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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:13 pm |
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I'm particularly grumpy tonight. Threatened flu pandemic, 10 years of austerity and Oliver Postgate didn't get a mention on the Baftas.
I'd better go and bait some more lads to cheer me up. |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Cathy2008
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 200
Location: UK
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Posted:
Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:14 pm |
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I'm grumpy too Jill. So am crawling inside a bottle of wine! I've put out lots of messages to possible love scams and they are just not playing. What's wrong with the lads of today?! Harumph! |
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Posted:
Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:22 pm |
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Well, I am happy...... Anything I can do to cheer you to ladies up? |
_________________ Listen to my show live every Sunday at 6pm UK, 1pm US! Just log onto www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc and click listen live!
If you missed a show, or to listen to your favorite shows - log onto www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc and click archived segments!
Internet's Biggest Conversation - Where Scammers are Scammed into reality Live!
you are trying to ask me if Iam a robber? is this correct? - Dr Usman
My own version meaning of the word (SCAM) {The Transaction you will start that will never end! - Kw3s1
Sometimes the truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off - Kw3s1
Birthday Safari - Co Bait with FrumpyBB and Redshoes17
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:34 pm |
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I'm grumpy
sore muscles from moving beds etc for ungrateful daughter
elderly car due MOT in morning
got takeaway and they put chicken on my calzone!
chicken !
chicken?
dont they know me by now?
eeeeeew
@ notobescammed
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Cathy2008
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 200
Location: UK
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Posted:
Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:35 pm |
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To NTBS
And wine. |
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Posted:
Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:36 pm |
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One bottle of the finest Pino Grigio on it's way to the lovely Cathy
And a huge bar of dairy milk whole nut on it's way to my Nan!
Feel better now? |
_________________ Listen to my show live every Sunday at 6pm UK, 1pm US! Just log onto www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc and click listen live!
If you missed a show, or to listen to your favorite shows - log onto www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc and click archived segments!
Internet's Biggest Conversation - Where Scammers are Scammed into reality Live!
you are trying to ask me if Iam a robber? is this correct? - Dr Usman
My own version meaning of the word (SCAM) {The Transaction you will start that will never end! - Kw3s1
Sometimes the truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off - Kw3s1
Birthday Safari - Co Bait with FrumpyBB and Redshoes17
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Posted:
Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:39 pm |
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Better still Whisky or Southern Comfort and ginger or even vodka
but no gin
I loathe it almost as much as chicken
where's the chocolate? |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Posted:
Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:40 pm |
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Hey - lay off the Gin! |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:41 pm |
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I managed to stop the delivery man before he left with the chocolate, I have armed him with a huge bottle of Southern Comfort too.... If you drink it all, you won't see for a week! |
_________________ Listen to my show live every Sunday at 6pm UK, 1pm US! Just log onto www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc and click listen live!
If you missed a show, or to listen to your favorite shows - log onto www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc and click archived segments!
Internet's Biggest Conversation - Where Scammers are Scammed into reality Live!
you are trying to ask me if Iam a robber? is this correct? - Dr Usman
My own version meaning of the word (SCAM) {The Transaction you will start that will never end! - Kw3s1
Sometimes the truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off - Kw3s1
Birthday Safari - Co Bait with FrumpyBB and Redshoes17
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Cathy2008
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 200
Location: UK
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:44 pm |
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Cheers NTBS! I can feel a hangover brewing!!!! lmao |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:47 pm |
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^Thank you
I was hoping to finally catch your show live tonight but was shifting stuff,
before the poor old estate car gets told it's too old.
Hope its a big van with big boxes of chocs |
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NotPhil
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 479
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:22 pm |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:39 pm |
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^^^^ Be sure to read the manual about disinfection procedures in closed spaces. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Cathy2008
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 200
Location: UK
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:31 pm |
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I was feeling a bit doomed until earlier this afternoon. Then I got hit on by the most wonderful lad. We have been reciting pledges and quotes from the bible (thanks google) all afternoon. I think I am in lurve.......... |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Posted:
Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:02 pm |
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^^^ You go, girl! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Posted:
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:50 pm |
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Remember: Quoting Bible passages to each other over the internet can lead to unwanted pregnancy.
Play safe.
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:17 pm |
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I feel less doomed
With some TLC my car will get its MOT, though I may have to use cash I had earmarked for a campervan towards it
Elder son ate the calzone the other night so it wasn't wasted
My sore muscles and headache are not swine flu, even if I did wheech past Falkirk the otner day.
I managed to figure out how the cat had locked the mouse on the pc
but I still dont like Gin. Craig can have my share |
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Posted:
Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:51 pm |
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It has been the great tradition of this forum and its most excellent members that when grumpy, get a lad by the scruff of the neck and take your feelings out on them to full effect.
lads are a stress tool, and its highly effective to shout and scream at them.
then relax in good company and ponder how they now feel |
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I make software that drives lads crazy. Thats my revenge on lads. (it all helps)
this transaction is 100 percent risk/hitch free - bobo
why no pay me - abum bello
because the cops will know it was you - me
ok this is good - abum bello |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Posted:
Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:11 am |
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This might help,,
Subject: BEST PMT QUESTION EVER
Best PMT Question Ever
Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this
f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light bulb! They
don't even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit
in the dark for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of
God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f***n chair they dragged
to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME f***n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F**er EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE F***N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question? |
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Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father
My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Posted:
Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:39 am |
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I've found the insult boi over on main to be perfectly adequate for frustration removal. He's really quite game, and I must say, I found it rather satisfying to be particularly graphic about his mother, sister, and father in our latest exchange. Overall, A+! |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Vote for Dickboi |
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