We're all doomed

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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:13 pm

I'm particularly grumpy tonight. Threatened flu pandemic, 10 years of austerity and Oliver Postgate didn't get a mention on the Baftas.

I'd better go and bait some more lads to cheer me up.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

I'm grumpy too Jill. So am crawling inside a bottle of wine! I've put out lots of messages to possible love scams and they are just not playing. What's wrong with the lads of today?! Harumph!

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:22 pm

Well, I am happy...... Anything I can do to cheer you to ladies up? Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I'm grumpy
sore muscles from moving beds etc for ungrateful daughter
elderly car due MOT in morning
got takeaway and they put chicken on my calzone!
chicken !
chicken?
dont they know me by now?
eeeeeew

@ notobescammed
SEND CHOCOLATE

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

To NTBS

And wine.

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:36 pm

One bottle of the finest Pino Grigio on it's way to the lovely Cathy

And a huge bar of dairy milk whole nut on it's way to my Nan! Very Happy

Feel better now?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Better still Whisky or Southern Comfort and ginger or even vodka
but no gin
I loathe it almost as much as chicken

where's the chocolate?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Hey - lay off the Gin!

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:41 pm

I managed to stop the delivery man before he left with the chocolate, I have armed him with a huge bottle of Southern Comfort too.... If you drink it all, you won't see for a week!

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Cheers NTBS! I can feel a hangover brewing!!!! lmao

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

^Thank you
I was hoping to finally catch your show live tonight but was shifting stuff,
before the poor old estate car gets told it's too old.

Hope its a big van with big boxes of chocs

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

you're only doomed without one of these

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:39 pm

^^^^ Be sure to read the manual about disinfection procedures in closed spaces.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

I was feeling a bit doomed until earlier this afternoon. Then I got hit on by the most wonderful lad. We have been reciting pledges and quotes from the bible (thanks google) all afternoon. I think I am in lurve..........

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:02 pm

^^^ You go, girl!

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:50 pm

Remember: Quoting Bible passages to each other over the internet can lead to unwanted pregnancy.

Play safe.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I feel less doomed
With some TLC my car will get its MOT, though I may have to use cash I had earmarked for a campervan towards it Crying or Very sad

Elder son ate the calzone the other night so it wasn't wasted
My sore muscles and headache are not swine flu, even if I did wheech past Falkirk the otner day.
I managed to figure out how the cat had locked the mouse on the pc

but I still dont like Gin. Craig can have my share

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

It has been the great tradition of this forum and its most excellent members that when grumpy, get a lad by the scruff of the neck and take your feelings out on them to full effect.

lads are a stress tool, and its highly effective to shout and scream at them.

then relax in good company and ponder how they now feel Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:11 am

This might help,,

Subject: BEST PMT QUESTION EVER

Best PMT Question Ever

Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman's Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this
f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light bulb! They
don't even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit
in the dark for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of
God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f***n chair they dragged
to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME f***n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F**er EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE F***N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:39 am

I've found the insult boi over on main to be perfectly adequate for frustration removal. He's really quite game, and I must say, I found it rather satisfying to be particularly graphic about his mother, sister, and father in our latest exchange. Overall, A+!