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419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

How curious that the lad-huggers seem to be having something of a revival. Is it the Obama factor, yet again?

Anyway, my task is to get this tosser and his associates put behind bars, where they belong.

Which I am doing - the trail of evidence is enormous. And dickboi: let me tell you that if you manage to make it out of Ghana and you then set foot within a 50 mile radius of Kachia, the EFCC will certainly catch ya (geddit?!?!??? Very Happy

) (but it's true).

Several of you have asked what dickboi's real name is. Actually he was born "Toto Goatman", in recognition of the circumstances of his conception.

Despite this, he was actaully a reasonably academic child - hence his ability to talk the hind legs off a goat (he can also **** the hind legs off a goat, but that's another story).

One of the dozens of hilarious baits he fell for (I did say "academic", not "intelligent" Rolling Eyes

) was trying to skim off big dollaz (euroz) from European Union research grants to universities. Posing as a corrupt EU funding official, I told him that if he did some research into funding needs at his old university for me, I would authorise a huge grant (why does that make me think of LA prostitutes and cars?) to be paid to it, and bribe the officials there to accept a lower amount so we could pocket the difference between us.

I already knew that dickboi was some kind of graduate, but with this bait I got him to reveal all sorts of details about his education. At the time he had been living in Romania, and trying to operate scams from there (as well as doing some legitimate work). And this ties in with his claimed CV, which was:

Quote:

Bachelor of Science- Accounting- Univerisity of Lagos- Nigeria (1996)
Bachelor of Science- Economics-University of Nigeria-UNEC (2001)
Bachelor of Art- Policital Science University Of Bucharest (Universitatea de Bucuresti, facultatea de Stiinte Politice) (2005)

Over the years I have gathered so many trophies, and so much real life information, that only now am I finding the time to piece it all together and close everything down.

One thing I would like to do, with your help, is to get dickboi stripped of his university degrees. He has brought shame on those institutions. I am also going to start a viral campaign at these universities via Facebook, using dickboi's real life data and some examples of his hilarious trophies, such as the Hamas Hooter photos and the medical insurance forms. This could soon become a worldwide phenomenon, so my publisher has advised me to hold back some of the even funnier material for the book and film (the trick is to leave the public wanting more Very Happy

).

Anyway, this is a call to anyone in Eaterland with any experience of, or contacts at, the above universities, to please PM me so we can start the campaign together. Remember - we need to get dickboi stripped of his degrees, as well as warning everyone about him, and spreading even more hilarity in these gloomy times! Very Happy

Thanks!

N

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:16 am

@Murray, here's a quote from one of DickyBoi's chat sessions with Sir C

Quote:

10:54 He will be here to sign off some of the account opening documents to be presented by Necs's account officer on investment issues or a Sudanese bank representative
David C0nti will be here... I going to arrive someone to play that role.

Why would a legitimate businessman arranging a legitimate business transaction need to invent people to be involved in the deal?

Anyway, can't sit here chatting with ladhuggers, I've got bank accounts to report and fake sites to kill.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:24 am

MeridianAlicante wrote:

( Acquiris Quodcumque Rapis princple would see it thrown out)

The Aqcuris Quodcumque Rapis principle does not apply in this case. It is over-ridden by the Intentus Harmus Pubus clause.

You state that it would be laughed out of court but you are obviously unaware that this isn't the first time this has happened and that victims of this kind of heinous "baiting" have already received positive judgements in the courts and large amounts of compensation.

The only way out of this mess and the only way to possibly avert legal action is if the baiters concerned write full written apologies to dickboi. If he accepts those apologies in a written reply a judge would look upon the matter as closed. If he doesn't accept them, then he has a very, very good case in a court of law.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:37 am

@Slightly, I am so proud that some of the members here have the decency to do the right thing

I will leave it in your hands to deal with this, just let me know if you need anything and I will be happy to help get justice for this poor abused individual Confused

As mentioned, I have already organised funding for the fight if required

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 74

Right, I'm getting tired of this. Once again we are turning against ourselves and goat-fighting each other. The hardened nasty people amongst you will continue to abuse victims like Dickboi and others will continue to bring some ethicalmafacion into what you do here.

I have set up a new Eater Victim Account (details available from the accounts section in the secure part of the forum) for anyone who wants to make a small donation to Dickboi. I'm not asking for much, just what you spent on your breakfast today - say $40 or $50, but if a couple of hundred of you make a donation, it will at least cover his internet cafe costs. I will keep the money in Escrow until we hear from him.

Current balance is $50 from myself to get the ball rolling.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Er, guys - I hate to interrupt but I've got my job to do as well.

I repeat - PM me if you have any links to the three universities I mentioned.

Thanks

N

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 236

@Slightly - Having now done my research, I withdraw my comment. Fabricati Diem overrides the principle that I thought applied.

I will now withdraw from this discussion, as I can't afford to be sued. Good day.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:54 am

well I for one have experienced a roller coaster of emotions and as dickboi would say - been there(and there and there and there) done that (and that and that............) and got the t-shirt

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:02 am

Star A Star wrote:

and got the t-shirt

That's more than Emil did Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That's a hole-ly unfunny comment.

