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Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Hi everyone

I was around last year but had to suspend my scam baiting activities due to a number of family issues. Now back and raring to go! Have my email set up again and ready to take on a lad.

I've forgotten most of what I learned and what my mentor (who was fabulous) taught me. But ready to get back in the saddle. Anyone have a spare lad they want me to take on? I used to really enjoy slapping them!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Welcome back. Ease yourself back in, and if you have any issues, then get your mentor back - and skim read some of the stickies, to refresh your memory Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:12 pm

Welcome back, Cathy! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:18 pm

Welcome back. We have plenty of spare lads in need of attention in the Surplus Forum.

Let me know the mentor and I'll be sure they get their retention bonus Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Thanks all.

My mentor was Mugatu - who was fab. I'll check the surplus forum to see if I can't pick one or two lads up.

Incidentally, I am a very experienced english lawyer, particularly where wills are concerned, so anything I can do to help with law/wills, I'm ya gal!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Ah - Mugatu isn't around anymore.

I'm sure if you need one, a suitbable replacement will be found Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Thanks Craig - I think I will need someone to help me!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:33 pm

Hi, welcome back. being a lawyer may be helpful, but generally lads wouldn't know the difference between a properly made will and a length of wood. Also remember that if you appear more competent than your lad at their chosen play-act, they'll get uncomfortable and drop you. think victim! look tasty and clueless, and let him think he's the man. They stick it up his arse and snap it off. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

lol - don't worry, I can do "clueless" (I did post some convos I had with my lad, with a really clueless rich widow (me) and him. they were hilarious). I meant that I can offer help to those on here should they need help on "delaying tactics" etc.

The few lads I have had dealings with are funny beyond words. It beats evening tv!!!

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:26 am

Welcome back C-2008. Very Happy

In case you hadn't noticed, we have changed to 2009 now... Wink

I do remember seeing you around.

I would also suggest that you look at Eater U (at the bottom of the Index page) and it will jingle some of your memories, I am sure.

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:59 am

welcome back cathy

Craig007 wrote:

I'm sure if you need one, a suitbable replacement will be found Wink

there is a long waiting list unfortunately - i'm still waiting for one myself.
although i pick up a lot of ideas just by getting stuck in, and by reading the forums

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Well, I volunteered my services yesterday, so that may clear things up for those waiting Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Well I am sure with all the info on here, I can cope. Now I just need me a pet (love scams are really my thing!)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:33 pm

Good show, I think you'll do fine if you know the ground rules. Delaying tactics are always useful, after all they are the stock in trade of both scammers and baiters - nearly as important as tool #1 - Lies Very Happy

Love baits, eh? You minx Wink

I'm into insult baits right now. Broadcast threats and insults, see who bites, and wind them into a purple frenzy. Well, the bottom of the barrel won't scrape itself, will it?

have fun!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:23 pm

Welcome back, Cathy. Very Happy

We have lots of lads needing some love. All of them, actually. Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

Welcome back, Cathy! I found a link in the love forum here, and I found some love scammer emails that way.

http://www.romancescam.com/forum/portal.php

I was looking through and they post photos and emails of the romance scammers, and I saw one young lad who I thought would be good for some easy trophies. I'm not sure if taking their emails from that site is okay, but I would think it is? Anyway, try there!

Jasper

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Welcome back aboard, someone will be round with the drinks trolley soon Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Thanks all.

Oooooh, we get drinks?! Mine's a large Pinot!

Normally I do love scams (my last was a hoot, god bless, I LOVED slapping him), but I've just got an email for an inheritance scam, so I may run with that for now. Need to read up on that first though.

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:29 pm

Well, knowing what you do, with a NOK bait, you should at least get a few laughs at the 'Barrister's' expense. If you're clueless, he's the man to advise you. Ask. And ask again. Points of law are his speciality. Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Oh I have lots and lots of questions for him. Smile

One per email, softly softly catchee monkee, drive the monkee up the wall............

He's using an IP Stripping address though so I don't know where he is. He says Maylaysia, but who knows.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:14 pm

^^Make him change his email addy, "for security reasons." Of course that doesn't apply to you! It's only a problem overseas.... Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Good idea slap happy. I will wait and see if I get a response to my latest email (nothing yet).

meanwhile, I am surfing my space looking for a lad in need of a bit of tlc from a grieving widow....... (although its deathly quiet right now!)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:49 pm

Welcome back Cathy! I hope to see you around alot more often Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

thanks ntbs. Have just been reading YW's "safari" thread to Belushis. Oh the things us baiters do in the interests of the art. 4 pints - I ask you!!!!!

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:38 pm

Yes, I was safaried down to Bellushi's (I still think I was set up)! Next time you can join me, so I don't have to look like a loner at the back of the class Very Happy