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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
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Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:22 pm |
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He just replied to me as well. Wants to sell gold dust
Seems to be quite interesting :
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Mr. Kruse
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
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Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:35 pm |
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I just got an offer from a "Frank Sinatra" in the email addy but in his narrative he is "Mohammed Ali." He is offering a deal in gold dust. Is this our lad?
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:11 pm |
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Must be, he forwarded my original emails and I've responded from Annette and George, both with very different characters to try to pull him away from your superb script... lets see how long he can hold out... |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:40 am |
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edit: yes, that's the name. please can you go back and mask em? I don't think they'll be very common on google
yee-haw! Glad the lazy boy is finally doing some work
So here's the skinny. He's already sent you all the script I gave him. And I took great pains to make it about as transparent as a scam as I could so that if he does decide to reuse, it shouldn't gain him a cent.
ie, from hereon out, he's already off-script. The oga, is out of commission due to a deathly ill wife, and I think Alan is about to take some extended leave.
Let's see how long he'll be strung along before the chop.
In the meantime, as he pokes around that account, he'll discover an alternative format I left in there, sort of an easter egg :>
I dunno. I wonder if I've given him enough. but I've told him that you're all people who've participated in losing propositions with us before.
Plus, it's gold dust. that we told you we'll buy back for double. how hard is that to sell? |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:05 am |
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oh dear. evidently he left off the bottom two paragraphs of the format, stating that we would by back the gold dust for twice as much as the punter paid for it.
For the curious, you can see the format here:
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_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:08 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:14 pm |
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He's landed here. I wonder if he'll admit to being related to Frank Sinatra? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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Mr. Kruse
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Posts: 2725
Location: Playing reindeer games
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:01 pm |
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I told him I deal in brand-new state of the art laptops, not cash. So I asked him how many laptops he wants for 2500Kg of gold dust.
He hasn't responded yet. |
_________________ "You are a big fool and mumu"
"STUPID MOFO...U NO GET MONEY BUY CC....FUCKIN BROKE N#%%&" - Lee Gatsby, CC Mogul
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Shyguy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 72
Location: UK
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:44 am |
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Just in i had to promt him though i guess I will just have to ber patient as its such a good deal
"WITHIN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME A FORM WILL BEEN SEND TO YOU JUST FILL AND SEND IT BACK TO US AND ALSO E GIVE YOU %100 PERCENTAGE SURE ,THAT"
This was red
" IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KEEP GOLD DUST, WE WILL BUY IT BACK FROM YOU AT
DOUBLE THE PRICE YOU PAID. YES. WE DOUBLE DUST MONEY!!11
ONCE TRANSACTION IS COMPLETE IN KRAUTLAND YOU WILL HAVE TOLD AGENT
YOU DON'T LIKE DUST. HE WILL DUST YOU OFF AND DOUBLE YOUR INVESTMENT." |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:37 pm |
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can I be one of your fool? |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:55 pm |
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LOOK SENDRA WE ARE DOING BUSINESS HERE OK IF YOU LIKE ASK ME QUESTION THAT IS OUR OF THIS BUSINESS THEN CALL ME ON MY LINE ,OK |
He's getting testy already
eta Haughty high-society slap delivered. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:44 pm |
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Lovely. feel free to pound him today, Alan's in lovely South Africa on business for a few days. |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Mr. Kruse
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
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Location: Playing reindeer games
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:22 pm |
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The lad doesn't sound too sure of himself as I think he is getting way off script with my laptop offer instead of cash.
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WE HAVE NOT RECIEVE THINGS LIKE THIS BEFORE BUT IF YOU SAID SO THEN YOU HAVE TO TIMES IT BY THE AMOUNT YOU SELL ONE LAPTOP ,AND TELL US HOW MUCH YOU SELL,
ONE LAPTOP TOO AND YOU HAVE TO SHOW US FIVE OR FOUR LAPTOP BEFORE WE CAN START DOING ANYTHING WITH YOU BECAUSE THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME OF DOING BUSINESS WITH THINGS LIKE THIS |
Too bad his supervisor isn't available to guide him.... |
_________________ "You are a big fool and mumu"
"STUPID MOFO...U NO GET MONEY BUY CC....FUCKIN BROKE N#%%&" - Lee Gatsby, CC Mogul
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x3 x51 x2 x5 x17 x5 x18 x17 x2 x2 x3 x3 x3
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:27 pm |
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I think he is getting way off script |
There _is_ no script I gave him the initial format, and some idea of what to ask for with the 'au pair form'. And told him you were all fools who wanted to give us money. Then I buggered off to RSA and left him to it.
I must admit, I created a char to be part of this too. When he finally asks for money, I intend to hit him with NN's shiny new moneygram forms.