Stop it or I'm Ghana get cross.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:41 am

Has anyone told the victim of the existence of the UK Sponsored Emigration Scheme for those upset and distressed by victimisation of an injurious and harmful nature.

It seems to me that he has a solid case and one that would enable payment of his passage, and back, if he doesn't find it comfortable, and then his university education would be financed with residential fees and provision for internet costs to enable him to keep in contact with his friends worldwide.

If there's anyone with a knowledge of UK emigration law and procedures, I'm sure they could assist this demonised and bullied victim to make a successful application that would bring him the support he deserves.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:44 am

Some people here have displayed an Accra'd sense of humour.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Posts: 62

Guys, in all seriousness, I really do feel bad for this guy. People are being so mean to him, and he doesn't deserve it.

Dickboi, I actually do feel bad. I didn't have anything to do with it, but from reading all the stuff on here, it still affects me. I am willing to send you 200 US dollars, if that will make you feel better. I know it wont fix the hardship you have been through, but is a start.

Just PM me your bank details, and we can go from there.

Thanks.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 74

Thanks to all those who have made donations so far, the current total stands at $1272. Okay, it may not seem much by our Western standards, but as Dickboi is in Africa he probably only earns about $100,000 a year, and if we can raise a couple of weeks salary I'm sure he would appreciate it.

Slightly, if you are in contact with him, personal message me using the 'PM' button below so nobody else can read what you say.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:57 am

@WhamBam they have all been nasty to me as well ever since I joined up do you know no one even bothered to say hello Crying or Very sad

nobody told me to bait safe Sad

I didn't even get to go to eaterversity Twisted Evil

I had to go straight out there all alone Shocked

so if you want to chuck a slice of that spondulix in my direction you can send it by WU or MG to..........

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Posts: 62

Awwww Star, you poor thing. Your story has touched me and my family. My mum is crying her eyes out actually (had to put them back in again, bloody mess I tell ya).

I am very happy to send you some money, but WU and MG are not very professional, and usually stuff up the payments. Is there somewhere I can meet you? Maybe the closest capital city to where you live? And then I can give you the money personally.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:10 pm

Look, Paranoid and Murry, when Joseph Twumasi [email protected] came here, it set me back months. While that unfortunate mistaken offender did not make it to court, it did cause a schism here. I still bear the stain of wrongful accusation, and I am %51 sure he was a scammer. You win some, you lose some. What are you gonna do?

You will both remember that Elizas efforts on his behalf earned her the custom tag of "lad hugger". Be warned that you, two, too, may be custom tagged as "lad hugger v.1" and "lad hugger v.2". You are both skating perilously close to falling through that patch if ice into a shitstorm of controversy. You will notice we don't see much of Eliza these days. RL? Could be.

Its not wether or not Dickboi is a scammer, and maybe he is, its about unity on the International Front Unity Cooperating Konglomorate Making Unions Get United Serendipitously, that smal brother and sisterhood dedicated to Justice on the internet, functioning harmoniously. And, as Otterfan might point out, not all people like cheese.

Please, don't make this go to court like Famoh. That cost Eater a lot of money, money and bad feelings. Just let this go. Assholes.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:17 pm

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:44 pm

I'm actually a bit surprised he hasn't come back to defend himself yet.

If I was innocent I'd certainly want to do that. Now I don't know who or what to believe. Confused

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Posts: 62

Windy, I know what you are going through, and I just want to tell you to go with what you think FEELS right. Whatever you feel in your heart is right. Close your eyes and think for a minute. Imagine you are with God, and ask yourself, why would someone with a name like 'dickboi' be a scammer? He wouldn't. He couldn't. And he's not.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Let's take some time out for a bit of fun. Very Happy

I thought it might be a laugh to have a caption competition. The prize is the original photoshop version of the best Hamas Hooter trophy pic, which is NSFW if you have an eagle-eyed boss.

I will personally e-mail the original file to the winner, and you can print it onto one of those high-class transfer thingies and iron it onto a high-class t-shirt which you can wear with pride, whichever corner of the world you inhabit. BTW if you are in any doubt about what a high-class t-shirt is like, e-mail dickboi at [email protected] (yes - he really did use Richard Head as one of his character names, hence "dickboi").

So here is the prize NSFW:

Yes - he is completely barking mad, isn't he... Confused

And yes, that is a willy. Embarassed

And here is the photo for which I would like you to suggest a witty caption:

And finally, a message from one of our sponsors...

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:58 pm

^ Haha!

Did you notice who makes an appearance in the top right hand corner of that host site?

I wonder if they are related?

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:15 pm

Time to form a circle, join hands and sing "Kumbaya". Can anyone start on key?

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:41 pm

TheBarSteward2 wrote:

Thanks to all those who have made donations so far, the current total stands at $1272.

Happy to donate £50GBP to the fund. This lad is clearly innocent!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 23

Can't we get the huggers somehow?

I mean, it's hard to believe they will pursue court action out of pure charity... what are they expecting? some scamming money without committing scam themselves? Isn't it a criminal association?

I've been reading the bait and all his mails are an attempt to further his fraudulent activity. I don't know how you expect to prove his "innocence." A couple of his first script emails should be enough proof.

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