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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:43 pm

That Dickboi is one dumb f*ck, that's for sure.

I'm sure he'll try to keep on scamming, but I bet he gets bailed up every time by baiters and won't make a single kobo from 419.

Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

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He'll try again when he gets out of prison - but will he be able to trust any of his mugus???

Eaters are everywhere... Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Look on the bright side, at least a certain part of his anatomy is well prepared for prison life.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

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True - but he prefers goats.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

His fellow prisoners may have other tastes though. Just imagine not bending down in the shower for the next 11 years. His feet are gonna STINK!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:22 pm

Dickboi, Clove, Davis Sherman, Richard Head, and all your other stupid characters ok....

I have really enjoyed laughing at your expense over the last 2 1/2 years ok. You are without a doubt the most gullible, insane, and dumbass scammer I have ever seen ok. You are an ass clown ok. How much did you spend on those crappy t-shirts that you sent me? $700? You must be stupid if you paid anything for those. I've had fun wasting your time, but I'm going to have even more fun reading about how you, Behn, Diggs, and the rest of your contacts are going to rot in prison ok.

It's not over yet. The Dickboi Program is still running ok.

Pees and luv.

Emil Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:23 pm

He'll be fine inside!

Quote:

7:24 PM me: Do you come from a long line of inbreeds?
fssa.uk: OH ASK YOUR FATHER THAT HE MAY
7:25 PM me: Did your brother fuck your sister? And did he butt-fuck you?
7:26 PM And was that before or after your father did the deed?
7:28 PM I'll take that as a yes.

Quote:

WHERE IS DRAMA QUEEN AT?
me: Damn it - we were having such a productive exchange.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:42 PM me: I think Richard is the Drama Queen, with the emphasis on "Queen". He was fucked in the ass by his father and never got over it.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 236

Awwww, and it was so much fun to read! Dickboi, don't you realise that you could have just kept quiet and played along? Think how much pleasure you're brought to the thousands and thousands that read this thread every day.

Doesn't that just bring a nice little warm glow to your scummy scammers heart?

But welcome to the Eater! Bait safe and find a mentor!

Oh wait...you already had one, didn't you?

Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

Quote:

dickboi: YOU ARE A MASTER BAITER!

You sure are clapping

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:43 pm

Here's a thought; how about we work out how much Dickiboi might have spent in his journeys, whether taking his accounts at face value or using a more conservative approach?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:43 pm

Mr. Dickboi:

You have been fooled by people who are much smarter than you will ever be. They have studied every detail of your game for many years and they know your game so much better than you do.

You were already a fool and a loser of major international proportions long before you finally discovered it. Thousands were laughing at you every day.

You have been fooled out of something even more valuable than your money. You have been fooled out of your very human dignity in front of the whole world and you will never get it back.

You have gotten the least of what you deserve.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:43 pm

Is there an accounting somewhere of how many total miles this idiot travelled while chasing vapors and ghosts, only to end up stredded like a fooooOoOoOoOoOl in Ghana?

It's just too bad he didn't end up run over by a truck while taking pictures in the road, or killed by suspicious villagers so they could sell his head at Jankara.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:45 pm

I asked him how much he spent in Ghana. Seemed unwilling to discuss it.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

You lot are just cruel. LMAO.

It's not his fault he has fewer brain cells than an amoeba.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Can we all say a special 419-Eater HELLO! to Chozan B and Roslyn D, two of dickboi's US contacts who laundered funds for him? They should be visiting us any time now to read about dickboi's adventures. Make them welcome.

I wonder how loyal they will remain to their distant kinsman when they see what he has been up to...?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:20 pm

Hello Chozan and Roslyn. How does it feel to be associated with the biggest idiot in Ladland?

Dancing Banana

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:27 pm

Hey dickboi.

Contact me and I'll give you Yastreb's real name and address so that you can go round his house and kick the shit out of him. He doesn't live that far away from you so it shouldn't be hard to pay him a visit.

Him and Ninastian have made you look like a real prick. Personally, I think they've pushed it way too far and if it were me, I'd want revenge. Sometimes baiters get carried away and don't think about how they are hurting innocent guys like you. Just add me to YIM or hit PM at the bottom of my post here and I'll give you all the details you need to get some payback on these evil people.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 74

Hi Chozan and Roslyn, hope you realise what a twat Dickboi has been. You'll be able to tell all his mates and family what a rubbish yahooboi he is, and of course tell all your future prison friends about it all. No need to thank us for your prison sentence, thank Dickboi. Make sure you email all the photographs we have of him to his friends and family as well.

Ooooooooooooooooo

I agree with Sir Scamalot, I wish there was some way we could pay him back for all the fun he has given us over the years.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:41 pm

dickboi: Aww, are you going to get all kissy kissy with that freak ladhugger slightly-out-of-it^^^. There's a reason we gave him that name. He always starts feeling sorry for you losers at some point.

Me, I will celebrate the day we have confirmation of a yahoo-yahooboi like you being chopped into little pieces and sold for goat feed. Too bad for the goat.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:51 pm

hi dickboi!

I am Jessica, JWW's wifelet #2. I never got to meet you personally, (cause you never really meet anyone face-to-face, do you??) but Morgan (Dramaqueen), and Bluth and I sure had fun talking to you on the phone one night!

Just so you know, in case you were wondering, we were laughing at YOU the whole time! We loved what an idiot you were! Do you remember sending us kisses on the phone?? Mwahh! Mwahh!

And how about praying with us?? Thanking God, YOUR GOD, for shopping?!? Shocked

You have to admit, that was a good night!!

Just remember this, dickboi, the next maga you try to get money from, the next scamming email you get a reply from, the next time your phone rings....

It WILL be someone from 419Eater!

Thanks Ninastian for sharing dickboi with us!! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:59 pm

You should all be totally ashamed of yourselves.

The guy is just trying to make a living and you humiliate him. Evil or Very Mad

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

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F**k off back to Lagos.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Oh BTW everyone - looks like Chozan and Roslyn will be needing a good Barrister pretty soon.

Has anyone come across one lately?

Must be fully qualified. You know - certificates and all that.

Any recommendations?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:26 pm

I do believe JayHawk comes highly recommended. Just look at his custom tag. Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:27 pm

Dickboi... SlapHappy and I just called you and you weren't your normally talkative self. Is something the matter? Very Happy

All you could say was "bastards," but I hope you listened as we talked to you.

I know you're rationalizing all of this by thinking you've crashed our party and ruined our game, but the truth is that while your life consisted of running around and working on fake projects over the last two years this has all been a hobby for us. Your games and suffering has been our pastime.

Remember when I sent you to Abidjan? Wasn't that great? I was counting the days that you were there, laughing to everyone else at how long you stayed and how your expenses were piling up. Weren't you there for the better part of two weeks? And for what? To come home with your tail between your legs. All for our enjoyment.

As everyone else has said, just remember that we're out here. If you continue trying to do internet jobs you should know that there are THOUSANDS of us. We could be any maga you think you have. Keep that in mind.

Oh, and please listen to our radio show SUNDAY at 6:00 PM UK time. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc. I'm sure we'll have a tribute to you with some of our favorite audio clips. Maybe you could have your friends listen in, too? Sign up on the blogtalkradio site so you can enter the chat room and talk to us. Better yet, call in! Be there, or be square! Very Happy

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