FYI, this is the same lad who completed 3 pages of NN's International bank transfer forms too. And it's his lovely shining visage that you're looking at right below my name here. I'd really love to see more pictures of this lad! |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Mr. Kruse
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Joined: 29 Mar 2009
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:35 pm |
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I wonder if he should fill out some forms to initiate my shipment of laptops? I plan on using one of our shipping modalities and having some fun with that---perhaps a safari? We'll have to figure how these laptops will fit into the chop plans. |
_________________ "You are a big fool and mumu"
"STUPID MOFO...U NO GET MONEY BUY CC....FUCKIN BROKE N#%%&" - Lee Gatsby, CC Mogul
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manbiteslion
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:17 pm |
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Oooohhh he's already going to undercut and chop Alan?
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MR GEORGE
DON,T SAY SO PRICE IS WHAT YOU AND ME CAN DISCUSS ON NOT JUST COUNT BLAME IN MR ALAN LIKE THAT IF YOU WANT TO BUY FROM ME I HAVE GIVING YOU MY PRICE TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU CAN BUY FROM ME ,THEN WE START DEAL,OK
GET BACK TO ME,
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:29 pm |
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Lad wrote: |
PRICE IS WHAT YOU AND ME CAN DISCUSS |
Unfair, he told me the price is fixed! What did I ever do to him? |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:45 pm |
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This sounds like fun. Let me know if you need any more characters.
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500th post. I am now a Master |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:47 pm |
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Mr. Kruse wrote: |
I wonder if he should fill out some forms to initiate my shipment of laptops? |
Hmm. Obviously Justuss will need to involve a third party laptop liquidator since I'm fairly sure Alan is only interested in the cash. But I'm sure he'll give the boi mad props for his ingenuity in procuring anything of value from the maga, and will be only too happy to suggest a liquidator.
You ever used such a liquidator in any of your other runs with the laptop modality? |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Mr. Kruse
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:29 pm |
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Actually, I have never used it before. I thought of it when I was trying to come up with a way to use the shipping modality. The examples always had a shipment of laptops. I have always heard that the lads love laptops and Rolexes. At first, I thought I would use the excuse of my company getting a new IT contract and they are replacing all the old laptops with new ones. Well, at my company, they just replaced them 2 months ago and now those are going to be thrown away. Just my luck!! I'll just use these instead of cash.
So for this bait, I figured I would just BE a purveyor of laptops and hopefully I will be sending him 50 for 10Kg of gold dust. I just have to figure out things as I go along since he seems to be game for the laptops. |
_________________ "You are a big fool and mumu"
"STUPID MOFO...U NO GET MONEY BUY CC....FUCKIN BROKE N#%%&" - Lee Gatsby, CC Mogul
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Anita and Tex
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Mr. Kruse
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:36 pm |
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bruckner wrote: |
Hmm. Obviously Justuss will need to involve a third party laptop liquidator since I'm fairly sure Alan is only interested in the cash. |
Ha! You spoke too soon. This is just in:
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WE WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND US TWO FOR SIMPLE SO THAT WE CAN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ,AND ALSO WHEN I TOLD MY FRIEND WHO IS A DEALER HE TOLD ME THAT CAN THE PERSON BRING TWO SIMPLE TO HIM SO THAT HE CAN BE A REPRESNET THE PERSON WHERE ,I TOLD HIM THAT I WE CONTACT YOU FIRST , |
Well, obviously, I will need a good address to ship these 2 laptops to. But I'm not so sure about just blindly sending him 2 laptops that are worth GBP 5,000 without some sort of security.
Any suggestions? |
_________________ "You are a big fool and mumu"
"STUPID MOFO...U NO GET MONEY BUY CC....FUCKIN BROKE N#%%&" - Lee Gatsby, CC Mogul
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x3 x51 x2 x5 x17 x5 x18 x17 x2 x2 x3 x3 x3
Anita and Tex
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manbiteslion
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:37 pm |
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HM, why not say you just met Alan in South Africa, and he put you in touch? I'm sure that'll get you through the door - I don't think this is the sharpest lad. |
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bruckner
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:46 pm |
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nice idea. HM, I just PMed you the email addy. |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
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bohigal
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:23 pm |
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Well, obviously, I will need a good address to ship these 2 laptops to. |
Does it really matter? When I ship by F e l c h a i r or A l l S t a r, they always seem to get held up in Customs in Abuja or Casablanca anyway.
Incidentally, if anyone uses a shipping company please keep us posted. I was planning on using Felch@ir to send him the money in a secure container, which he could in turn use to ship back the gold. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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manbiteslion
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:26 pm |
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Bruckner, I made your pet an incomprehensible offer, let's see if it ever gets to you or if he's into free enterprise? I do hope he is, it'll make his kicking even more severe when you catch up with him... |
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