Philo Kvetch
Master of Master Baiters
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:34 pm |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:09 pm |
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Man asks his wife why she didn't fill up the car with petrol?
She says "I'm frightened of catching swine flu"
Man Says " You stupid F****r thats in Mexico not Texaco" |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:05 pm |
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Another flu pandemic? Flu kills people every year, in varying numbers. It's generally people who are already infirm who are at risk, but I had a dose back in 2001 that kept me at home for two weeks wishing I was dead, then it went away for a week, and came back again even worse. The chest infection that followed took 6 months to shake off. Flu, as opposed to a heavy cold that people tend to call 'flu', is always worth avoiding. I'm off to buy some surgical masks before the rush. |
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Joaquin
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 456
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:47 am |
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Most U.S. talk show hosts are having a ball with swine flu jokes:
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To give you an idea how bad this swine flu is, today the U.S. government took down the border wall and replaced it with a giant sneeze guard. Jay Leno.
They’re saying that the swine flu comes from Mexico. Thank God we have an airtight border with Mexico. David Letterman.
Everyone in Mexico right now looks like Michael Jackson with those face masks they’re wearing. Jimmy Kimmel.
To help avoid the spread of swine flu, the U.S. government is asking Mexicans not to come to the United States. Isn’t that what they’ve been doing for the past 40 years? Jimmy Kimmel.
Swine flu anyone? I’m terrified. Texas Gov. Rick Perry has asked the government for federal aid to fight the swine flu. Isn’t this the guy who just last week was threatening to secede from the United States? Craig Ferguson. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
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Posts: 2628
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:29 pm |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:52 pm |
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Pakistan have complained that just as we tell them to do something about the Taleban we are introducing Sharia Law and covering our faces.
Now we have TV adverts telling us to put our hands in front our noses when we sneeze - ideally a handkerchief.
What next ? - flush the loo after use.
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_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:20 am |
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Well there goes my fantasy of marrying a pig farmer! |
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